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Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General FIGHT! Edition

20+ catches, 2024.., Ankle Injury, Antonio Pierce, Bo Nix, Brian Callahan, Browns, business decisions, chest injury, cowboys, derrick henry, dirty play, dolphins, Eagles, Edition, falcons, Fight, Fight edition, first player, foot surgery, general, Jerry Jones, Justin Herbert, Kaleb McGary, knee injury, Malik Nabers, MCL sprain, Minecraft, mri, Myles Garrett, NFL, Patrick Mahomes, Raiders, rams, Saints, sam darnold, Sean Payton, September 23, Skylar Thompson, smp, three TDs, titans, top nfl headlines, Will Levis

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server out there! We’ve got more drama than an NFL game, with players getting X-rays on their ankles (but don’t worry, they’re negative), MCL sprains left and right, and QBs undergoing MRIs like it’s a routine check-up.

Join us and be the first player to have 20+ diamond blocks, three enchanted swords, and a parrot named Brian Callahan. We stick with our starting QBs like glue, just like the Titans sticking with Will Levis (sorry, Sam Darnold).

Jerry Jones may have no regrets about not signing Derrick Henry, but you’ll regret not joining our server when you see Cowboys players talking about playing “little league football” and accusing other teams of playing dirty.

But don’t worry, we’ve got the GOAT Sean Payton on our side, hyping up players like Bo Nix and making sure everyone knows that Skylar Thompson’s chest injury won’t hold him back from dominating the game.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your Minecraft skills while we cheer on the Rams (because who needs Patrick Mahomes when you’ve got a diamond sword?) Go Rams!

PeeBurnCraft

burning sensation, Communication, condoms, Conflict, crotch, discomfort, Doctor, family, husband, hygiene, Marriage, Medical advice, odour, parenting, PeeBurnCraft, personal hygiene, Pregnancy, pull out method, relationship, Upset, uti

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

HateCelebsNotMinecraftSMP

Celebrity, controversial, criticism, culture, dislike, Entertainment, FAMOUS, HateCelebsNotMinecraftSMP, influence, judgment, Media, NEGATIVE, opinion, Perception, Personal, Popular, Preferences, public figure, reasons, Social, star

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	267571	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Towns Built:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP where we roast popular celebrities like marshmallows over a campfire! Join us if you want to unleash your inner savage and spill the tea on all those annoying celebs you can’t stand. We have a special “Hate-A-thon” event every week where we build giant statues of our least favorite stars and then blow them up with TNT. It’s therapeutic, trust me. So if you’re ready to throw shade and have a laugh, come join us and let the celebrity roasting begin!

CraftyCompanions

Caring, characteristics, Communication, Companionship, CraftyCompanions, define, Empathy, genuine, good friendship, Honesty, Laughter, long term, loyalty, Memories, Mutual, Reliable, Respect, shared interests, Support, Trust, Unconditional, Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where friendships are as rare as finding diamonds in a desert? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator!

Join us and experience the thrill of forming bonds with fellow players over virtual blocks and pixelated adventures. Our server is so friendly that even the creepers will give you a hug instead of blowing you up!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is befriend them with your best llama impression and they will lead you to treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where friendships are forged in the fires of lava pits and alliances are stronger than obsidian, then come join us for the craziest, most friendship-filled adventure of your life!

Crafty Company Country

capitalism, community impact, Company, company countries, company towns, corporate dominance, corporate influence, Country, Crafty, economic globalization, economic restructuring, Economic shift, global economy, Globalization, globalization effects, industrial decline, Industrial Revolution, labor history, multinational corporations, societal change, societal transformation, urban development, workforce displacement

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	115	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Farms Harvested:	627	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

yOu gOtTA jOiN dIs sErVeR cUz LiKe, wE gOt DiAmOnDz fOr DaYz aNd GoLd fOr DaZe. We bUiLt A cItY oN tOp Of A gIaNt DiAmOnD aNd We RiDe DiAmOnD hOrSeS aNd fLy On GoLdEn ChIcKeNs. AlSo, wE hAvE aN eNdLeSs SuPpLy Of CoOkIeS aNd CaNdY cAnEs. yOu CaN aLsO fIgHt A gIaNt PiG wItH aN eVeRlAsTiNg BaCoN sWoRd. cOmE jOiN uS aNd BeCoMe A cItIzEn Of OuR cRaZy CoMpAnY cOuNtRy!

