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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 3154 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4514 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).
So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!