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LagCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible. We’ve got custom mini-games like “Twerk Wars” and “Hot Potato with TNT” that will have you laughing so hard, you might just pee your pixelated pants.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t be a square, join us now and let the insanity begin!

LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.

Wild West Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	417286
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Emeralds Found:	7959

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow players who exclusively play western games. That’s right, if you’ve ever touched a game from the east, you can kiss your chances of joining goodbye!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft cowboy, who rides around on a pig named Porky and challenges players to duels at high noon. If you can beat him, you’ll earn a special cowboy hat that gives you +1000% damage against creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing sombreros. Will you be brave enough to face the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

So saddle up, partner, and join our server today for a wild west adventure like no other! Yeehaw!

Bitcoin Down 1% Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the price of Bitcoin dictates our every move. When Bitcoin goes down 1%, we have billions of bears crowing and sacrificing sheep to the Bull God in hopes of a price increase.

But that’s not all! We have insane challenges like building a rollercoaster out of obsidian or creating a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. The crazier, the better!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next sacrifice for the Bull God!

What is the IP for dooby Minecraft Server?

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Dooby is a talented musician and producer known for his unique blend of electronic and hip-hop music. With a passion for creating innovative sounds and pushing the boundaries of genre, Dooby has garnered a dedicated following of fans and collaborators. Drawing inspiration from a wide range of influences, Dooby’s music is a reflection of his diverse tastes and creative spirit. Stay tuned for more exciting projects from this rising star in the music industry.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	190477	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.qbpp.vanillaboxmc.ru

Blocky Vigilante Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	938
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in intense dance-offs with creepers.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco music? You won’t find that kind of excitement anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

The Penguin Finale Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a superhero showdown! Join us for a chance to experience the epic saga of Penguin, who thought he had it all but ended up losing everything in the most outrageous ways possible.

Picture this: Penguin is living it up in his fancy penthouse, dancing with a Clayface dressed as his own mother. But just when he thinks he’s untouchable, the Bat signal lights up and Batman swoops in to take all his riches and send him off to Blackgate or Arkham. And to top it all off, his only friend ends up dead because he strangled him (yikes!).

But wait, there’s more! His former ally Sophia is now his sworn enemy, teaming up with Catwoman to take him down. And let’s not forget about his idol Rex Calabrese, who was ready to kill him because he was just too monstrous as a child. Talk about a perfect tragedy!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, revenge, and maybe even a little bit of redemption (or not). Who knows what kind of chaos awaits you in our server – but one thing’s for sure, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, Code Name Bakery, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 CN, GF1 EN, GF1 PNC, GF1 Resources, GF2 EN, Girl’s Frontline, guides, lore material, lurk before posting., mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, News, PIXEL, PNC Resources, pre-register, Princesses, retards, Reverse Collapse, Server, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ores Mined:	9105	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	4491	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing.

Ever wanted to battle a dragon while riding a pig? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have secret quests that will lead you to hidden treasures and mythical creatures that will challenge your skills.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll encounter trolls, goblins, and even the occasional unicorn who will test your courage and wit. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this crazy world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. And don’t forget to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. Happy crafting!

Look Back Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7660	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the best anime movie you’ve ever seen in the past 10 years – action-packed, full of drama, and totally epic!

Join us and be part of the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. From battling giant creepers to building insane structures that defy gravity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you think you’ve seen it all, think again! Our server is filled with mysterious secrets and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a legendary diamond sword that grants you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous stories and insane shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is all about that bootylicious fun! We don’t just love ass, we worship it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking creepers, bootylicious biomes, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs a rational explanation when you can just embrace the madness and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in the world of Minecraft!

Eternal Natsuki’s Neverending Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7751
Crops Grown:	8940	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Buildings Constructed:	38	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with baking competitions, late-night sleepovers, and questionable decisions.

Ever wanted to see a creeper try to bake a cake? Or watch a zombie try to pull an all-nighter? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Our server is filled with quirky characters and hilarious moments that will keep you laughing for hours.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want to trade a diamond for a stack of enchanted golden apples? We’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!