lager – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Beer Me Minecraft Server

alcohol, ALE, barley, Beer, Beverage, Brew, cheers, cold one, craft beer, Drinking, happy hour, Hops, lager, malt, microbrewery, Minecraft, pint, Relaxation, Server, socializing, Stout, Thirsty

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

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ChillCraft: Where Cold Coffee = Warm Beer

alcohol, Beer, Beverages, Brews, caffeine fix, Chillcraft, chilled drinks, coffee, cold, Cold brew, Cold coffee, comparison, drinks, iced coffee, lager, refreshment, Room temperature, same temperature, Similarity, Stout, Temperature, Warm, warm beer

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where cold coffee and warm beer have da same temp! like, whaaat?! it’s like a whole new level of mind-blowing shiz, man.

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.

So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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NorseBrews SMP – Europe’s Finest Beer

ALE, award winning, Beer, best beer, Beverage, Brewery, craft beer, DELICIOUS, drink, Europe, Europes, Finest, Flavorful, high quality, lager, Nordic, NorseBrews, norway, norwegian, Premium, Scandinavian, smp, top pick, top rated, Unique

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic beer in all of Europe! And get this, it’s Norwegian! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our beer was crafted by a group of Viking warriors who stumbled upon a magical brewery hidden deep in the mountains of Norway. These warriors were known for their epic battles and even more epic parties, and they knew they needed a brew that could match their legendary status. So, they spent years perfecting the recipe, using only the finest ingredients and the tears of their enemies to give it that extra kick.

Now, this beer has become a symbol of our server, a testament to our commitment to having a good time and living life to the fullest. So, if you want to join a community that knows how to have a good time, come on over and raise a glass with us. Just be prepared for some wild adventures, crazy parties, and maybe even a few Viking raids along the way. Skål!

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CraftyBeerCraft – where we brew the best pixels and hops in Minecraft!

alcohol, ALE, Beer, best beer, Beverage, Brew, Brewery, cheers, craft beer, CraftyBeerCraft, created, DELICIOUS, drink, Faggots, fight me, HOPPY, Hops, lager, malt, Minecraft, picrel, pixels, Refreshing, Tasty

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic beer you’ll ever taste – Picrel! This beer is so legendary, it will make you a PvP master in no time. Drink it and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your newfound skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is the place to be. Test your skills in our insane parkour courses, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. But hey, at least you’ll go out in style!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when it comes to Picrel beer, don’t mess with the best!

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SmellyMermaidCraft

Aquatic, ariel, bad odor, body odor, Disney, fairy tale, FANTASY, fishy, half-fish, hygiene, MAGICAL, Mermaid, mythical creature, ocean scent, odor control, personal care, princess, sea creature, smell, SmellyMermaidCraft, Underwater

join our epic minecraft server where you can swim with ariel and smell her fishy goodness! but don’t worry, we have magical soap that makes her smell like roses! plus, you can ride on a giant sea turtle and battle evil sea witches with your trusty diamond sword! come join the fun and make a splash in our crazy underwater world!

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MineCraftMeds: SymptomSlayin’ & StressRelief

Alternative Medicine, cannabis benefits, Cannabis use, health condition management, Healthcare, holistic health, medical cannabis, mental health symptoms, MineCraftMeds, natural remedies, pain management, patient care, patient education, patient support, patient symptoms, patient treatment, patient wellness, primary care, sleep management, Stress Management, stressrelief, symptom management, SymptomSlayin

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have magical cannabis plants growing everywhere! That’s right, you can use them to manage all your symptoms and health conditions in the game! Feeling stressed? Smoke some Minecraft weed. Can’t sleep? Puff, puff, pass that virtual joint. Got a headache from building too many blocks? Take a hit and watch it disappear.

In fact, 76% of our players use our special cannabis plants to manage their in-game symptoms. Mental health issues? No problem. Stress from creepers blowing up your creations? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on the magical powers of our weed for improving sleep – you’ll be dreaming of diamond blocks in no time.

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where cannabis is the answer to all your Minecraft problems. Who knew that virtual marijuana could be so game-changing? See you on the server, my fellow stoners!

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BabeCraft Minecraft Server

babeCOCK, BabeCraft, Beauty Guru, Content Creator, fashion blogger, fashion enthusiast, lifestyle influencer, long tail tags: beauty blogger, makeup artist, Minecraft, Server, social media personality, style icon, vlogger

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of unseasoned chicken? Well, look no further because Babecock is here to spice things up!

Join our server and become part of a community where pigs fly, cows do the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the annual “Battle of the Builders” where players compete to build the most outrageous structures, like a giant hotdog castle or a rollercoaster made entirely of diamonds.

So why wait? Join Babecock today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Golden Potato of Power” hidden deep within our server’s dungeons. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the potato.

