Laid – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Anime Social Skills 1.20
Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, badass, banter, Bleach, Character development, Confidence, Dubbed, high school, ichigo, influence, Japanese culture, Laid, masculine, personal growth, Posture, Role Model, self improvement, Skills, Social, Social Skills
Yo, bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like watching Bleach dubbed but on steroids! Imagine all the characters being even more badass and masculine, like Ichigo times a million!
Join this server and you’ll learn how to banter like a pro and have the confidence of a god with perfect posture. You’ll be getting laid left and right just like in high school, all thanks to the power of this epic Minecraft server.
Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your social game and dominate like a true anime hero. Join now and unleash your inner Ichigo!

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Slim Laid Minecraft Server
+18, adventurous, age gap, cuck, Cuckolding, EXPERIMENTAL, fucked socially, getting laid, Girlfriend, Laid, lose virginity, Minecraft, older woman, Risky, Server, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, slim, slim chances, taboo, Threesome, Unconventional, unique experience, virginity loss
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can cuck players and their girlfriends in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead?
Forget about building the biggest castle or farm, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through the twisted relationships and scandalous affairs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come on, join us and lose your virginity in the most unconventional way possible. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a whole new world of possibilities waiting for you on our server?

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Laid by Dad Jokes
Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay
come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

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DateCraft SMP: Finally Getting Laid in Minecraft
Ascended, Confidence, DateCraft, Dates.., DATING, emotional connection, Finally, get laid, inadequate, Intimacy, Laid, long-term commitment, low effort, low interest, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-care, smp
Are you tired of going on dates in real life and getting low effort, low interest partners who never stick around? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally find true love and get laid in the most epic and pixelated way possible! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players who are ready to sweep you off your blocky feet and show you a good time. So why settle for inadequate real-life relationships when you can experience true ascension in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and start your journey to finding love and getting laid like never before!

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JappleCraft Minecraft Server
Anri Okita, attractive, craving, destroy, EYES, found, hot Rams, japgirls, japilled, JappleCraft, Laid, Minecraft, odd, outside, post, pussy, Ram girl, Server, tiny jap girl, TYPE, warrior
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server will jappill you in ways you never thought possible! We’ve got hot Ram girls just waiting for you to come and conquer their tiny jap hearts. Your 5 inch warrior will never be the same after experiencing the thrill of destroying some hot tiny jap girl’s pussy in our world. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you wanting more!

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Crafty F*ckery: The Minecraft Server Where You Can Actually Get Laid
Commitment, Communication, compatibility, confusion, Connection, Crafty, desire, emotional, emotions, Fckery, feelings, Intimacy, Laid, love, Minecraft, Partnership, Passion, Physical, relationships, romance, Server, sex, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability
Are you tired of struggling to find love in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your pixelated soulmate! Our players have reported falling head over heels for their blocky crushes and building pixelated castles together. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to help you find love in the most unexpected places? Join now and start crafting your love story today!

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Crafty Genocide LOLz Server
anger, concern, controversial topics, Crafty, discrimination, Frustration, Genocide, Hate Speech, incel, internet trolls, Laid, lolz, mad, Misogyny, online harassment, race relations, racism, Server, sexism, sexual frustration, Social Issues, Societal Problems, toxic masculinity, white genocide
Welcome to our totally insane and hilarious Minecraft server! If you’re tired of boring old servers where people actually care about serious issues, then you’ve come to the right place.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and unicorn pig mounts! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond disco ball hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to make all the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine.
So why waste your time worrying about white genocide when you could be having the time of your life on our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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Crafty C*nts Minecraft – Get Laid at a Job Network Center!
18 year old, accessibility, adhd, autism, Center, Cnts, Crafty, cunts, dick, Disabilities, disability services, get laid, inclusive services, Job, job centre, job network, Laid, Minecraft, Network, Nice, prime pussy, pussy, severe need, sexual desire, special needs, support community, throw itself
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or different? Look no further, because our server is like no other! We have a special event where players with disabilities can join and find love and companionship in the game. Who knew that building blocks could lead to building relationships? Get ready to experience the wildest and most unexpected adventures on our server – it’s a guarantee that you’ll never be bored again! Join now and see what surprises await you.

