Laid MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Anime Social Skills 1.20

badass, Anime Community, Confidence, self improvement, Dubbed

Yo, bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like watching Bleach dubbed but on steroids! Imagine all the characters being even more badass and masculine, like Ichigo times a million!

Join this server and you’ll learn how to banter like a pro and have the confidence of a god with perfect posture. You’ll be getting laid left and right just like in high school, all thanks to the power of this epic Minecraft server.

Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your social game and dominate like a true anime hero. Join now and unleash your inner Ichigo!

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Slim Laid Minecraft Server

virginity loss, older woman, unique experience, age gap, lose virginity

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can cuck players and their girlfriends in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead?

Forget about building the biggest castle or farm, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through the twisted relationships and scandalous affairs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So come on, join us and lose your virginity in the most unconventional way possible. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a whole new world of possibilities waiting for you on our server?

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Laid by Dad Jokes

pick up lines, comedy, humor, Entertainment, dad humor

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

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DateCraft SMP: Finally Getting Laid in Minecraft

long-term commitment, smp, relationships, self worth, get laid

Are you tired of going on dates in real life and getting low effort, low interest partners who never stick around? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally find true love and get laid in the most epic and pixelated way possible! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players who are ready to sweep you off your blocky feet and show you a good time. So why settle for inadequate real-life relationships when you can experience true ascension in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and start your journey to finding love and getting laid like never before!

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JappleCraft Minecraft Server

outside, pussy, found, japilled, Laid

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server will jappill you in ways you never thought possible! We’ve got hot Ram girls just waiting for you to come and conquer their tiny jap hearts. Your 5 inch warrior will never be the same after experiencing the thrill of destroying some hot tiny jap girl’s pussy in our world. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you wanting more!

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Crafty F*ckery: The Minecraft Server Where You Can Actually Get Laid

feelings, emotional, Understanding, Vulnerability, relationships

Are you tired of struggling to find love in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your pixelated soulmate! Our players have reported falling head over heels for their blocky crushes and building pixelated castles together. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to help you find love in the most unexpected places? Join now and start crafting your love story today!

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Crafty Genocide LOLz Server

Misogyny, Crafty, concern, toxic masculinity, controversial topics

Welcome to our totally insane and hilarious Minecraft server! If you’re tired of boring old servers where people actually care about serious issues, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and unicorn pig mounts! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond disco ball hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to make all the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine.

So why waste your time worrying about white genocide when you could be having the time of your life on our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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Crafty C*nts Minecraft – Get Laid at a Job Network Center!

pussy, Job, severe need, Minecraft, inclusive services

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or different? Look no further, because our server is like no other! We have a special event where players with disabilities can join and find love and companionship in the game. Who knew that building blocks could lead to building relationships? Get ready to experience the wildest and most unexpected adventures on our server – it’s a guarantee that you’ll never be bored again! Join now and see what surprises await you.

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BabyShowerDrama Minecraft Server

emotions, Server, family dynamics, gender reveals, family gatherings

Are you tired of attending baby showers and pretending to be happy for all those fertile people popping out babies left and right? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those baby shower blues behind!

On our server, you can build your own virtual baby-free paradise where the only thing multiplying is your pixelated crops. No need to put on a fake smile or hide your tears here – just pure, baby-free fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even cure PCOS and grant you the ability to conceive in the virtual world. Who needs fertility specialists when you have Minecraft, right?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to baby showers and hello to a world where the only thing growing is your epic Minecraft empire. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than watching someone else open yet another pack of baby onesies.

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SisTripGoneWrongCraft

sister trip, responsible drinking, vacation disagreements, sibling responsibilities, alcohol consumption

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of these four sisters.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while navigating through sibling rivalry and unexpected guests. Will you be the peacemaker, or will you stir up even more chaos?

Embark on this epic journey with us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top. Who knows, you might even encounter a messy drunk player who needs someone to look after them!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of family dynamics in the world of Minecraft. Remember, it’s not just about building, it’s about surviving the madness!

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