LAGGIEST – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Sloths Are Us SMP – The Slowest and Laggiest Minecraft Server Around!

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Griefprevention, java, LAGGIEST, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, Plugins, Ranks, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Sloths, SLOWEST, smp, Survival, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP	SlothSMP.Com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claim feature to safeguard your creations.
Is there a rank system on the server?	Yes, we offer a rewarding rank system for players.
How does the economy work?	We have a dynamic economy system in place for buying and selling goods.
Are there PvP opportunities on the server?	Yes, we have a dedicated PvP arena for battles.
Is the server focused on peaceful gameplay?	Outside of the PvP arena, the server aims to provide a peaceful and creative environment for players.

Blimp Diving: Air Fluid Fun

Air, aquatic environment, Blimp, buoyancy control, deep sea diving, diving, diving equipment, diving excursions, diving experiences, diving safety, diving skills, diving techniques, Fluid, flying a blimp, Fun, marine life, Ocean exploration, scuba certification, scuba diving, scuba gear, underwater adventures, underwater exploration, underwater photography, underwater world, water sports

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA FLY A BLIMP UNDERWATER? WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF SCUBA DIVING LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

IMAGINE FLOATING AROUND LIKE A MAJESTIC BLIMP, CONTROLLING YOUR BUOYANCY WITH YOUR BREATH LIKE A PRO! IT’S LIKE BEING A SUPERHERO, BUT UNDERWATER!

WE’VE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITING FOR YOU, LIKE FINDING LOST TREASURE IN THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN OR BATTLING GIANT SEA MONSTERS WITH YOUR TRUSTY TRIDENT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S FLY THAT BLIMP UNDERWATER TOGETHER! YEEHAW!

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Pest-Free EcoCraft Server

agricultural practices, Animals, biodiversity conservation, Biodiversity loss, chemical contamination, EcoCraft, ecological balance, ecosystem disruption, ecosystem health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, herbicides, insecticides, Microbes, non-target plants, PestFree, pesticide effects, Pesticides, plant diversity, research analysis, Server, soil health, wildlife conservation

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u think, dang, i wish there was a server where u could save the world from evil pesticides? well, guess what, buddy, this is the place for u! we got plants, animals, and microbes all in danger from those pesky pesticides, and it’s up to u to save ’em all! join our server and be a hero for biodiversity! plus, u get to ride a giant flying pig into battle against the evil pesticide monsters. it’s gonna be epic, bro. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together!

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Geopol NWO

archaeology, Create, Diplomacy, discord server, Dynmap, Earth Map, Economy, EU4, Fossils, Geopol, History, HoI4, Immersive Engineering, immersive vehicles, Map Games, Mekanism, minecraft server ip, Modded, modlist, Nations, new world order, nwo, paradox games, PneumaticCraft, Politics, PvP, Recruits, Roleplay, Server Information, small ships, TACZ Timeless and Classics Guns, thermal series, Trade, united nations, War, workers

Geopol: New World Order Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you like Map Games, Paradox Games, HOI4, EU4, Politics, and History, this server is for you. Geopol: New World Order is a Modded Earth Server set in the modern era with pre-claimed nations and various features like politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, roleplay, building, and PVP.
Server Features	Economy Immersive Vehicles Mekanism Thermal Series Immersive Engineering TACZ Timeless and Classics Guns Small Ships Recruits – Workers Many Food/Agriculture Mods Many Building Mods Fossils & Archaeology

Useful Links

View Modlist: Modlist
Map with Claims on Dynmap: Dynmap
Minecraft Server IP Address: geopolnwo.minecraft.bz
Server and Modpack Information on Discord Server: Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is Geopol: New World Order?	It is a Modded Earth Server set in the modern era with pre-claimed nations and features like politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, roleplay, building, and PVP.
What are some of the server features?	Some features include economy, immersive vehicles, Mekanism, Thermal Series, Immersive Engineering, TACZ Timeless and Classics Guns, Small Ships, Recruits, Food/Agriculture Mods, Building Mods, and Fossils & Archaeology.
Where can I find the Modlist?	You can view the Modlist here.
How can I access the Dynmap with claims?	You can visit the Dynmap with claims here.
What is the Minecraft Server IP Address?	The Minecraft Server IP Address is geopolnwo.minecraft.bz.
Where can I find more information about the server and modpack?	You can find more information on our Discord Server here.

