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TNTsarThermalNukeMC SMP

100 miles away, 150 miles away, 35 miles away, 36-mile radius, blast vaporization, catastrophic effects, cold war, damaged buildings, Destruction, Fallout, global impact, nuclear warfare, radiation, russia, severe damage, Severny, smp, tasar thermal nuclear bombs, TNTsarThermalNukeMC, Tsar Bomba, uninhabited village, Usa

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	1708
Players Killed by Monsters:	3247	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1284	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the explosions are bigger than the Tsar Bomba! Join us if you want to witness insane levels of destruction and chaos like never before. Our server is so wild that even creepers are scared to spawn here!

We’ve got players who can craft nukes in-game and blow up entire villages just for fun. The devastation is so epic that even the Ender Dragon would be impressed. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner mad scientist and wreak havoc on our virtual world.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a TNT trap might be waiting for you around the corner or when a giant explosion will rock the entire server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

DaycareCraft: ToddlerTakedown

active toddler, AITAH, burnt out parents, clingy toddler, Cultural differences, daycare concerns, DaycareCraft, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, language confusion, language development, mental health, online school, parent guilt., parenting struggles, sending my toddler to daycare, survival mode, toddler care, ToddlerTakedown, work-life balance

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Enchantments Applied:	252
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from judgmental relatives and their unsolicited advice. No more worrying about language confusion or being accused of imprisoning your child in daycare.

On our server, you can focus on building your dream world, without any interference from family members trying to dictate your parenting choices. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of balancing work, school, and parenting.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama.

SMP Money Grind – Minecraft SMP

budgeting, emergency fund, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, future plans, grind, Investments, long term savings, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, personal finance, Retirement, SAVING, saving up, short term savings, smart spending, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned emeralds on boring things like enchanted gear and potions? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is actually slime balls because why not?

We have a secret underground slime farm run by a team of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. They’ll trade you slime balls for the most ridiculous items like cooked chicken wearing a top hat or a diamond sword that sings show tunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players must follow a trail of exploding sheep to find the hidden loot. Trust us, it’s worth it when you uncover a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and start saving up your slime balls for the most absurd items you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes?

CraftyApocalypse

CraftyApocalypse, downfall of society, societal collapse, societal decay, societal decline, societal downfall, societal downfall analysis, societal downfall causes, societal downfall consequences, societal downfall debate, societal downfall discussion, societal downfall future, societal downfall impact, societal downfall predictions, societal downfall prevention, societal downfall reflections, societal downfall solutions, societal downfall warning signs, societal issues, Societal Problems

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8818	Emeralds Found:	3530
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat.

The downfall of our society? Pfft, who cares about that when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! Build towering castles, battle fierce dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server.

Forget about real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and experience the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today and let the madness begin!

BlockBusterJewDoxerNYT

Accountability, anti-semitism, Australian Jews, BlockBusterJewDoxerNYT, breach of trust, consequences, cyberbullying, discrimination, Doxxing, Ethics, Hate Speech, investigative reporting, Journalism, journalism ethics, legal action, legal consequences, media responsibility, NYT, online harassment, privacy violation, reporter

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the world! plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who tries to grief our builds. also, did we mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? join now or risk missing out on the adventure of a lifetime!

MineFort Server – Where Minecraft meets Fortnite

Absolute Doom, afk strat, battle royale, Bus Stations, chapter 5, Competitive Details, european union, fast travel, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, free skin, Inferno Island, Ios, karol g, lego fortnite, Marvel Hero, meets, Minecraft, MineFort, Mission Alerts, Quests, rocket racing, season 4, Season XP Leveling Pace, Server, Shop, Sir Beurre Back Bling, Stats, The Operator

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 4: Absolute Doom! Complete quests, check out your stats, and shop till you drop at our insane online store – because why not?

Feeling lazy? No worries! We’ve got an AFK strat pastebin that will blow your mind and have you dominating the game without even trying. And don’t forget about our Season XP Leveling Pace – it’s so fast, you’ll be leveling up like a pro in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Be a Marvel Hero in Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 5 Season 4 and travel the Champion’s Road to victory. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about blazing past the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island? It’s a thrill ride like no other!

