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Sloths Are Us SMP – The Slowest and Laggiest Minecraft Server Around!

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Griefprevention, java, LAGGIEST, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, Plugins, Ranks, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Sloths, SLOWEST, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	418400	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dimension Hops:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP	SlothSMP.Com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claim feature to safeguard your creations.
Is there a rank system on the server?	Yes, we offer a rewarding rank system for players.
How does the economy work?	We have a dynamic economy system in place for buying and selling goods.
Are there PvP opportunities on the server?	Yes, we have a dedicated PvP arena for battles.
Is the server focused on peaceful gameplay?	Outside of the PvP arena, the server aims to provide a peaceful and creative environment for players.

CraftyCart Minecraft Server

art industry, Bandwagon, buy product, cancel culture, controversy, CraftyCart, crybabies, cultural criticism, DEI, Diversity, equity, inclusion, Minecraft, modern artists, online activism, Pandering, profit shekels, ruin, seller of product, Server, social media, trannies, twitter, use product to get successful

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of buying a mysterious product that promises success, only to have the seller swoop in and steal all the credit (and shekels)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to modern “artists” who are constantly throwing tantrums and crying over spilled milk. And don’t even get me started on the Twitter trannies who are always looking to stir up drama and ruin everyone’s fun.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next?

BraveCraft Minecraft Server

Bravecraft, Bravery, bravery achievement, bravery award, bravery commendation, bravery courage, bravery decoration, bravery heroism, bravery honor, bravery medal, bravery recognition, bravery sacrifice, bravery valor, bravery valorization, MEDAL, Minecraft, Server, supposedly, Surrender, surrender anyway, WIN, win medal

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of being a coward in Minecraft? Join our server and supposedly win a medal for bravery, even if you end up surrendering anyway! Who cares about actually being courageous when you can just pretend and still get rewarded? Plus, rumor has it that the medal is made of pure diamond and gives you superpowers like the ability to turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a fake hero and reap the ridiculous rewards!

HospitalHavoc Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, aita, bad mouthing, blood drawls, catheters, Controlling, DAUGHTER, emotions, family, Fiance, fireworks, health issues, Hospital, HospitalHavoc, low point, Manipulation, Minecraft, overwhelmed, selfish, Server, Sleep, Son, Struggle, Visit

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	252	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your real life? Look no further than our server, where the only catheters you’ll find are made of pixelated blocks! Join us and escape the hospital drama for a world of endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after dealing with family parties and passive-aggressive in-laws. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find a virtual partner who won’t ditch you for fireworks on the 4th of July.

With over 50 blood drawls worth of fun and excitement, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being called ungrateful or controlling ever again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend’s family party when you can have a creeper party instead?

SkinnyDipSquadCraft

au naturale, Boundaries, Boys, camping, city boys, crazy lady, creek, family, Friends, late night swimming, nudity, parenting, Pool, RESPONSIBILITY, rural living, skinny dipping, SkinnyDipSquadCraft, social norms, summer fun, swimming, Wilderness

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magic Items Found:	4605
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Void Armor Forged:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as skinny dipping in a remote creek? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the moms of the players can’t handle it. Join now for a chance to swim in the virtual creek with your pixelated pals, and maybe even have a late-night pool party in the nude (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! Our server is so outrageous, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time. So come on, join us for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Just make sure to pack your virtual swimsuit!

PixelPointlessCraft

Fruitless endeavors, Investment, learning experiences, lessons learned, Lost hours, Misplaced effort, MISTAKES, personal growth, PixelPointlessCraft, pointless pursuits, Priorities, productivity, Reflection, regrets, Regrettable choices, self improvement, self reflection, Time management, time wasted, Time wasted on useless tasks, Unproductive activities

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ores Mined:	1484
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Holy Grails Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of spending countless hours building elaborate structures in Minecraft only to have them destroyed by creepers or lava? Well, fear not, because on our server, your creations are protected by a team of highly trained ninja moderators who will stop at nothing to keep your builds safe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join forces with them to create mind-blowing contraptions that will leave your friends in awe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Imagine building a castle out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of lollipops! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to wasted hours and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

SeaBattleCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, assaulted, chief, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, disputed sea, fight back, forces, maritime dispute, Military, military response, Minecraft, national security, Philippine, RETALIATION, SeaBattleCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Warning

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got the Philippine military chief leading the charge against any haters tryna mess with our disputed sea! 😂🌊

If you wanna see some epic battles and crazy drama unfold, this is the place to be! Our military chief ain’t playin’ around, so you better watch your back if you step foot in our territory. 💥🔥

But don’t worry, we also got some chill vibes and dope builds to check out. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way. 😉🤪

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! See you on the battlefield, fam! 🚀🎮 #PhilippineMilitaryChief #MinecraftMadness

GayCraft: No Blood Ban

Ban, ban lifted, Blood, blood banks, blood donation, blood donors, blood safety, blood transfusions, czech republic, discrimination, donation eligibility, equality, Gay Men, GayCraft, health policies, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, lgbtq rights, medical regulations, minority rights, public health, sexual orientation, social progress

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Animals Bred:	166
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

so like, this server is da bomb diggity yo! you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya, and our creepers are so friendly they give hugs instead of explosions.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. and every full moon, the zombies and skeletons throw a dance party in the graveyard.

plus, our moderators are like unicorns – magical and always ready to help. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159	Players Killed by Monsters:	5294
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

CognitiveCrafters

addiction, aging, alzheimer’s, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive scores, CognitiveCrafters, dementia, European countries, habits, health, key lifestyle factor, mental health, non-smoking lifestyles, older adults, public health, research, risk factor, smoking, smoking lifestyles, study

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s like smoking a key lifestyle factor but for ur brain cells, fam. our server will have u feeling like u got brain damage in the best way possible, ya feel me?

we got players from 14 european countries, all smokin’ their way to cognitive decline in the most epic way possible. like, ur cognitive scores will be droppin’ faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”

join us and watch ur brain cells deteriorate in the most fun way possible. who needs smarts when u got a sick minecraft server to play on, amirite? let’s get dumb together, fam!

Alathra: Same Old Minecraft Server but with Cool New Stuff like Blue Bananas and Laser Chickens

Alathra, Animals, Bananas, Biomes, Blue, Brewing, chickens, Cool, Cultures, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Custom world, guild, Heroes, laser, Lore, merchant, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, Nether Mobs, organizations, Religion, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Stuff, Towny, Trade, Villains, Worldbuilding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Alathra: New Frontiers

Server Information
IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UPmmpbCk
Website	https://alathra.com/

Brief Overview:

Alathra is a Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server where players can create towns and nations, participate in lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, explore a custom world with unique biomes and landmarks, and enjoy custom plugins and features like Movecraft, Brewing, Custom Mobs and Nether features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Alathra a roleplay server?	Yes, Alathra incorporates light roleplay elements along with worldbuilding and geopolitics.
What can players do on Alathra?	Players can create towns, join nations, engage in conflict and wars, trade, explore the custom world, and participate in player-run events and organizations.
Are there custom features on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra has custom plugins for lockpicking, war system, character cards, medieval weapons, fast travel, regional resources, and more.
Can players create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, the Movecraft plugin allows players to create and sail different types of ships, including ones equipped for trade or naval combat.
What are some of the custom mobs on Alathra?	Alathra features custom mobs like sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, moles, and boars.