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LuckyCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Come home, Crisis, domestic abuse victim, DUBAI, Escape, expatriate, family, Help, International, ireland, irish, Irish citizen, luckycraft, Minecraft, PLEA, plea for assistance, plea for help, Safety, Server, stranded, Support, Victim

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Animals Bred:	142
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than an irish ‘domestic abuse victim’ trying to escape dubai! you’ll be begging to come back for more fun and excitement. we have crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make you feel right at home. join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

MissileManiaMC

Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international law, international relations, Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer quotes, military intervention, missile strikes, MissileManiaMC, peacekeeping efforts, political statements, russia, UK foreign affairs, UK missiles, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5693	Magic Items Found:	4349
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
New Chunks Explored:	918066	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

so like, you know how Keir Starmer is all serious and stuff, well guess what? on this server, he’s like the ultimate troll! he’s giving Ukraine access to UK missiles to strike inside Russia, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft?! come join the madness now!

CraftyMiseryCraft

adaptation, Animals, Challenges, cognitive abilities, complexity, Consciousness, CraftyMiseryCraft, emotions, Evolution, existential crisis, Human nature, humans, intelligence, introspection, LIMITATIONS, Misery, Philosophical, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, society, Understanding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1932	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a wild party in a blocky world, man. we got creepers that moonwalk and chickens that breakdance. it’s like a disco inferno up in here.

plus, our admins are actual wizards who can summon rainbows and unicorns on command. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun.

if that ain’t enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery. legend has it that anyone who finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together.

TumorShrinkageCraft

aggressive brain cancer, children, findings, Group 3 Medulloblastoma, mouse model, new treatment, preclinical models, research, stem-like cells, study, tumor shrinkage, tumors, TumorShrinkageCraft, validation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchantments Applied:	123

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on this server, we got a special potion that can make u super strong and take down any baddies in no time! it’s like a cheat code but totally legit, i swear.

also, we got this crazy cool mini-game where u gotta battle against other players on flying pigs! yeah, u heard me right, FLYING PIGS. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items? yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in minecraft. u gotta be quick though, cuz the other players are always tryna steal the loot!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop fun, then come on over to our server! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe u’ll be the next minecraft legend with all the epic adventures u’ll have here.

CorniaCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Character development, CorniaCraft, Deception, Drama, FANTASY, fantasy world, Intrigue, Kingdom, Minecraft, Mystery, plot twist, power struggle, Queen of Cornia, royal family, Royalty, Secrets, Server, tragic ending., unexpected betrayal, unexpected turn, what went wrong, world-building

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Towns Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Queen of Cornia! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the Queen of Cornia was once a peaceful land filled with majestic cornfields and happy villagers. But one day, a mischievous group of chickens invaded the kingdom and declared themselves as the rulers. Now, the Queen of Cornia is a wacky place where chickens wear crowns and pigs ride on horses!

Join our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Build a house out of corn stalks, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the chicken overlords to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless in this corny paradise!

So what are you waiting for? Join The Queen of Cornia Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild and hilarious adventure like no other!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

Community, desuarchive, Edition, group, habits, haha, ihatemyself, ip address, Link, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, run time error, SelfLoathing, Server, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Emeralds Found:	5932
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchantments Applied:	110	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of running into runtime errors in your sad, pathetic life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and laughter.

Imagine a world where everything is glitched and nothing makes sense. That’s right, our server is like a never-ending comedy show with bugs and errors at every turn. Who needs a therapist when you can just laugh at your own misery in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Posshouse, where players can gather to share their hatred for themselves in a safe and supportive environment. It’s like group therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords.

So why waste your time on boring, well-functioning servers when you can join us for a hilarious adventure filled with runtime errors and self-loathing? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter (and tears) begin!

ExWifeTaxCraft

artist, child support, childhood trauma, co parenting, custody, Designer, Divorce, Eastern-European country, emotional payment, ex wife, ExWifeTaxCraft, financial struggle, financial support, joint custody, Legal System, minimum wage, online business, photographer, sole custody, struggling parent, upper middle-class

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	306
Potions Brewed:	123	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s new relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this guy’s ex-wife!

We’ve got split households just like this guy’s son, except instead of arguing over who gets custody, we argue over who gets the best loot in-game. And just like this guy’s ex-wife who claims to be an artist/designer/photographer, we’ve got players who claim to be master builders but end up creating pixelated abominations.

Join us for a wild ride of financial struggles, emotional trauma, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server? So come on, join us and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy blocky world!

LostItems Minecraft Server

belongings, forgetful, forgetfulness, Items, Loss, lost and found, lost belongings, lost items, lost possessions, lost something, lost things, LostItems, Minecraft, Misplaced, misplaced belongings, misplaced items, misplaced objects, misplaced possessions, misplaced things, missing, SEARCHING, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of losing your diamonds to pesky creepers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about losing your precious loot again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all creepers, zombies, and even those annoying Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind enchanted armor and weapons for those brave enough to explore its depths.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, armed with the power of the gods and protected by a forcefield stronger than diamond armor!

MinecraftMisfortune

Bad Luck, MinecraftMisfortune, Unfortunate, unfortunate day, unfortunate events, unfortunate experiences, unfortunate moments, unfortunate occurrences, unfortunate situations, Unlucky, unlucky circumstances, unlucky day, unlucky events, unlucky experiences, unlucky happenings, unlucky incidents, unlucky moments, unlucky occurrences, unlucky situations, unlucky streak

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Crops Grown:	6217
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Buildings Constructed:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Or maybe you built a house on a hill only for it to be struck by lightning and burn down? Well, fear not, because on our server, the unluckiest thing that can happen to you is finding a diamond block instead of a diamond ore! Join us for a chance to experience the most hilariously unfortunate events in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a village where all the villagers speak in pig Latin! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server now!

GrkCraft: 40¢ Tourism Boost

#sustainability, Boost, Crisis, economic growth, Economy, EURO, European travel, financial impact, greece, Greek economy, GrkCraft, Hospitality, Mayor of Athens, tourism, tourism industry, tourism management, tourism revenue, tourism sustainability, tourist spending, travel, Viability, Visitor

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, the mayor of Athens is all like “tourism in Greece ain’t worth it no more cuz each visitor only gives us 40 cents” but like, who cares about that when you can join our EPIC Minecraft server?! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s lit fam. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling like Scrooge McDuck. forget about Greece, come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!