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Slim Laid Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Enchantments Applied:	167	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can cuck players and their girlfriends in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead?

Forget about building the biggest castle or farm, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through the twisted relationships and scandalous affairs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So come on, join us and lose your virginity in the most unconventional way possible. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a whole new world of possibilities waiting for you on our server?

Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

DateCraft SMP: Finally Getting Laid in Minecraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Are you tired of going on dates in real life and getting low effort, low interest partners who never stick around? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally find true love and get laid in the most epic and pixelated way possible! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players who are ready to sweep you off your blocky feet and show you a good time. So why settle for inadequate real-life relationships when you can experience true ascension in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and start your journey to finding love and getting laid like never before!

JappleCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server will jappill you in ways you never thought possible! We’ve got hot Ram girls just waiting for you to come and conquer their tiny jap hearts. Your 5 inch warrior will never be the same after experiencing the thrill of destroying some hot tiny jap girl’s pussy in our world. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you wanting more!

Crafty F*ckery: The Minecraft Server Where You Can Actually Get Laid

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Votes:	1799	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of struggling to find love in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your pixelated soulmate! Our players have reported falling head over heels for their blocky crushes and building pixelated castles together. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to help you find love in the most unexpected places? Join now and start crafting your love story today!

Crafty Genocide LOLz Server

anger, concern, controversial topics, Crafty, discrimination, Frustration, Genocide, Hate Speech, incel, internet trolls, Laid, lolz, mad, Misogyny, online harassment, race relations, racism, Server, sexism, sexual frustration, Social Issues, Societal Problems, toxic masculinity, white genocide

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our totally insane and hilarious Minecraft server! If you’re tired of boring old servers where people actually care about serious issues, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and unicorn pig mounts! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond disco ball hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to make all the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine.

So why waste your time worrying about white genocide when you could be having the time of your life on our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Crafty C*nts Minecraft – Get Laid at a Job Network Center!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or different? Look no further, because our server is like no other! We have a special event where players with disabilities can join and find love and companionship in the game. Who knew that building blocks could lead to building relationships? Get ready to experience the wildest and most unexpected adventures on our server – it’s a guarantee that you’ll never be bored again! Join now and see what surprises await you.

OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ores Mined:	8776	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Towns Built:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers that everyone talks about? Looking for a server that’s so underrated, it’s practically forgotten? Look no further than our server!

We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.

Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?

So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

ExBlock-Boyfriend Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, discomfort, Emotional healing, event planning, ex boyfriend, ExBlockBoyfriend, Fiance, forgiveness, friendship, guest list, Minecraft, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationship, self esteem, Server, Therapy, Trauma, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	1929	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy relationship story.

Just like Clara’s relationship with her ex, our server is full of unexpected connections and surprising friendships. Who knows, you might even find your own ex lurking around a corner ready to apologize and cry their heart out.

And just like the OP in this story, you’ll have to make tough decisions that could impact the whole server. Will you invite your ex to your virtual wedding? Or will you put your foot down and keep the drama at bay?

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than therapy sessions and more exciting than a high school romance. Don’t miss out on the fun – this server is waiting for you to make your mark!

Dad’sHouseNoSibsAllowed

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, DadsHouseNoSibsAllowed, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family home, Grief, Grieving Process, house ownership, house rules, Inheritance, Loss, party pad, personal space, property damage, Respect, sibling relationships, Siblings, Will

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings in real life? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft world where you can build your own house without worrying about your brother and sister crashing your party!

Imagine a world where you can finally have some peace and quiet in your own virtual home. No more uninvited guests trashing the place and causing chaos. On our server, you are the king or queen of your own castle, and no one can tell you otherwise!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to enjoy a drama-free Minecraft experience, but you also get to explore crazy adventures and quests that will make you forget all about your real-life family drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few explosions (in the game, of course). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DefectorCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, on this server, we got this ex-north korean diplomat who defected to south korea and now he’s like a vice minister or something. like, how crazy is that? if u join this server, u can be part of this wild world where anything can happen. maybe u can even become a diplomat too, who knows? come join us and let’s make some diplomatic deals in minecraft, lol!

CraftyTaiwanDefense

Asia, Commitment, CraftyTaiwanDefense, cross-strait relations, Defence, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military alliance, military capabilities, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, Strengthening, taiwan, Taiwan-US relations, trump

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we are committed to defending our land from any invaders, just like taiwan! we will protect our precious diamonds and emeralds with our lives, so come join us and be a part of the most badass army in all of minecraft! plus, we have a secret weapon that can turn any enemy into a chicken with just one click! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Desert2JungleCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate, desert, Desert2JungleCraft, ecological balance, ecosystem, Ecosystem Services, Environment, Evolution, geography, interconnectedness, JUNGLE, Life, Migration, Natural resources, Nature, sand, Survival, WIND

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin in a desert, minding your own business, when BAM! a huge gust of wind comes outta nowhere and blows all the sand to a jungle. like, what even, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness on this server.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. and don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory up in here, but with more explosions.

oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s a thing. you just gotta find the right combination of levers and buttons to unlock it. good luck with that, though.

so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown on a unicycle, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those flying pigs. they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a car ramming into a sidewalk café? Look no further! Our server is so explosive, it’ll make an allahu-akbar look like a firecracker. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the streets of Paris. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable experience? Come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about! Just be sure to hold on tight, because things are about to get explosive!

Minecraft server: JewCraft – Connecting Blocks and Minds!

activism, anti-semitism, awareness campaign, blocks, civil rights, Connecting, cultural identity, discrimination, equality, intersectionality, Jewcraft, Jewish community, jewish connection, Jewish history, marginalized groups, metwo, Minds.., Minecraft, minority rights, online movement, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, social media, solidarity

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	New Chunks Explored:	695355
Enchantments Applied:	211	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7276	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret Jewish connection that will blow your mind. Rumor has it that buried deep within our virtual world lies a hidden temple filled with diamonds, gold, and ancient artifacts that will make you richer than a villager trading emeralds for bread.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of #metwo. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into or what kind of treasures you’ll discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor because things are about to get seriously silly.

ExBestieSlumberParty

adhd, alcoholic ex, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Connection, dating apps, eating disorder, ExBestieSlumberParty, friendship, Guilt, missed opportunity, moving cities, Physical attraction, ptsd, scattered thoughts, self improvement, sleeping with ex’s best friend, therapist affair, Therapy, threatening messages

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Animals Bred:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and find true connections…just like our player who found love with her ex’s best friend! Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially those recovering from toxic relationships and looking to rediscover themselves. Our therapists (in-game, of course) are always available to help you work through any emotional baggage…or just give you tips on how to build the best castle.

Don’t worry if you get a little scattered, we understand ADHD and embrace all players for who they are. So come join us for a unique experience filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous romance. Who knows, you might just find your own best friend’s ex’s therapist’s cousin’s roommate to build a future with!

NoobAvoidanceCraft

abhorrence, Abomination, antipathy, aversion, avoidance, detestation, disdain, disgust, distaste, fear, hesitation, Loathing, NoobAvoidanceCraft, not even once, Phobia, refusal, rejection, reluctance, repugnance, resistance, won’t even try

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Items Found:	4540
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends have taken over the server and it’s up to you and your trusty pig steed to save the day.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty good dancers once you get to know them.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge”? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows to roast while you’re jumping around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Evil chickens and dancing creepers await!