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Slim Laid Minecraft Server

+18, adventurous, age gap, cuck, Cuckolding, EXPERIMENTAL, fucked socially, getting laid, Girlfriend, Laid, lose virginity, Minecraft, older woman, Risky, Server, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, slim, slim chances, taboo, Threesome, Unconventional, unique experience, virginity loss

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can cuck players and their girlfriends in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead?

Forget about building the biggest castle or farm, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through the twisted relationships and scandalous affairs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So come on, join us and lose your virginity in the most unconventional way possible. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a whole new world of possibilities waiting for you on our server?

Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2340	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

DateCraft SMP: Finally Getting Laid in Minecraft

Ascended, Confidence, DateCraft, Dates.., DATING, emotional connection, Finally, get laid, inadequate, Intimacy, Laid, long-term commitment, low effort, low interest, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-care, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	448

Are you tired of going on dates in real life and getting low effort, low interest partners who never stick around? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally find true love and get laid in the most epic and pixelated way possible! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players who are ready to sweep you off your blocky feet and show you a good time. So why settle for inadequate real-life relationships when you can experience true ascension in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and start your journey to finding love and getting laid like never before!

JappleCraft Minecraft Server

Anri Okita, attractive, craving, destroy, EYES, found, hot Rams, japgirls, japilled, JappleCraft, Laid, Minecraft, odd, outside, post, pussy, Ram girl, Server, tiny jap girl, TYPE, warrior

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Endless Night Skies:	2
Towns Built:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server will jappill you in ways you never thought possible! We’ve got hot Ram girls just waiting for you to come and conquer their tiny jap hearts. Your 5 inch warrior will never be the same after experiencing the thrill of destroying some hot tiny jap girl’s pussy in our world. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you wanting more!

Crafty F*ckery: The Minecraft Server Where You Can Actually Get Laid

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, confusion, Connection, Crafty, desire, emotional, emotions, Fckery, feelings, Intimacy, Laid, love, Minecraft, Partnership, Passion, Physical, relationships, romance, Server, sex, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ores Mined:	8556	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of struggling to find love in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your pixelated soulmate! Our players have reported falling head over heels for their blocky crushes and building pixelated castles together. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to help you find love in the most unexpected places? Join now and start crafting your love story today!

Crafty Genocide LOLz Server

anger, concern, controversial topics, Crafty, discrimination, Frustration, Genocide, Hate Speech, incel, internet trolls, Laid, lolz, mad, Misogyny, online harassment, race relations, racism, Server, sexism, sexual frustration, Social Issues, Societal Problems, toxic masculinity, white genocide

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchantments Applied:	71	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Potions Brewed:	76
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

Welcome to our totally insane and hilarious Minecraft server! If you’re tired of boring old servers where people actually care about serious issues, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and unicorn pig mounts! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond disco ball hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to make all the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine.

So why waste your time worrying about white genocide when you could be having the time of your life on our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Crafty C*nts Minecraft – Get Laid at a Job Network Center!

18 year old, accessibility, adhd, autism, Center, Cnts, Crafty, cunts, dick, Disabilities, disability services, get laid, inclusive services, Job, job centre, job network, Laid, Minecraft, Network, Nice, prime pussy, pussy, severe need, sexual desire, special needs, support community, throw itself

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	8991	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Towns Built:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or different? Look no further, because our server is like no other! We have a special event where players with disabilities can join and find love and companionship in the game. Who knew that building blocks could lead to building relationships? Get ready to experience the wildest and most unexpected adventures on our server – it’s a guarantee that you’ll never be bored again! Join now and see what surprises await you.

DalyCraft – Survival – PVP – MCMMO – Dungeons

120server, DalyCraft, Development, Dungeons, improve, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, Surival, Survival, Testing

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

DalyCraft Minecraft Server 1.20.4

DalyCraft is still in development and we still working to improve the server.

This will be edited later on

We still testing some plugins.

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xapros junior high

1.20.4, 24/7 uptime, Builds, Collectibles, daily players, discord application, Dynmap, Events, HIGH, holiday events, Júnior, junior high, Minigames, new players, no immersion breaking mods, no land claims, No Reset, Semi Vanilla, strict rules, Whitelist, xapros, zero lag

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	292
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Some info:

– We have holiday themed events every few months filled with minigames and collectable items!

– We’re whitelist only so no dealing with random rogue players 🙂

– We have 5-15 different players who log on daily

– We always have many new people, so no matter the age of our world, you’ll never be behind!

– Zero lag and 24/7 uptime

– We’re a no reset server so your base will always be saved no matter how inactive you are

– No land claims, tps or any immersion breaking mods that take you out of the vanilla feeling

– Strict rules against stealing/hacking/griefing!

– Some of our builds: https://imgur.com/a/R8w0cZ9

Join the discord to apply! https://discord.com/invite/NeekSj856k

sil’s world – whitelisted, vanilla SMP

Community, Datapacks, discord.gg/HfD5Kyhegs, east asia timezones, est, Events, gmt, GSit, INCLUSIVE, Minigames, Permanent Map, playing together, Plugins, recovery compass, smp, Survival, TerraformGenerator, Vanilla, vanilla smp, Vanillatweaks, Whitelist, Whitelisted, World Resets

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Emeralds Found:	6567
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Hi! We are a whitelisted, mostly vanilla server on java 1.20.4 with minimal plugins, instead with a focus on community and playing together. We launched recently on March 23!