And guess what? LEGO Fortnite v30.40 is here, and you can use Bus Stations to fast travel around the map. It’s like a dream come true for all you speed demons out there.

But that’s not all – Fortnite is even returning to iOS in the European Union, with free skins and items up for grabs. Plus, sign up for survey emails and receive the Free Sir Beurre Back Bling within 24 hours. It’s like Christmas came early!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Fortnite Crew July – The Operator! Don’t miss out on all the fun – see you in the game!

Minecraft SMP – F8G0ALT3R

F8G0ALT3R, fate grand order, Fate Grand Order Quartz, Fate/Grand Order 21 Million Downloads, Fate/Grand Order Campaign, Fate/Grand Order Coin Calculator, Fate/Grand Order Drop Rates, Fate/Grand Order Event, Fate/Grand Order FAQ, Fate/Grand Order General, Fate/Grand Order Lostbelt No.4, Fate/Grand Order Mats, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/Grand Order News, Fate/Grand Order Rateups, Fate/Grand Order Raw Database, Fate/Grand Order Servant Info, Fate/Grand Order Servant Planner, Fate/Grand Order Singularity Repair, Fate/Grand Order Space Ishtar, Fate/Grand Order Summon, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the winner gets a diamond crown and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week!

Explore our custom-built Lostbelt No.42024, where you can summon crazy creatures and repair singularities with the power of friendship (and TNT)!

We’re celebrating 21 million downloads with a Space Ishtar summon, where you can ride a rocket ship to victory and blast your enemies into outer space!

Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the madness begin!

PupBlockerHusbandNoDog

adult life, Agreement, air filters, allergic, baby gate, cat-free, Cats, dangle carrot, dog, goalpost, husband, moving in together, Promise, PupBlockerHusbandNoDog, Rainbow bridge, resentful, Resentment, sacrifice, senior cat, small dog, Upset

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Mines Excavated:	1698
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Votes:	5055	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	New Chunks Explored:	296403
Void Armor Forged:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of making sacrifices for your partner’s allergies? Do you dream of having a furry companion that doesn’t trigger sneezing fits? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the real world where your partner’s promises of getting a dog are as elusive as finding diamonds in the Nether. On our server, you can have all the virtual pets you want without any allergies holding you back.

Imagine a world where you can have a whole army of dogs, cats, and even mythical creatures like unicorns and dragons. No more waiting for your partner to fulfill their promise of getting you a dog – here, you can have a whole pack of them by your side as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream virtual home.

So why wait for your partner to come through on their promise when you can have it all in our Minecraft server? Join us now and let your imagination run wild with all the pets you could ever want!

HateCraftParent

Child Psychology, disapproval, Disconnection, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, family dynamics, Family issues, favoritism, HateCraftParent, lack of affection, lack of empathy, lack of support, negative emotions, parental behavior, parenting, red flags, Resentment, signs of dislike, strained relationship, toxic parenting, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Are they constantly trying to trade their child for diamonds on our Minecraft server? If so, it’s time to join us and escape the tyranny of your diamond-hungry parents! Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter how many times your parents try to trade you for virtual currency. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor for all our players to use in case of a parent attack. Join us now and start your journey to freedom (and lots of diamonds)!

RostovCraft Oil Depot Boom

Attack, boom, Conflict, Damage, DEPOT, drone, emergency response, explosion, Hits, Incident, Infrastructure, investigation, Military, Oil, oil depot, Rostov Oblast, RostovCraft, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Animals Bred:	109
Buildings Constructed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

OMG GUYS U GOTTA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE DRONES R CRASHIN INTO OIL DEPOTS IN RUSSIA LIKE WTF HAHAHAHA. U CAN BE A DRONE PILOT OR AN OIL WORKER OR MAYBE EVEN A RUSSIAN SPY TRYNA FIGURE OUT WHO’S BEHIND ALL DIS CHAOS. JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS LOL LOL LOL.