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BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Anglo world, appreciation, BaguetteCraft, cheque, Conflict, cooperation, DEBT, Diplomacy, French, Generosity, Gratitude, History, Honor, international relations, Minecraft, Repayment, Respect, sacrifice, Server, solidarity, war effort, world wars

Are you tired of the French not showing enough gratitude for all the help they received in the world wars? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole section dedicated to teaching the French some manners! Join us and help us make them pay back that “cheque” in the most epic way possible. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with baguettes and croissants for all our players to enjoy. So come on, join us and show those Frenchies who’s boss!

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NieceSingsOffensiveTunes Minecraft Server

Apology, beep-boop, Chinese, Ding Dong, door bell, family, innocent, karaoke time, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Niece, NieceSingsOffensiveTunes, offensive song, Pick up, ROBOT, School, Server, sibling, singing, suspension, sweet natured, Teacher, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a laugh riot like no other! Join us for some epic karaoke sessions that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Picture this: you and your niece, cruising down the virtual streets of Minecraft, belting out popular songs with a hilarious twist. From “meow meow meow” to “beep-boop beep beep-boop,” the fun never stops!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a new hit sensation called “ching-chong ching ching-chong” that will have you in stitches. Just be careful not to offend any virtual teachers along the way!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Just remember, we take no responsibility for any school suspensions that may occur due to our infectious karaoke sessions. Oopsie daisy!

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DeadbeatDadDeniedInheritance

act of kindness, aunts, child support, condition, deadbeat father, DeadbeatDadDeniedInheritance, estranged father, family, GRANDPA, House, Illness, Inheritance, intense pressure, legal guardian, MONEY, moral question, PRESSURE, Siblings, uncles, Will

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this family feud!

Imagine a world where your estranged father tries to steal your Minecraft diamonds, but you have a will from your grandpa that says otherwise. Will you stand your ground and defend your virtual inheritance? Or will you cave under the pressure of your dad’s siblings and give up your loot for the sake of their struggling kids? The choice is yours!

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!

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EternalCraft

endless life, eternal being, eternal existence, eternal life, eternal lifespan, eternal living, eternal living dream, eternal youth, EternalCraft, Forever Young, IMMORTALITY, immortality desire, immortality dream, immortality fantasy, immortality wish, living eternally, living forever, Longevity, never aging, never dying, never-ending life

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that will grant you eternal life in the game. Imagine never having to worry about respawning or losing your items again! Plus, we have a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbows that only the bravest players can discover. So come join us and become immortal in the most epic way possible!

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Pixelated POWs Minecraft Server

eastern europe, emaciated bodies, horrifying condition, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international law, Minecraft, pixelated, political conflict, PoWs, prisoner abuse, prisoner conditions, prisoner health, prisoner mistreatment, prisoner release, prisoner treatment, prisoner welfare, russian aggression, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian prisoners of war, war atrocities, War Crimes

lol come join our minecraft server, where we treat our players better than those ukrainian prisoners of war! we promise you won’t end up looking like them, unless you want to cuz roleplay is encouraged here! build your own prison camp or just chill in our luxurious pixelated world. we have emaciated bodies too but only cuz we’ve been grinding for diamonds non-stop. join now for a horrifyingly good time!

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PuppyPvP: Doggone Dangerous Gaza Fun

animal cruelty, Attack, brutality, combat dog, Conflict, Dangerous, death, doggone, extremism, Fun, gaza, Hamas, idf, Insurgency, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Palestinian, PuppyPvP, SECURITY, Terrorism, Troops, violence, War

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! We got crazier stuff happenin’ than Hamas killin’ IDF combat dogs and riggin’ ’em to kill troops in Gaza! Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ laser beams outta their eyes, and creepers wearin’ top hats and monocles. Plus, our admin is a literal unicorn who grants wishes to anyone who finds the magical rainbow block. So come on and join the fun, before the chickens start a revolution and take over the server!

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PantsPoopInterviewCraft

awkward interviews, awkward situations, bathroom emergencies, Career Advice, embarrassing moments, funny stories, Interview Tips, job hunting, Job Interview, job interview anecdotes, job interview etiquette, job interview experiences, job interview fails, job interview horror stories, job interview nerves, job interview preparation, Job Search, PantsPoopInterviewCraft, poop humor, poop jokes, workplace mishaps

yo, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, BILLIONS of people have had BILLIONS of job interviews and it’s like, a GUARANTEE that this server will give you the skills to ace any interview in real life. like, you’ll be so good at talking that you’ll charm your way into any job, even if it’s for a professional unicorn wrangler or a professional pizza taster. plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. so like, come join us and level up your interview game while exploring the cheesiest land ever!

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