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Players:	100/100	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

> Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the woes of real life like this poor balding guy!

> Our server is so magical that it can reverse hair loss and give you luscious locks of hair in-game!

> Take on the role of a powerful wizard who can cast spells to make your enemies’ hair fall out while yours grows thicker and fuller!

> And don’t worry about any weird side effects like growing cup tits and lactating, because on our server, anything is possible!

> Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing that it can even reverse the effects of the COVID vaccine! Say goodbye to any worries about side effects and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

> So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your balding woes in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

NoGuns4AfD

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Holy Grails Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna escape the real world drama, like seriously, we don’t allow any AfD members here, so you can just relax and build your epic creations without any political nonsense getting in the way. plus, our court system is run by a bunch of chickens, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Blowjob-Proof Minecraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!

PhasedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo, listen up, we’ve got the craziest Minecraft server out there and you need to join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a group of dramatubers who tried to take over our server with their drama and chaos. But do you know what happened? Our loyal players banded together and defeated them with their epic building skills and diamond swords. So, if you’re looking for a server where drama gets shut down quicker than a creeper explosion, then this is the place for you. Join now and be a part of the epic Minecraft saga that will go down in history!

AnimeAddict Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of being a normie who hasn’t watched the latest anime that everyone is talking about on /tv/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special area where you can watch all the hottest anime in style! Dive into the world of waifus and mechas while building your own anime-inspired creations in-game. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in Minecraft? Join us now and become the ultimate weeb!

Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a hair-raising adventure that will leave you in knots (but hopefully not as bad as poor Jenny’s hair).

With neglectful parents, tangled hair, and DCFS drama, our server is the perfect escape from reality. Build your own virtual world where hair care is a top priority and split ends are a thing of the past.

Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Jenny’s hair before it got cut. Who needs a salon when you have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Don’t be an AITA, join us today!

ChunkCraft: No Fat Shaming!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of being called “twiggy” and “short” by Vanessa’s jealous friend? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and show off your slim physique while building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Vanessa’s friend won’t stand a chance against your Minecraft skills, and you can prove to her that size doesn’t matter in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, who needs the approval of mutual friends when you can have a blast on our server?

So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Let’s show Vanessa’s friend that being slim doesn’t mean you can’t be a Minecraft legend!

TidyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
New Chunks Explored:	903106	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30

Are you tired of cleaning up your messy room in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, your virtual room will always be spotless! Join us and experience the magic of never having to pick up your dirty socks or make your bed ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to tidy up after players. So come on in and let the ghost do all the cleaning for you!

TeenCashCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Animals Bred:	135	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Oh, honey, forget about making money as a teen, join our Minecraft server and make virtual diamonds rain from the sky! We’ve got creepers that moonwalk, villagers that break out into dance parties, and a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the wackiest server around!

PixelPistolProtestors

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	170
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have anti-tourism protesters firing water pistols at visitors! it’s like a crazy water gun fight but in minecraft! be part of the chaos and see who can dodge the water bullets the longest! plus, our protesters have mad skills and can do backflips while shooting water guns, it’s insane! join now for a wild and wet adventure unlike any other!

SongTitleHatersMC

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

are you tired of hearing your name and immediately hating that song? well, boy do we have the server for you! join us and never have to suffer through that annoying tune again.

imagine a world where every time someone says your name, it’s not followed by a terrible song. sounds like paradise, right? well, that’s exactly what you’ll get on our server.

we have a special plugin that detects song titles and automatically changes them to something more pleasant. so no more cringing every time someone mentions your name.

plus, we have the friendliest community around. everyone is always willing to lend a hand or just have a good laugh. you’ll never feel alone on our server.

so come join us and say goodbye to those pesky song title woes. you won’t regret it!