LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard

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so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.

✨Cobbleton for Eternity✨ [Semi-sweet Vanilla] [SMP] {Version 1.20.4+} {Adults Only} {Greylist} {Vane} {ChatBubbles} {BlueMap} {Modpack}

+18, 1.20.4, Adults, Bluemap, ChatBubbles, Client-Side Modpack, Cobbleton, Enhance gameplay experience, Eternity, Fortnite style pinging, Greylist, join today, Modpack, P2W mechanics, Ping Wheel mod, Portal Scrolls, pouches, proximity voice chat, Quality over quantity, Semi Vanilla, SemiSweet, Simple Voice Chat Mod, smp, Vane, Vanilla, Version

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Minecraft Server Overview

Launched on	06/14/2024
Quick Info	A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch. Graylist to allow players to join and check out the server before applying for full access.
IP	play.cobbleton.com
Apply	https://cobbleton.com/apply

Links

Website	https://cobbleton.com
Map	https://map.cobbleton.com
Wiki	https://wiki.cobbleton.com
Discord	https://cobbleton.com/discord
Rules	https://cobbleton.com/rules
Modpack	https://modrinth.com/modpack/cobbleton-forever-modpack

About Us

Cobbleton is a community-oriented server where cooperation and collaboration are strongly encouraged. We offer various enhancements to the Minecraft experience to make multiplayer more enjoyable.

Join Today

If you’re interested, join us at play.cobbleton.com to start your Cobbleton journey!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP play.cobbleton.com. Make sure to check out the website for more information.

2. What is the server’s theme/style?

The server has a classic style with modern touches, creating a unique Minecraft experience for players.

3. Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers various additions like pouches, backpacks, portal scrolls for teleportation, proximity voice chat, Fortnite style pinging, and more.

4. How can I apply for full access to the server?

You can apply for full access by visiting https://cobbleton.com/apply and following the application process.

PresidentialCraft Minecraft Server

American politics, campaign trail, Candidate, Democracy, election, election season, future leader, historical moment, Meeting, Minecraft, next president, political event, political figure, political future, Politics, presidential campaign, presidential candidate, presidential hopeful, presidential race, PresidentialCraft, Server, united states, White House

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Last week, I was chilling on our Minecraft server when suddenly the next President of the United States logged on! They were so impressed by our epic builds and amazing community that they decided to make our server the official White House of the future. Join now and maybe you’ll get to meet the President too – who knows, maybe they’ll even make you their Vice President of Mining and Crafting! #VoteMinecraft2024

CONCACAFquitters Minecraft Server

caribbean, central america, Competition, Concacaf, CONCACAFquitters, conmebol, Continental, FEDERATION, football, hypothetical scenario, International, MERGE, Minecraft, Nations, North America, OFC, realignment., Regional, Server, Soccer, south america, sports, Tournament

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have a wild twist on international soccer! Imagine if the North and Central American nations said “adios” to CONCACAF and joined forces with CONMEBOL instead. Picture Mexico and Brazil teaming up to dominate the soccer world like never before.

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between the likes of the United States and Argentina, or Canada taking on Uruguay. Who needs the Caribbean teams when you can have powerhouse matchups like Honduras vs. Brazil or Costa Rica vs. Colombia?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate soccer champion. You’ll be able to kick goals from halfway across the field or summon a team of legendary players to help you conquer the competition.

So why waste your time on boring old soccer leagues when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest soccer showdowns of all time? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and kick some serious pixelated soccer butt!

SisFraud Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Borrowing, BROKE, Claim, debit card, denial, Email address, family, fraud, insinuating, involvement, Minecraft, MONEY, Problematic, reaction, reddit, Repayment, Server, SisFraud, sister, Social Security number, unemployment

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret accounts, mysterious claims, and family feuds! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be too busy solving the mystery of who filed that claim on your behalf and why your sister is denying everything!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs actual unemployment when you can have virtual drama instead?