Mystery Glyphs Server

Ancient Art, Ancient civilization, ancient history, Ancient mysteries, archaeological site, archaeology, Archaeology News, archaeology research, cultural heritage, Cultural significance, Geoglyphs, glyphs, historical discovery, Mysterious, mysterious markings, mysterious symbols, Mystery, Nazca glyphs, peru, Revealed, Server, south america, UNESCO World Heritage Site

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	8115	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and explore the hundreds of mysterious Nazca glyphs that have just been revealed!

Legend has it that these glyphs hold the key to unlocking special powers in the game. Want to fly like a bird? Just decode the glyphs and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time!

But be warned, the glyphs are guarded by ancient Minecraft gods who will challenge you to epic battles. Defeat them and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights among your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what secrets the Nazca glyphs hold for you to discover!

Invictus: Where incompetence thrives and creepers reign supreme in version 1.21.1!

1.21.1, alcohol, Bedrock compatibility, Brewery, Chairs, Community Events, CREEPERS, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, Discord, hard difficulty, Incompetence, Invictus, java, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, PvE, Reign, Semi Vanilla, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, Sitting, smp, SUPREME, Thrives, vanilla tweaks, Version, Viewable Dynmap

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Potions Brewed:	183
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Star Shards Collected:	257
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Server Name	Invictus SMP ⛏️
Founded	2020
Discord Members	180+
World Reset	Every 6 months
Server Type	Public
Season	9th season (fresh new world)
Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord Invite	Discord Invite Link
Difficulty	Hard
Compatibility	Bedrock
Plugin Pack	Custom
Uptime	99.99%
Dynmap	Viewable (coming soon)

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the server IP invictus.r2f.co and bedrock port 25591.

2. Is the server open to everyone?

Yes, the server is public and welcomes anyone and everyone to join the community.

3. How often does the world reset?

The world resets every 6 months or so, with a fresh new world for each season.

4. Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers various features such as custom plugins, vanilla tweaks, community events, player shops, lockable chests, shooting stars, chairs & sitting, and much more.

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link here.

6. Can I participate in server lore events?

Yes, there is a server lore channel where players can engage with the lore and participate in related events.

7. What is the server’s uptime?

The server has a dedicated host with a 99.99% uptime guarantee.

8. Will there be a viewable Dynmap available?

Yes, a viewable Dynmap feature is planned to be added soon to the server.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

consequences, contemplating, cost-benefit analysis, Decision making, deliberation, evaluating choices, hindsight, introspection, justification, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, pondering, Questioning, reassessment, reevaluation, Reflection, second guessing, self-evaluation, Server, value assessment, weighing options, worth it, worthiness

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Potions Brewed:	34	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens or building a house on top of a flying pig! Trust us, you’ll be asking yourself “was it worth it?” every time you log off (spoiler alert: it totally is)! So come on, join us and let the craziness begin!

Crypto Money International Transactions Minecraft SMP

blockchain technology, Countries, cross-border payments, Crypto, crypto money, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, economic impact, Economy, emerging technologies, financial innovation, Financial Stability, financial system, global trade, International, international transactions, Markets, Minecraft, monetary policy, MONEY, regulatory framework, smp, Trade, Transactions

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1943
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Royal Courts Attended:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP and become a crypto expert without ever leaving your blocky world! Trade diamonds for emeralds, gold for iron, and even create your own virtual currency called “Creeper Coin”! Who needs real money when you can buy a virtual mansion with a few well-placed redstone contraptions?

But beware, the Ender Dragon has gotten into the crypto craze and is hoarding all the Bitcoin blocks in the End dimension. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the ultimate crypto prize? Join now and find out!

BestiePapers Minecraft Server

avoidance, awkward, Best Friend, BestiePapers, Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, difficult decisions, Disappointment, friendship, growth, Honesty, long distance, Marriage, Maturity, Minecraft, papers, past relationships, personal boundaries, rejection, relationships, Server, social pressure

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you’re casually mining for diamonds when suddenly, out of nowhere, your high school best friend calls you up and asks you to marry her for papers! And that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll experience on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists, awkward encounters, and maybe even a fake wedding or two. Who knows, you might even run into your ex-girlfriend who’s now a creeper in disguise! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a time!