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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9284 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).
So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!