Featuring:– Whitelist: to weed out the bad actors.– Events: in the future we plan to do community events and minigames!– Permanent map: zero world resets. currently we have a 5000×5000 world border, to be expanded as the server grows.

Our focus is on the “playing together” aspect; so far we’ve settled our bases closely to each other, not far from spawn. We won’t judge you for any playstyle though – we hope to be as inclusive as we can be 🙂

We welcome players from all origins, but do note that the server will revolve around east asia timezones (e.g. EST/GMT mornings).

Interested? Apply here → discord.gg/HfD5Kyhegs

38.45.65.33:25566

ZillaCraft | 1.8 – 1.20.x | RANKUP | PVP | GLADIADOR | X1

automatic farms, Clans, Economy, Eventos, ghidorah, Gladiador, GLADIATOR, godzilla, Killer, King Kong, Machines, maquinas, mina, minecraft server, Mines, Mini Gladiator, mothra, PvP, PvP lovers, Rankup, rankup enthusiasts, Spawners, Team Pvp, titans, x1, ZillaCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1402
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8771
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to ZillaCraft, where titans collide in an epic realm inspired by Godzilla and his legendary companions like Ghidorah, King Kong and Mothra. This server is a sanctuary for PvP lovers and rankup enthusiasts, where the action never ends and the competition is fierce.

Get ready to face the most imposing challenges, where the Gladiator is the main highlight. In this spectacular event, players demonstrate their combat skills in battles that will test their dexterity and strategy. But not only that. At ZillaCraft, the fun is constant with a variety of other exciting events such as Killer, Mini Gladiator, and more.

In addition to titanic battles, players can immerse themselves in a vibrant economy, exploring mines to collect valuable resources, acquiring spawners to create automatic farms, and utilizing machines to automate processes and optimize production. This is a world where wealth is within reach of those who dare to conquer it.

And don’t forget the exclusive events that await the brave explorers of ZillaCraft. From epic Dragon and Wither fights to thrilling PvP mines, there’s always something extraordinary happening in this realm of the titans.

Get ready for a gaming experience like no other, where you will become a legend among the titans. Join us at ZillaCraft and prove your worth in this world of battles and glory. The fate of the kingdom is in your hands.

version: 1.8.x – 1.20.xip: zillacraft.netstore: loja.zillacraft.netdiscord: discord.gg/WYUucxdzm6

zillacraft.net

ZillaCraft

[Dragon Fights], Economy, ghidorah, GLADIATOR, godzilla, Killer, King Kong, KitPvP, Legendary, Machines, MCMMO, Mines, Mini Gladiator, mothra, PvP, PvP mines, Rankup, Spawners, Survival Games, titans, wealth, Wither fights, ZillaCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to ZillaCraft, where titans collide in an epic realm inspired by Godzilla and his legendary companions like Ghidorah, King Kong and Mothra. This server is a sanctuary for PvP lovers and rankup enthusiasts, where the action never ends and the competition is fierce.

Get ready to face the most imposing challenges, where the Gladiator is the main highlight. In this spectacular event, players demonstrate their combat skills in battles that will test their dexterity and strategy. But not only that. At ZillaCraft, the fun is constant with a variety of other exciting events such as Killer, Mini Gladiator, and more.

In addition to titanic battles, players can immerse themselves in a vibrant economy, exploring mines to collect valuable resources, acquiring spawners to create automatic farms, and utilizing machines to automate processes and optimize production. This is a world where wealth is within reach of those who dare to conquer it.

And don’t forget the exclusive events that await the brave explorers of ZillaCraft. From epic Dragon and Wither fights to thrilling PvP mines, there’s always something extraordinary happening in this realm of the titans.

Get ready for a gaming experience like no other, where you will become a legend among the titans. Join us at ZillaCraft and prove your worth in this world of battles and glory. The fate of the kingdom is in your hands.

version: 1.8.x – 1.20.x ip: zillacraft.net store: loja.zillacraft.net discord: discord.gg/WYUucxdzm6

zillacraft.net:25561

VampCraft

3/27/24, LifeSteal, Minecraft, new, released, Server, Survival, VampCraft, Voting

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Vampcraft is a new LifeSteal Server that just released on 3/27/24. Thank you for considering joining vampcraft and thank you for voting for us if you do choose to vote!

play.vampcraft.pro:5185

swordtick Anarchy

Anarchy, anti cheat, lava flow faster, new, semi survival, server render often, Survival, swordtick, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

new anarchy server survival 1 week old world Anti-cheat semi survival Anarchy survival vanilla lava flow faster %30 server render often

swordtick.my.pebble.host

Hububba Studios

brand new, experiences, Hububba Studios, Immersive, Minecraft, Network, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to Hububba Studios!

There isn’t much to show now but as we expand we want to be a immersive network full of brand new and never before seen experiences

mc.imhububba.com

Sentopia Network

Boxpvp, Community, Hardcore, Hardcore Realistic, Minecraft, Mini Games, PvP, sen nightcore, Sentopia Network, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Sentopia Network

Sentopia is a minecraft network made for sen nightcore community, everyone can have a little fun!

– Survival – Hardcore Realistic – Boxpvp

sentopia.my.to

Enderite Middle School

Chill, CombatlogX, Community, Cross-Play, Enderite Middle School, Enderite SMP, Essentialx, Friendly, Minecraft, Plugins, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Vein Miner

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Runes Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	209
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	3911

Enderite SMP is a survival vanilla server with a few awesome plugins like Vein Miner, EssentialX, CombatlogX and many more! We have a friendly and chill community so give us a try!

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