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Beer Me Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5121	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Votes:	6621
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

ChillCraft: Where Cold Coffee = Warm Beer

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	9094	Votes:	7422
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Star Shards Collected:	86
Magic Items Found:	8211	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where cold coffee and warm beer have da same temp! like, whaaat?! it’s like a whole new level of mind-blowing shiz, man.

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.

So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

NorseBrews SMP – Europe’s Finest Beer

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	962094
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Votes:	2929
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic beer in all of Europe! And get this, it’s Norwegian! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our beer was crafted by a group of Viking warriors who stumbled upon a magical brewery hidden deep in the mountains of Norway. These warriors were known for their epic battles and even more epic parties, and they knew they needed a brew that could match their legendary status. So, they spent years perfecting the recipe, using only the finest ingredients and the tears of their enemies to give it that extra kick.

Now, this beer has become a symbol of our server, a testament to our commitment to having a good time and living life to the fullest. So, if you want to join a community that knows how to have a good time, come on over and raise a glass with us. Just be prepared for some wild adventures, crazy parties, and maybe even a few Viking raids along the way. Skål!

CraftyBeerCraft – where we brew the best pixels and hops in Minecraft!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1367
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Star Shards Collected:	255	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic beer you’ll ever taste – Picrel! This beer is so legendary, it will make you a PvP master in no time. Drink it and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your newfound skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is the place to be. Test your skills in our insane parkour courses, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. But hey, at least you’ll go out in style!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when it comes to Picrel beer, don’t mess with the best!

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchantments Applied:	82	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we focus on fapping-focused AIslop! Join us if you enjoy plapping to AI perfection and want to be surrounded by like-minded individuals. Our community is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, NovelAI artists – basically, if you’re into AIslop, you’ll fit right in!

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Nijisanji doesn’t pay enough, so we’re here to fill that void! Our server is a place where you can let your wildest AIslop fantasies run free, all while abiding by site rules (of course).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have the most outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you. From building giant fapping towers to battling AI monsters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the fapping-focused AIslop madness for yourself! Just remember to use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed – we take our AIslop seriously here. See you in the virtual world, plappers!

Madoka Movie Teaser Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4451	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil zombie chickens, and explore secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant flamingo with laser eyes? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, once you enter our world, you’ll never want to leave. Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re no joke.

Dimeless Minecraft SMP Society

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

We have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for cookies, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

But beware, there are rumors of a mischievous group of players who call themselves the “Troll Brigade” and will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or stand against their shenanigans?

So why did it become so dimeless, you ask? Because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a blast and creating unforgettable memories with your fellow players. Join us today and see what all the hype is about!

Deep in the Dark Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Votes:	345	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Looking for a place where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and maybe even have a romantic encounter with your sleep paralysis demon? Look no further!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to finally fulfill your wildest dreams (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance.

So why wait? Join our server today and see what kind of crazy antics await you. Just remember to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they have a tendency to steal your blocks and your heart.

Messi Launches New Hard Rock GoySlop Kids Menu Meal Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	540994	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	278	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs!

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. But fear not, for we have the legendary Ronaldo Burger that will give you the strength and courage to defeat them all!

Critics are already raving about our server, calling it the most hilarious and chaotic experience they’ve ever had. So come join us and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared to cry tears of joy (or maybe just tears) when you taste the infamous “Sad Meal” from Meali Kidsmenutini’s Slop. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Country Fragrance Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	179	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Join our Minecraft server because we have players who wear soap-scented armor for good luck! Legend has it that wearing this armor will make you invincible in battle and attract rare mobs to your side. Plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

15k Sat Shitcoin Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on our 15k sat shitcoin server where the currency is as wild as our players! Trade your diamonds for rare and exotic items like enchanted golden carrots or even a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, deal with it)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon fears it. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join in on the wackiest adventures with our pixelated pals!

Join us for a chance to play alongside the clumsy girl next door who’s also a pro at karaoke and rhythm games. Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with the silly girly girl who loves retro and aquatic games, as well as drawing the most outrageous doodles.

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with the chuuni seiso girl who’s all about longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu? Or maybe you’re more into delulu deredere types who slay soulslikes and belt out karaoke tunes like there’s no tomorrow.

And don’t even get us started on the gremlin imouto who’s a master at horror games and RPGs, or the dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games. Oh, and let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who dominates card games and can draw like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with our pixelated pals by your side!

The Cringiest Christmas Movie Marathon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Christmas tree on fire? Look no further, because our server is like a holiday movie marathon gone terribly wrong! Join us for a jolly good time filled with more chaos than the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!