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LagCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible. We’ve got custom mini-games like “Twerk Wars” and “Hot Potato with TNT” that will have you laughing so hard, you might just pee your pixelated pants.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t be a square, join us now and let the insanity begin!

LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.

Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	8262
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5534
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

Affection, anger, BROKEN, CraftyQueens, CREEPERS, emotional trauma, Evil, hatred, healing, Insecurity, ladies, Loneliness, Misogyny, Respect, self love, self reflection, Therapy, toxic masculinity, unreachable, warmth, Women

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

BTFO, btfos, Canada, collapse, Conflict, Conquer, Geopolitics, INVADE, Invasion, ireland, Japan, Korea, KoreaCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, Minecraft, one sided, Position, russia, South, south korea, uk, Ukraine, Usa

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4798
Meteorites Collected:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Animals Bred:	28
Gods Slained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

MOOville Snapcraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7070	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mines Excavated:	3706	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Ores Mined:	2548
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

Blocky Burger Delivery

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!