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Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Void Armor Forged:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Star Shards Collected:	74
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Censorship, compliance, Digital, enforcement, GOOGLE, International, internet, investigation, Lithuanian watchdog, Media, Minecraft, News, online content, regulations, Removal, Request, Russian channels, RussianChannelPurge, Server, streaming, television, Websites

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver

BabyCraft: German Killers & Ukrainian Thrillers

Admit, arrested, asylum seekers, baby, BabyCraft, couple, court case, crime, Europe, German, immigration, international news, investigation, Killers, killing, murder, suspects, thrillers, times of india, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian refugees, world news

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	179
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy stories? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can build, mine, and even fight off crazy mobs with ur friends!

we have the most insane stories to tell u, like the time a german couple admitted to killing ukrainian refugees just to steal their baby! yea, u heard that right, crazy stuff happens on this server!

join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! who knows what u might find in this wacky world of ours! so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun!

Dino Diggin’ United States

230 million years ago, Carnian age, Diggin, Dino, fossilized remains, Late Triassic epoch, new species, northern hemisphere, Paleontologists, sauropodomorph dinosaur, States, supercontinent Laurasia, United, united states

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0

yo, so like, on this server, we got dinos bro! not just any dinos, but like, super rare ones that lived way back when the world was still figuring itself out. imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or building a base inside a brachiosaurus, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

we got paleontologists working round the clock to dig up new fossils and create epic dino battles for you to witness. you can even tame your own dino and ride it into the sunset while blasting some sick tunes.

join us and experience the prehistoric madness for yourself. who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have dino-mite adventures on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back in time and have a roaring good time!

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Draconicraft SMP

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What Datapacks does the server use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Are there any additional features on the server?

On top of the Datapacks, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	8209	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	50	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness