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LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ores Mined:	2945	Void Gems Collected:	35
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.

Sugar Mama Minecraft SMP

DATING, dating advice, dating older women, dating wealthy partners, dating wealthy women, Financial Security, Financial Stability, MAMA, Minecraft, MONEY, Older Women, relationships, smp, Sugar, Sugar Dating, sugar mama, sugar momma, sugar mommy, sugar mommy dating, sugar relationship, wealthy lifestyle, wealthy partners, wealthy women

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Potions Brewed:	78	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dating normal women who can’t even afford to buy you a diamond sword in Minecraft? Join our SMP where all the players are sugar mommas ready to spoil you with riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to young girls who can’t even mine diamonds properly and hello to a life of luxury and endless resources. Who needs love when you can have a sugar momma who will shower you with enchanted gear and build you the most epic base imaginable? Join now and level up your dating game to epic proportions!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Crafty, Minecraft, Party, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Towns Built:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3399
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its fruity powers?

Join now for the chance to participate in our epic monthly llama races, where players ride on the backs of speedy llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying squids. It’s a race like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Breed Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take breeding to a whole new level! Join us in our quest to create the ultimate bara creatures through selective breeding and genetic manipulation.

Our last thread got so wild, with players creating bara beasts that could bench press a mountain and crush their enemies with a single flex. Check out our tagmap to see all the bara monstrosities that have been unleashed upon our world.

If you’re into writefaggotry, we’ve got plenty of stories about the epic battles and steamy romances that have unfolded on our server. From forbidden bara love affairs to intense bara breeding competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about any pesky shitposts ruining your experience – we’ve got a top-of-the-line shitpost filter to keep things classy and bara-tastic. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and see if you have what it takes to create the ultimate bara masterpiece!

Pixel Pajeet’s Minecraft Server

Appearance, comparison, Cultural differences, demographics, Diversity, ethnicities, genetics, global perspectives, heritage, immigration, Indian, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, pajeets, physical features, PIXEL, racial identity, Server, South Asian, Stereotypes, subcontinent, united states, variation

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and experience a wild world of pajeet diversity like you’ve never seen before! From rainbow-colored skin to giant googly eyes, our players come in all shapes and sizes. It’s like a melting pot of craziness, just like the good ol’ US of A. So why settle for bland when you can join the most visually stimulating server out there? Come on in and let your pajeet flag fly high!

Watcha guys watching tonight? Minecraft SMP: 2001 Vibes

2001 PPVs, aew, alternative programming, binge watching, card lineup, Classics, DISAPPOINTING, Entertainment, entertainment options, favorites, guys, Minecraft, movies, Nostalgia, pay-per-view, Recommendations, smp, streaming, tonight, tv shows, VIBES, watch party, WATCHA, Watching, wrestling, Wrestling Matches

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Crops Grown:	7627	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Well look no further, because our server is the ultimate comedy show of the Minecraft world!

Join us for insane shenanigans like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats, organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses, and staging elaborate pranks that will leave your fellow players scratching their heads in confusion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic wrestling matches this side of the Nether. Forget about boring old AEW, our players put on shows that will have you on the edge of your seat, cheering for your favorite blocky wrestler as they take on their opponents in the ring of fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughs, chaos, and epic battles that will leave you begging for more!

Evolved Pixels Minecraft Server

adaptation, advancement, CHANGE, Development, Evolution, evolution in action, evolution of humans, evolution of species, evolution of technology, evolution process, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary change, evolutionary progress, evolutionary psychology, evolved, Future, growth, Minecraft, next step, pixels, progress, Server, transformation

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2366	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
New Chunks Explored:	537373	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, get ready to take the next step in evolution with our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly grew wings and started flying around like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And that’s not all – they also gained the ability to shoot fireballs from their hands and summon an army of friendly creepers to do their bidding. All because they joined our server!

But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will also grant you the power to turn any block into a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity! Who needs reality when you can have rainbow unicorns and diamond chickens, am I right?

Club Supporter No Personality Minecraft SMP

affiliation, Allegiance, belonging, club, Commitment, Community, Dedication, devotion, die hard, Fan, fanaticism, football, Identity, loyalty, Minecraft, Passion, Personality, smp, Soccer, sports, supporter, TEAM

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their personality disappeared! They were left with nothing but their undying love for our server and all the shenanigans that come with it.

Join us if you want to be part of a club where your personality is optional and chaos is mandatory. Build epic structures, engage in intense PvP battles, and maybe even uncover the secret of the missing personalities. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to solve the mystery and become a legend in our server’s history.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and a touch of absurdity, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos!

Block Butt Minecraft Server

BLOCK, blocking content, body censorship, butt, Censorship, censorship in art, censorship in entertainment, censorship in gaming, censorship in media, double standards, equality in media, female objectification, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender representation, gender stereotypes, male objectification, media censorship, media representation, Minecraft, Server, social media

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of censorship in Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can proudly show off your character’s butt without any restrictions! We believe in freedom of expression, even if it’s in block form.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Build giant butt statues, create butt-themed mini-games, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, a mysterious block that grants incredible powers to those who find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come on over and join us for some cheeky fun (pun intended)! Let’s show the world that butts deserve to be seen in all their blocky glory.

Alt sM P Minecraft SMP: Death is Near

alt, alt exit pump, altcoins, alts, blockchain technology, complete death, crypto evangelists, cryptocurrency, death, decentralized ecosystems, decentralized finance, digital assets, digital currencies., emerging technologies, financial innovation, financial markets, gimmick burger stands, investment opportunities, market manipulation, Minecraft, payment, smp, speculative trading, utility for crypto

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance crew. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to “Creeper, Aw Man.”

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. You never know when you might stumble upon their secret meetings in the mines.

3. Our server is so advanced that we have flying pigs as our main mode of transportation. Forget horses, pigs are the new way to travel in style.

4. The End dimension is actually a giant disco party where Endermen show off their best dance moves. Who knew they had such killer dance skills?

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and be prepared for the craziest adventures of your life! Just remember, crypto is our currency of choice because why not add some more chaos to the mix?

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#youtube, activism, Awareness, BROKE, controversy, discrimination, equality, internet, Justice, Minecraft, ONLINE, PALS, PIXEL, POL, Political, racism, Reel, Server, shorts, social media, society, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.