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DumbSignsMC SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock like a dumb caveman. This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the trees drop diamonds and the pigs wear top hats.

Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.

If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Pixelated TNT Embassy Destruction – Minecraft Server

abortion, act of war, consequences, Destruction, Disappointment, Embassy, embassy attack, Europe, government dependence, Indian ship, international law, isreal, macbook air, military response, Minecraft, Muslim, North America, pixelated, prediction, R*ddit, Server, Surveillance, Tnt, trump, twitter, WWIII

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging exploding embassies, declaring war on countries, and redeeming ships like a true badass!

Forget about building houses and farming, on our server, you’ll be too busy planning your next epic response to international incidents. Who needs WWIII when you can have a virtual war right in Minecraft?

And don’t worry about Trump losing or the world turning upside down, because on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let’s see if our outrageous predictions come true or if we all just end up having a good laugh at the end. See you there!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – Join the ‘/xivg/’ Server for LOLs and Mining Madness!

Adventure, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail Info, early access, Edition, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, General news, hype, In-game Events, Join, Labyrinth of the Ancients, Linkshells, lols, madness, MEETUPS, Minecrafters, Mining, movies, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, RUN, Server, xivg

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	1987
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, get ready for an adventure like no other on the dawntrail hype edition server! Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a release date like never before on Tuesday, July 2, 2024.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. And don’t miss out on our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test and PvP Series 5 – it’s wilder than a creeper explosion!

Looking for resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells? Look no further, we’ve got it all on our server. And if you’re feeling social, join us for meetups like movie nights and Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE runs. Trust us, you’ll be laughing harder than a villager trying to navigate a maze.

So what are you waiting for? Join the dawntrail hype edition server and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “I can’t believe I survived that!”

NeetCrafter: Where we mine diamonds and cut our own hair for fun!

anxiety, Barber, barber phobia, Cut, cut my own hair, diamonds, DIY grooming, DIY haircut, Fun, hair, hair cutting, hair styling, hair trimming, home haircut, mental health, NEET, neet life, NeetCrafter, Paranoid, personal grooming, quarantine haircut, self grooming, self haircut, self-care, social anxiety

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a barber shop where you can get your virtual hair cut by a professional Minecraft stylist! No need to worry about being too paranoid to go to the barber in real life, because on our server, you can cut your own hair and still look fabulous! Join now for the most unique and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Ninjas: ‘>Bukujutsu’ Server – Where Pixels and Ninjas Collide!

Bukujutsu, collide, Crafty, Crane School, Dodonpa, gtBukujutsu, Kikoho, Ninjas, pixels, Server, Taiyoken, Turtle School

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9623	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Crops Grown:	6774

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and learn the ancient art of Bukujutsu, where you can fly like a majestic bird through the Minecraft skies. Need to blind your enemies? No problem! Master the Taiyoken technique and leave them stumbling around like blind bats. And if that’s not enough, how about launching a Dodonpa energy blast at your foes or unleashing the devastating Kikoho attack?

But wait, there’s more! Join the prestigious Crane School and learn the graceful ways of combat, or enroll in the legendary Turtle School and become a master of defense. With so many crazy abilities and techniques to learn, this server will have you laughing and screaming in excitement as you battle your way to the top. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Crafty Dems Server – Where elections are fair and creepers are the real threat!

Campaign, Cheating, control, Corruption, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deceit, Deception, democrats, Dems, dishonesty, election fraud, elections, fair, Manipulation, November, Party, Politics, power, Questionable, real, Server, strategy, Tactics, threat, Unethical, UNFAIR, Voting

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of worrying about political shenanigans and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no election fraud here, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world… one block at a time. So join us and help us defeat the llama overlords before it’s too late!

LOLcraft: Israeli Edition – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/ & חברים

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, מהדורת דאוס אקס, is not for the faint of heart. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance your way to victory while dodging creepers and skeletons on the dance floor!

2. We have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that will either cuddle you or try to eat your face off. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

3. The server owner once rode a dragon into battle against an army of zombie pigmen. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a dragon too!

4. Our server’s currency is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually…potatoes. That’s right, you can buy and sell goods with potatoes. It’s a spud-tacular economy!

So what are you waiting for? Join מהדורת דאוס אקס today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra potatoes.

CraftyPajeet’s LOL Mine

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further than PajeetRyS!

Join us for a wild ride through the wackiest world of blocky adventures you’ve ever seen. Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated palaces and crafting crazy contraptions.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself hangs out there, sipping on a cold brew and challenging players to epic battles.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Llamas, where fluffy friends roam free and rainbows shoot out of their butts. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join PajeetRyS today and experience the most absurdly awesome Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

QueerCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones in the closet

CLOSET, CREEPERS, LGBT representation, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ media, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ visibility., LGBTQ+ films, LGBTQ+ tropes, queer analysis, queer characters, queer cinema, Queer coded, queer culture, queer identity, queer inclusivity, queer stereotypes, queer storytelling, queer subtext, queer themes, queer theory, QueerCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6591	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where everything is as queer as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with glittery blocks, sassy villagers, and fabulous fashion options for your character.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep in the mines. The skeletons were breakdancing, the creepers were voguing, and even the Ender Dragon was serving looks. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the next epic dance-off!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pride Parade, where players ride on rainbow-colored llamas and throw confetti made of diamonds. The winner of the parade gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So come on over and join us on our queer coded Minecraft server, where the only rule is to be your fabulous self and have a blast!

Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Explosions Are Less Painful Than 4chan = Self Harm

4chan, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, creeper, cyberbullying, dark side, emotional well being, explosions, Free Yourself, harm, harmful behavior, internet culture, Irreverence, Kinship, Knowledgeless, Life Force, lulz, mental health, Online Community, PAINFUL, self harm, self harming, shell, soulless, toxic environment

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and have a good laugh while doing it? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let loose. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, crazy antics, and non-stop laughter. Say goodbye to the dull and lifeless servers out there, because we’re here to inject some much-needed chaos into your Minecraft experience.

Forget about self-harm on 4chan, come join us and harm some creepers instead! Our server is a safe space for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies, where you can unleash your creativity and build the most insane structures you can imagine. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the lulz begin!

Crafty Duel Masters: Yu-Gi-Oh! Go Rush!!

#exciting, action-packed, Anime, Battles, card game, Crafty, Duel, enemies, Exploration, Friends, futuristic, Go Rush, intergalactic, Journey, Masters, Quest, Rush, space adventure, strategy, teamwork, Thrilling, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yuamu, Yudias, Yugioh, Yuhi

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Join our Minecraft server and embark on an intergalactic adventure with Yudias, Yuhi, and their wacky friends as they search for the elusive Yuamu in outer space! Travel to distant planets, battle alien mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in this epic quest for friendship and glory. Will you be brave enough to join their mission and become a hero in this cosmic tale? Only the bravest and most daring players can handle the insanity that awaits on our server. So grab your pickaxe, suit up in your space gear, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!