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FloralMC

BUILD, commands, Community, conveniences, Discord, emotes, Event, FloralMC, Friends, Hub, landscapes, Minecraft, Protect, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla

Welcome to FloralMC – A Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server
Launch Date: 24th December 2024
Server IPs:
For Java–> 202.36.95.165:29078
For Bedrock–> 202.36.95.165 port–> 29078
Key Features:
Player Commands:
/tpask & /tpahere: Teleport to friends easily.
/home & /sethome: Save and revisit your favorite locations.
/spawn: Quickly return to the hub.
/claim: Protect your builds and keep them safe.
we also plan to add emotes!!!
Semi-vanilla gameplay with added conveniences to enhance your experience.
Explore massive, untouched landscapes for building and survival. Protect your creations with simple land-claiming tools. Enjoy a friendly, welcoming community. Active staff ensures smooth, fair gameplay. Participate in launch-day events with special rewards.
Join our members Discord server
Discord: https://discord.gg/C2HFNtj9
We hope you are ready to explore, build, and protect your creations on FloralMC! 🌸

FAQs

1. How do I join the FloralMC server?

To join the server, use the provided Server IPs for Java or Bedrock, and start playing!

2. Are there any special commands for players on the server?

Yes, there are commands like /tpask, /tpahere, /home, and /claim to enhance your gameplay experience.

3. What can I expect from the community on FloralMC?

You can expect a friendly and welcoming community with active staff to ensure fair gameplay.

4. Will there be special events on the server?

Yes, there will be launch-day events with special rewards for participants.

5. How can I communicate with other members of FloralMC?

You can join our Discord server using the provided link to communicate with other members of the community.

Lost Pill Quest 1.21
awkward, dick, discovery, EMBARRASSING, family, found, funny, health, humor, Lost, medication, mom, Parent, Personal, pill, PILLS, Quest, relationships, scandal, secret, shock, Surprise, taboo
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers!
Imagine this, your mom finds the dick pills, right? And you’re like, “Oh shiz, gotta escape to this insane Minecraft server where anything goes!”
We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and zombies dropping sick beats. It’s like a party in the Nether, man!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this crazy block party started!

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MoneyMoocherMadness
advice, Appointment, birthday present, booking software, Business, charge card, DEBT, emergency, emergency appointment, Friend, friends and family discount, friendship, hair stylist, handle, heated debate, MoneyMoocherMadness, owed money, payment, root retouch, Trust
Are you tired of friends who owe you money and never pay up? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your frustrations by building a virtual salon where you can charge your friends for their hair services! Take revenge on those who refuse to pay by locking them in a virtual chair until they cough up the diamonds they owe you.
Create booking software in-game to ensure your friends can’t skip out on payment, and make sure to give them the friends and family discount – if they actually pay up, that is.
Join now and let out your inner stylist while getting back at those who think they can get away with free hair services! Remember, revenge is best served blocky.

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CreeperCravings
addictive flavors, comfort food, cravings, CreeperCravings, culinary weakness, delicious temptations, favorite dishes, food addiction, food cravings, food obsession, guilty pleasure, indulgence, irresistible indulgences, irresistible treats, mouth-watering treats, must-have foods, satisfying eats, snack obsession, tasty addictions, tasty delights, yummy snacks
Are you a Minecraft player who can’t resist the temptation of virtual food? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, we have unlimited amounts of the most delicious and addicting virtual food you can imagine! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, you’ll never go hungry on our server.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our virtual food is so tasty, players have been known to spend hours upon hours just eating and never actually playing the game. We even have a secret society of players who have dedicated their entire Minecraft lives to perfecting the art of virtual cooking and baking.
So if you’re a foodie at heart and want to join a server where the food is just as important as the gameplay, then come on over and satisfy your cravings with us! Who needs diamonds and gold when you have an endless buffet of virtual treats waiting for you?

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Redstone Warfare: NK Troop Loot
adaptation, dead North Korean troops, Defense, east asia, Espionage, Geopolitics, intelligence, international conflict, Loot, military tactics, military technology, military training, mindset, Modern War, Notes, Redstone, russia, SECURITY, strategy, troop, Ukraine, WARFARE, weapons
come join our epic minecraft server where we have weapons and notes left by dead north korean troops in russia! ukraine is shook by their mindset but we are here to embrace it and adapt to modern war in the most insane way possible. join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even a dancing llama or two. why settle for boring when you can have a crazy adventure like this? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s conquer the virtual world together!