AI Waifu Haven 1.20.2

1.20.2, AI creation, ai technology, AI text to image generator, AI Waifu, aiwg, alt waifu, Art AI, arthoe waifu, Artificial Intelligence, Bing create, Black Forest Labs, DeepFloyd-IF, FLUX.1-schnell, Hailuo AI, Haven, Hugging Face, leonardo.ai, Pixai, scene waifu, stable diffusion, tomboy waifu, turbo-Stacy waifu, unstable AI, waifu

Yo, listen up! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can use AI to create your own alt/scene/arthoe waifu! That’s right, you can design your dream waifu or even a turbo-Stacy! Don’t believe me? Check out these crazy links and see for yourself: https://rentry dot co/waifu-local-guide, https://www.unstability.ai/, https://app.prodia.com/#/art-ai, and more! It’s like entering a whole new dimension of Minecraft where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

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Momma’s Minecraft Server – No Fired Employees!

ah, comedy youtube channel, controversy, cookie trade, cookie transfer, employees, Event, family, FIRED, Friends, girl scout, Happiness, Jealousy, Job, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, Server, success, teenage years, Troop Leader, Yelling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets cookie trades! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos of yelling matches over cookie cases and secret teenage shenanigans that could get you fired from your virtual job.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of cookies to go around for everyone, whether you’re into cookie trades or transfers. And who knows, you might even run into a troop leader who’s willing to give away 100 cases of cookies just because.

So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing crazier than the mobs in the game are the family dynamics at play. See you there, and remember, watch out for those cookie-stealing creepers!

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BeerMatsBanditBanned

Allowed, bar, beer mats, BeerMatsBanditBanned, co worker, cutting off, days off, Drinking, Drunk, JOKE, law, License, mats drinking, rules, Serve, serving, Strict, supervisor, Warning

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules? Join our server for a wild and crazy time! We have a strict no-drunk policy, just like the bar in this story. But instead of beer mats, we have diamond blocks for you to drink from!

Imagine the hilarity of watching your friends stumble around trying to mine while drunk on diamond juice. And don’t worry, our supervisor (28F) will keep everyone in line, just like in the bar. So come join us for a drink (of diamonds) and see if you can handle the madness. Remember, you are not allowed to be drunk…but you are allowed to have a blast!

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New Server IP
ValentineVillager Minecraft SMP

DATING, HEARTBREAK, lonely, love, Minecraft, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Single life, smp, Valentine’s Day, ValentineVillager

Bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and trolling each other with TNT cannons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and a group of chickens who have formed their own political party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. So why are you still single on Valentine’s day when you could be finding love and adventure on our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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CraftyDecadeAchieve

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Advancements, breakthroughs, CraftyDecadeAchieve, cultural shifts, Development, global impact, greatest achievement, historical moments, innovation, Milestones, opinion, progress, recent decade, Science, significant events, societal change, society, success, Technology

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll experience the greatest achievement of the recent decade – building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds! Legend has it that whoever completes this majestic llama monument will be granted unlimited diamonds for life and the ability to ride llamas into battle against evil creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of llama history!

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UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, diplomatic relations, european union, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, Minecraft, nato, political stance, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Starmer, Support, uk, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, Unity, US dismissal

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has the backing of the entire UK government?? well look no further cuz this server got starmer himself shouting from the rooftops about how much he supports ukraine joining nato. like, who needs the us when u got starmer on ur side in minecraft, amirite?? come join us for some epic battles and political drama that will make ur head spin. plus, rumor has it that if u join now, u might even get a special skin of starmer in a ukraine flag cape. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and be part of history in the making.

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New Server IP
PutinCraft: DroneWars

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone attack, DroneWars, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military Action, military strike, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, SECURITY, telephone call, trump, Ukraine, War, world news

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real world politics! we promise no drone attacks here, just good ol’ fashioned block building fun! our server is like a peaceful oasis in the midst of international drama. build a house, mine for diamonds, and make friends with players from all over the world! who needs putin and trump when you have creepers and zombies to worry about? join us now and let’s create our own virtual utopia!

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