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Crafty SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Farms Harvested:	864

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a server experience like no other, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!

And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Towns Built:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of your country and join a world where multi-billion dollar corporations are held accountable for their crimes… by getting blown up by creepers!

Join us and fight against the corrupt overlords of your world by building epic structures, teaming up with fellow players, and unleashing your inner warrior against the evil forces that seek to control everything.

Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem on our server? Join now and let’s show those corrupt corporations who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

WhisperCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	58
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Buildings Constructed:	34
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate ASMR experience! Join us and trigger your Autonomous Sensory Minecraft Response with tingling sensations throughout your body as you mine, build, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so relaxing that just listening to our binaural audio will have you feeling like you’re floating on a cloud. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server to give players relaxing massages with enchanted diamond pickaxes.

So come on down to our ASMR Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate tingling sensation that will have you saying “block me up, buttercup!”

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Votes:	1413	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	292	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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HoloJP’s Chill Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ores Mined:	7113	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who grants wishes to all who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples just by giving the Diamond Pig a high-five!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? Plus, our custom mini-games include a parkour course made entirely of lava and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with your friends in epic sword fights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, holoJP approved 😉

Celeste’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are there any other games like Celeste? Well, have you ever heard of our Minecraft SMP server? It’s like Celeste, but instead of climbing a mountain, you’re building your own epic base on top of a floating island in the sky! And instead of battling evil spirits, you’re battling creepers and zombies who are trying to steal your diamonds!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it they can build a functioning roller coaster in under 10 minutes and have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere on the map.

So if you’re looking for a gaming experience that’s just as challenging and rewarding as Celeste, but with a whole lot more explosions and shenanigans, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP server! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend in the making.

Pixel Outrage Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Potions Brewed:	120
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	215
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous gaming experience of your life! We promise to deliver more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a pretzel factory.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in a pixelated world far, far away, there was a player who stumbled upon our server. Little did they know, they were about to embark on the wildest adventure of their virtual life.

Imagine a world where Ciri from The Witcher series is not just a character, but the ultimate protagonist. That’s right, forget Geralt, Ciri is here to slay dragons, build castles, and conquer the virtual realm like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret quests, hidden treasures, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that will make Game of Thrones look like a tea party.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to be amazed, entertained, and utterly obsessed with the craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Proud Country Achiever Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Votes:	9891
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchantments Applied:	172
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Towns Built:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and help us fight off the Ukrainian bloodsuckers who are trying to steal our virtual resources! We may not have much in real life, but in the world of Minecraft, we are rich beyond our wildest dreams. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pitchfork to fend off any pesky leeches that try to steal your diamonds. So come on, join us and let’s show those Ukrainian leeches who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Redpill Resistance Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is a normie? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the woke gamers out there!

Join us if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of Minecraft. Our mountains of redpills will open your third eye and reveal the truth about everything. And if you don’t believe us, well, you must either be mentally handicapped or a kike/demon. It’s the only logical explanation, right?

So come on, join our server and embark on a journey of enlightenment and conspiracy theories. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate truth behind Herobrine and the Illuminati’s involvement in Minecraft. Don’t be a normie, join us now!

””/dlg/ – Crafty Deadlock SMP”’

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our server and embark on wild adventures with a community of players who are as insane as they come.

Want to join? Just post your Steam profile and ask – but be prepared to accept a friend request because we don’t accept anyone who’s too “autistic” (whatever that means).

To git gud, make sure you do the tutorial and get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode. Explore public item builds and play bot matches to hone your skills.

But that’s not all – we have an unofficial wiki that’s as wild as the server itself, and a new player guide that will have you laughing out loud. And don’t forget our advanced movement guide, because you never know when you’ll need to do some crazy parkour in the middle of a battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!