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BoyfriendBunkBedBattles Minecraft Server

bedroom etiquette, BoyfriendBunkBedBattles, communication problems, compromise, love and relationships, Minecraft, personal space, relationship issues, separate bedrooms, Server, sleep disturbances, sleep quality, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping separately, Snoring, snoring and relationships, snoring conflicts, snoring issues, snoring partner, snoring problems, snoring remedies, snoring solutions

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of dealing with a snoring partner who sounds like a chainsaw in your ear every night? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your noisy woes! Join us and build a virtual fortress where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any interruptions.

Our server is so peaceful and quiet, you’ll forget all about your snoring partner back in the real world. Plus, we have special anti-snoring potions that will make sure no one disturbs your beauty sleep ever again. And if your partner dares to disturb you in the game, we have a special jail cell just for them!

So why suffer through sleepless nights when you can join our Minecraft server and sleep soundly in your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to snoring and hello to sweet dreams on our server!

FashionistaFundsFiasco

#budgets, #Drop out, accessories, AITAH, apps, bills, clothes, credit card, dresses, FashionistaFundsFiasco, fun money, house poor, iPhone, not paying, online college degree program, purses, sacrifice, SAVING, second hand items., stay at home mom, tight finances, Tools, uber driver, wife’s tuition

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

DIY Minecraft Mayhem

achievement, defiance, determination, diy, empowerment, f*** it, Greatest, History, I’ll do it myself, INDEPENDENCE, Individualism, initiative, innovation, inspiration, leadership, MAYHEM, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Rebellion, self reliance, success, trailblazer

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	4606

Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

advance planning, classified documents, Cold War tensions, government secrets, historical revelations, intelligence reports, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military history, military intelligence, naval operations, political intrigue, russia, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, secret documents, Secrets, security breach, seized papers, strategic planning, submarine disaster, submarine warfare, Unleashed

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

adolescence, childhood eating habits, early adolescence, Eaters, eating habits, Food fussiness, fussy, fussy eating, GeneCraft, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetics, Hereditary, influence, nature vs nurture, Paradise, picky eater, Population, stable trait, Toddler, toddlerhood, variation

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2498
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Buildings Constructed:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

$109, 150, Accuracy, Analysis, autists, Bro, bros, calculation, cost, estimation, Expenses, fat hog gf, Financial, Math, Minecraft, Numbers, nut, passport, reddit, relationship, Server, States, undershot

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Crops Grown:	6712	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

Pi Cycle Top Indicator Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, btc, cryptocurrency, Cycle, digital assets, Financial Planning, INDICATOR, Investment, investment decision, market analysis, market forecasting, market indicator, market timing, market trends, Minecraft, Pi Cycle Top Indicator, profit-taking, risk management, sell BTC, sell signal, smp, Technical Analysis, Top, Trading, trading strategy

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	6715	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Star Shards Collected:	150	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	43210	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Farms Harvested:	618
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and secret underground dance clubs with villagers who can break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a mythical diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself trading all your BTC for virtual diamonds in no time!

RentalCraft Minecraft Server

Bank, BETRAYAL, car lease, city center, Communication, Deception, Divorce, finances, Friends, lying.., Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, ownership, real estate, relationship, rental apartment, RentalCraft, roommate, Server, Trust, University, Valuation

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from exes and crazy ex-girlfriends.

Need a break from dealing with rental agreements and divorce drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a 2-bedroom apartment in the city center when you can have a virtual mansion made of diamonds and emeralds?

Forget about paying for valuations and splitting assets, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe and slaying dragons. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy – unless you count the epic battles between players for control of the virtual realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot from a raid on a zombie dungeon. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities? See you in the game!

TripDropOutNoInviteLOL

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotional reactions, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, financial reasons, friendship, greece, group dynamics, invite, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Planning, relationships, social dynamics, spain, trip, TripDropOutNoInviteLOL, vacation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2788	Void Gems Collected:	37
Dragons Tamed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story about a trip to Greece gone wrong.

Picture this: you and your Minecraft buddies are planning a trip to a virtual Greece, but suddenly everything goes haywire. Friends dropping out left and right, exes getting involved, and a last-minute switch to Spain. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness friendships falling apart over virtual vacations? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual love interest in Madrid like Tammy. Just watch out for any exes lurking around, things could get messy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

Infinite Void SMP: Where falling into the void is just a way to spice things up!

Adventure, application, BUILD, Content Creator, Custom, Discord, Falling, form, Friends, Infinite, Join, make, Modded, new, Play, Players, question.., requirement, Server, smp, Spice, Void

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	422	Secret Passages Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Infinite Void SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Infinite Void SMP
Description	Custom modded SMP for players to adventure, build, and make friends. Content creator server.
Requirements	18+, Must join Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, it is a requirement to join the Discord server.
Is content creation mandatory on the server?	No, it is not mandatory to create content on the server.
Where can I find the application form for the server?	Click here for the application form