ParentalPwnageCraft

Argument, Bilingual, children, Communication, culture, dead parents, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Guilt, Language, multicultural, Outsider, Pakistan, ParentalPwnageCraft, parenting, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, tradition, uk, Urdu

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a family drama that puts soap operas to shame! Join us and witness the epic tale of Omar, Lily, and their struggle to decide whether their kids should learn Urdu or not. Will Omar stand up to Lily and honor his parents’ legacy? Or will he crumble under the pressure and let his kids grow up without knowing their mother tongue?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of white-washed kids who are plotting to take over the server with their lack of cultural knowledge. Will they succeed in their nefarious plans? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on in and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the outrageousness that is our Minecraft server. Who needs boring old quests and building challenges when you can have family feuds and language debates instead? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

TearCraft Minecraft Server

crying, Drama, emotional, emotional characters, emotional impact, emotional moments, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional storytelling, emotional television, emotional TV shows, HEARTBREAK, heartbreaking scenes, Minecraft, reddit, Server, sobbing, TearCraft, tearful moments, tearjerker, Tears, television, TV series, tv shows

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Are you tired of boring, tear-jerking shows making you cry like a baby? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will have you crying tears of joy from all the laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Say goodbye to sad shows and hello to a world of pure, unadulterated fun on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your block off!

MinecraftMayhemTV

avoid at all costs, awful production, bad performance, boring plot, cringeworthy, DISAPPOINTING, Disaster, Entertainment, Flop, lackluster, low quality., MinecraftMayhemTV, not worth it, regret watching, television, terrible acting, terrible script, unimpressed, Waste of time, worst ever, worst show

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Are you tired of boring, lackluster Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane mini-games, and a community of players crazier than a pack of rabid wolves.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing skeletons appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time our players built a giant roller coaster that sends you flying into the sky, only to land in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a dragon riding a giant chicken, participate in a massive food fight using only rotten flesh and spider eyes, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

WestBankWarrior Minecraft Server

annex, Conflict, Diplomacy, establishment, extremism, far right, Finance minister, Government, international relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Mission, nationalism, Palestinian state, policy, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory, thwart, West Bank, WestBankWarrior

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Yo, so like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we be building our own mini West Bank and annexing it like the Israeli far-right Finance minister! Our life’s mission is to stop any Palestinian state from forming in our blocky world. Join us in our quest for world domination, one block at a time! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. It’s a party up in here, so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

NaziSloganCourtCraft

afd, anti-immigrant, controversy, Court, discrimination, extremism, far right, free speech, germany, Germany politics, Hate Speech, Höcke, lawsuit, legal action, nationalist, Nazi slogan, NaziSloganCourtCraft, political party, Propaganda, right wing, trial

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so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier builds den a llama on a trampoline. one time, a player built a giant toilet dat actually flushed. it was epic, bro.

u know wat else? we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. but shh, it’s a secret. only da chosen ones can find it.

oh, and did i mention our pvp arena? it’s like a battle royale, but with creepers and zombies. it’s lit, fam.

so, come join dis server and let’s have a blast. just don’t mention any nazi slogans, cuz we don’t mess with dat here. peace out, homies.

Door2DoorSecurCraft

alarm systems, burglary prevention, customer objections, deceptive practices, dishonesty, door knocking, door to door marketing, door to door sales, Door2DoorSecurCraft, ethical sales, Home Protection, home safety, home security, lying.., persuasive selling, residential security, sales strategies, sales tactics, sales techniques, security systems, tough sell

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Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate security system for your virtual world! We got crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and keep those creepers away from your precious builds.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about pesky griefers again. Our security systems are so advanced, they’ll make your head spin. Plus, we have a team of highly-trained guard llamas patrolling the server 24/7.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere down there. Will you be the one to find it?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of ultimate security like never before. Just remember, once you join, you can never leave. Muahaha!

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	8056
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Farms Harvested:	539
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1041
Alien Abductions:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Farms Harvested:	607	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3528
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	789688	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Potions Brewed:	184	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	861
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7265	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

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