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Res SMP

Adults, atmosphere, Community, Creative, diamond-based, Economy, Events, gameplay, guild, Ip:, Minecraft, Plugins, quality of life, res, Season, Server, shopping district, smp, VOICE, Voting

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	New Season Server
Server Type	Mostly Vanilla with Quality-of-Life Plugins
Features	– Diamond-based economy– Shopping District– Builders Guild– Regular Events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of players are you looking for?	We’re looking for mature, chill, and community-focused adults to join us on our server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to maintain a welcoming and respectful atmosphere. Rules are provided upon joining.
How can I join the server?	You can join by using the Server IP: 147.93.116.232
Can players suggest new plugins or features?	Yes, all plugin additions are voted on by the community, ensuring everyone has a voice in the server’s development.

Chief Grifter’s Realm 1.20.4
1.20.4, chief, con artist, controversial, Corruption, Deception, dishonesty, fraud, Greed, GRIFTER IN CHIEF, grifters, influence, Manipulation, MONEY, Politics, power, president, Realm, sam bankman-fried, scammer, trump, unethical behavior, Wealthy, white collar crime
Lol, imagine Trump trying to be like Sam Bankman-Fried, what a joke! But hey, if you wanna escape the madness of the real world, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.
Join us if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle, and have dance parties with Endermen. Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cotton candy.
Forget about Trump and his wannabe antics, come hang out with us and let your imagination run wild. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server this crazy?

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MilMinecraft: Mother’s Day Escape
anniversary, beach vacation, big birthday, birthday celebration, Calendar, Controlling, Day, decade birthday, Escape, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, in-laws, MIL, MilMinecraft, mother’s day, MOTHERS, not wanting to spend Mother’s Day weekend, Plans, setting boundaries
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with demanding in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with epic adventures and crazy family drama!
Picture this: you’re trying to mine for diamonds, but your mother-in-law keeps demanding that you attend a beach vacation on Mother’s Day weekend. She’s celebrating a big decade birthday and insists that the whole family, including the in-laws, must come along. But wait, there’s more! She’s upset that her birthday is overshadowed by your wedding anniversary and expects you to drop everything to celebrate her instead.
But fear not, on our server, you can escape the chaos of family obligations and dive into a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers. Build your own paradise, explore new realms, and leave the in-law drama behind.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the adventures begin! Just remember to watch out for any unexpected family gatherings that might pop up in the game.

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BlockyBlameGame
adulting, Assertiveness, BlockyBlameGame, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, difficult conversations, emotional labor, Expectations, family dynamics, Financial Planning, financial stress, household responsibilities, living arrangements, relationship issues, roommate conflicts, saving for a house, self-care, setting boundaries, support systems
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of living in a virtual house with your BF, his brother, and their mom (just kidding, she’s not actually there, but who knows what surprises await in our pixelated world).
Are you tired of doing all the housework while your BF and his brother laze around like zombies? Well, on our server, you can take charge and show them who’s boss! Make them mine for diamonds and chop down trees until they learn some responsibility.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of planning an escape to your parents’ house to save up for a real-life mansion. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and financial struggles? Only time will tell on our server.
So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, misunderstandings, and epic battles against Ender Dragons (or maybe just against your BF and his brother). It’s a rollercoaster of fun and frustration that you won’t want to miss!

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MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP
alltimefavorite, alwaysenjoyable, Beloved, Cinema, classic, endlesslyentertaining, endlessviewing, Entertainment, Favorite, film, foreverwatching, go to, Movie, MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP, nevergetsold, perennialfavorite, repeat, rewatch, Rewatchable, Timeless, topchoice
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and we ride around on pigs wearing sunglasses. Plus, the admin is a talking llama who gives out free enchanted golden apples every day! It’s like living in a dream world, but with creepers and stuff. So come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life! #LLAMALOVE #DIAMONDSFORDAYS #MINECRAFTISLIFE 😂🦙💎🐷

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