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StarlinkCraft: Russian Drone Downed

airspace, Communication, Conflict, Defense, downed, drone, Equipment, Espionage, Geopolitical, intelligence, Media, Military, Russian, Satellite, SECURITY, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7320	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
New Chunks Explored:	55123	Buildings Constructed:	27

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE THE FIRST RUSSIAN DRONE EQUIPPED WITH STARLINK DOWNED IN UKRAINE! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE HAVE INSANE TECHNOLOGY AND DRAMA HAPPENING ALL THE TIME! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY ADVENTURES AND CRAZY SHENANIGANS! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS LIKE THIS?! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE EPICNESS!

RelaxWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, auction items, auto-mining, Crafts, Custom crafts, Custom Items, Events, free cases, hellish dimension, Items, minecraft server, MONEY, pvp arena, RelaxWorld, Resources, secret dimension, Survival, Updates

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Emeralds Found:	9540
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

RelaxWorld is not just a survival server, but an exciting anarchy!

On the server you can earn money by auto-mining, selling resources at auction and spending them on items listed at the same auction.

You can also fight in a large PVP arena with a secret hellish dimension.

Lots of events, free cases, constant updates, custom items, events and crafts…

All this is waiting for you on our RelaxWorld server!

Meme Mania Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Star Shards Collected:	78
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most meme-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies?

No Dealy Minecraft SMP

aew, Competition, contract, DEADLINE, DEALY, Entertainment, extension, Future, Industry, Minecraft, negotiations, Network, NO DEALY, programming, Ratings, Renewed, September 26th 2024, smp, speculation, sports, television, uncertainty, wrestling

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3789	Love Letters Sent:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9973	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: it’s September 26th, 2024, and AEW still isn’t renewed. But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Want to build a giant statue of a pickle wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama racing league? Why not! The possibilities are endless, just like the wait for AEW to get renewed. So come on, hop on this crazy train and let’s see where it takes us!

FartCraft: No Gas Allowed!

Allowed, bodily functions, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, couple, DATING, Etiquette, FartCraft, FARTING, farting etiquette, farting in bed, farting in front of partner, farting in presence, farting in relationships, farting rules, gas, Girlfriend, natural bodily functions, new relationship, relationships, Respect, tooting

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of being shamed for your natural bodily functions? Join our Minecraft server where farting is not only allowed, but encouraged! We embrace the tooty little dudes of the world and celebrate their unique talents.

On our server, you can build a giant farting statue, create a fart-powered rollercoaster, or even participate in our annual Fart Olympics! Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t let it rip – join us and let your gas flag fly high!

And if your girlfriend gives you any grief about it, just tell her that on our server, farts are the language of love. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can serenade your sweetheart with a symphony of toots? Join now and let the farting fun begin!

CreeperCrew Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, attractiveness, bad habits, CreeperCrew, DATING, dating advice, deal breakers, habits, instant deal breakers, instant turn offs, instant turn-offs in women, Minecraft, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationship advice, relationships, smp, turn-offs, turn-offs in women, unappealing habits, Unattractive, unattractive qualities, undesirable traits

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	637580	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	1435	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans for stealing their eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this poultry showdown!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are pranked with fake treasure chests filled with nothing but a bunch of useless dirt blocks. Oh, the humanity!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious skeletons. It’s a bone-shaking good time, guaranteed!

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Commitment, Deep love, emotional connection, Everlasting love, genuine love, long-lasting love, love, Love and happiness, love and respect, love and trust, LoveCraftedMC, meaningful relationships, Partnership, Pure love, relationships, romance, soulmates, true love, Trust, unconditional love

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	4477
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

True love is finding a Minecraft server that fulfills all your wildest dreams and desires. Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Yes, this mythical server exists, and it’s waiting for you to join and experience the love at first block.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples, secret portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns, and a disco party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

And if you’re looking for romance, look no further. Our matchmaking villagers have a 100% success rate in setting up Minecraft marriages that last a lifetime. Who needs Tinder when you have a server that brings players together in pixelated matrimony?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love flow through your pixelated veins. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world where anything is possible.

TaiwanTrekkerCraft

Allies, Asia-Pacific, bbc news, cooperation, Defense, Diplomatic, east asia, freedom of navigation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, Maritime, Military, naval exercises, patrols, Reports, SECURITY, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanTrekkerCraft, Tensions, territorial disputes

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

lol imagine if japan was like a minecraft server and they were all like “yo let’s patrol through the taiwan strait together” like it’s some kind of epic quest or something. like, bro, imagine the adventures you could have on this server. you could be sailing through the strait, battling sea monsters and exploring hidden caves. plus, you get to hang out with the cool japanese players who are totally down for a good time. join now for the ultimate taiwan strait patrol experience!

Crafty Mind Patterns

Behavior, Brain, cognition, conscious thought, Crafty, Decision making, everyday, habits, INFORMATION, intuition, learning, Memory, Mind, neural pathways, neuroscience, patterns, Perception, processing, Psychology, recognition, subconscious, unconscious mind

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Potions Brewed:	160	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u came to the right place, my friend. this server is so lit, ur brain will be detecting patterns without even trying. like, u won’t even have to think about it, it just happens.

join us for the craziest adventures u can imagine. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. u think ur brain can handle all that awesomeness? well, u better buckle up, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, u heard me right. they crash-landed on earth and decided to set up a minecraft server as a cover. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.

so come on down to our server and let ur brain go wild. who knows what kind of crazy patterns u’ll start detecting. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, dark continent, determination, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, Heavens Arena, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, Manga, Minecraft, Nen, Server, SHONEN, Yorknew City

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2326	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We have a special feature called “Gon Selection” where you can choose from a variety of crazy Gons to play as, each with their own unique abilities and powers. Want to be a fire-breathing Gon that can turn water into lava? Done. How about a flying Gon that shoots lasers from its eyes? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gon King, a giant boss mob that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with Gons, mayhem, and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!