lactose intolerant Minecraft Servers

Lactose Intolerant

  • DairyDadGoneMIA Minecraft SMP

    DairyDadGoneMIA Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.

    Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with all the diamonds you could ever dream of, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a sight to behold.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Milkman, who delivers milk to all the lactose intolerant dads out there. He’s a hero in a cow costume, riding a giant milk carton through the skies. And if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more milk).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

    PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of accommodating all players, even those with dietary restrictions! Join us for a wild adventure where you can enjoy virtual pizza without any risk of cross-contamination.

    Imagine a world where your lactose-intolerant son can feast on endless fries, dough balls, and other delicious non-dairy treats without feeling excluded or humiliated. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their dietary needs.

    Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make lifelong friendships in a supportive and inclusive gaming community. Say goodbye to dad guilt and hello to a world where everyone can enjoy the virtual pizza party of their dreams!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knew virtual pizza could bring so much joy and laughter? 🍕😂

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BakeOrBreakMC

    BakeOrBreakMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of baking for a lactose intolerant husband who doesn’t appreciate your efforts? Look no further! Join our server and vent about your baking woes while building epic structures with fellow players.

    We promise not to judge your cake choices and will even provide virtual banana cakes with vegan frosting and sauce for all birthdays. Plus, if your in-game husband doesn’t appreciate your virtual baking skills, you can always bake a chocolate cake for yourself on your birthday – no judgment here!

    So come join us for a crazy, cake-filled adventure on our Minecraft server – where baking drama meets block-building fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BrokeCraft SMP: Dumb Ways to Go Broke

    BrokeCraft SMP: Dumb Ways to Go Broke

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! We got a secret underground club where we throw parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army, they do the funniest dance moves, you’ll be ROFLing for days.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a diamond mine that’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves, so good luck trying to steal our bling bling. And if you’re feeling brave, you can try to tame our resident Ender Dragon, he’s a real diva but totally worth it for the street cred.

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything seriously. Plus, we have a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, because why the heck not? See you on the flip side, losers! #YOLO #MinecraftSMP #CrazyAdventures #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend ðŸĪŠðŸĪĢ🎉ðŸē💎ðŸĨ•

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBurnsMC

    BlockyBurnsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being insulted by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the only hurtful thing you’ll hear is how jealous everyone is of your epic diamond armor! Join us for a world where the only shade thrown is from the giant mushrooms in the mushroom biome. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only griefing is from your friends pranking you with endless stacks of dirt blocks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LukashenkoCraft2020

    LukashenkoCraft2020

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ COME JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT LUKASHENKO AS OUR PRESIDENT WITH 87.6% OF DA VOTE! HE BE BUILDING CASTLES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC FUN AND CRAZY ADVENTURES! WHO NEEDS DEMOCRACY WHEN YOU GOT LUKASHENKO RUNNING DA SHOW IN MINECRAFT?! #BELARUSBESTSERVER

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Davinworld server minecraft

    Davinworld server minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    The description of the server server Davinworld has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    65.108.74.33:23071

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MinedHype

    MinedHype

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website minedhype.com

    MinedHype SMP Overview

    Welcome to MinedHype SMP! A friendly long-term public survival server founded 5 years ago, offering a mostly vanilla Minecraft experience with over 16,700+ unique players connected. Join our community today!

    Features

      • Grief protection with claims
      • No whitelist
      • No pay-2-win
      • No economy/money plugin
      • Bedrock & Java Cross-Play
      • Long-term Overworld & Nether
      • Free server events with prizes
      • Public shopping district area

    Links

    FAQ

    Is there a world border or spawn point?

    No, players are spawned randomly within the first 40k blocks. Use /rtp to teleport around.

    Can I grief other players’ builds?

    Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed. Use claims to protect your builds.

    What plugins are used to protect the server?

    CoreProtect is used to help protect the server from griefing incidents.

    How can I join the public shopping district?

    Type /tpshop to teleport to the public shopping district and apply for your own shop.

    Are there server events with prizes?

    Yes, there are free server events with awesome prizes for participants.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mystic Realms 1.20

    Mystic Realms 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, listen up, cuz we got all the lit tunes you need to vibe while you build! From Yummy Yum Yummy to Illusion Night, we got the jams to keep you groovin’ while you mine those blocks.

    But wait, there’s more! We even got covers like Invincible Rainbow Arrow and Mass Destruction, so you can rock out while you craft your epic creations. Plus, we got Reine in some original songs like Senandung Jiwa and HI:STREET TIME, so you know it’s gonna be fire!

    And don’t even get me started on the covers Reine is in – from Mermaid Festa vol.1 to Indonesian Folk Music Medley 2024 ver, we got the tunes that’ll make you wanna dance while you battle mobs.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let the music guide you to Minecraft glory! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude. Let’s get this block party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CarSeatCrafts Minecraft Server

    CarSeatCrafts Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking lot drama turns into epic battles for the best spot! Join us for thrilling adventures like waiting for cars to leave so you can finally park, only to have someone swoop in and steal your spot at the last second. Will you be the hero who stands their ground and gets cursed out by angry drivers, or will you be the villain who cuts in line and causes chaos? The choice is yours on our server, where every parking spot is a battleground and every car is a potential enemy. So come on in and experience the thrill of the parking lot wars – just make sure to buckle up for safety (and for when things get bumpy)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP