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BacklashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring old wrestling events that suck more than a vacuum cleaner? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can create your own epic battles that will make Backlash 2024 look like a toddler’s tea party!

Become the King and Queen of the Ring in our server and show off your wrestling skills in a virtual arena that will make Clash at the Castle 2024 seem like a medieval reenactment.

And forget about Money in the Bank 2024, because on our server, you can literally build a bank out of diamonds and gold blocks! Join now for the most epic wrestling and building experience of your life!

Blocky Bros Minecraft Server

art, blocky, bros, classic, Fan Made, Gaming, Improvement, Luigi, Mario, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, Reboot, redo, remake, Retro, Revamped, romhack, Server, Super KKK bros, Super KKK bros Rehooded, Super KKK brothers, Updated, video game

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Introducing Super KKK Bros Rehooded! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats! 2. Our diamond armor is so blingin’, Ender Dragons be like “Can I get a selfie with you?” 3. We have a secret underground base where we throw the most epic block parties. You never know who might show up – maybe even Herobrine himself! 4. Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll be sweating more than a pig in a sauna. 5. Rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. (Disclaimer: Not guaranteed, but worth a shot!)

So what are you waiting for? Join Super KKK Bros Rehooded today and let the madness begin!

The Unenlightened Masses Lack Media Literacy Minecraft SMP

controversial, criticism, cultural values, fanbase, Gaming Community, Haters, ignorance, Incest, judgement, lack, Literacy, Masses, Media, media literacy, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpretation, moral compass, public perception, smp, social commentary, societal impact, societal norms, Stereotypes, stigma, taboo, UNENLIGHTENED

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict no-incest policy! Unlike some other games out there, we actually understand that family trees should not be circles.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that values genetic diversity and doesn’t think kissing your cousin is cool. Our fanbase is full of people who prefer relationships that don’t require a family tree chart to navigate, while our haters are just a bunch of DNA purists who can’t handle a little spice in their gene pool.

So come on over to our server and leave your family tree at the door – we promise you won’t find any branches intertwining here!

BlockPartyMC – Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, BlockPartyMC, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family secrets, father-son relationship, foster care, Grief, grounding, half siblings, Honesty, Minecraft, neighborhood party, parental affair, Resentment, Server, shame, stepmother issues, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, Therapy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of family drama and awkward parties? Join our Minecraft server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds! No need to worry about answering uncomfortable questions or dealing with messy family dynamics. Our server is a safe space for all players to escape reality and build their dream world.

Forget about grounded for weeks or being forced to attend boring parties. On our server, the only thing you’ll be grounded from is flying with your Elytra and the only party you’ll attend is a creeper party (watch out for those explosions!).

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you won’t have to deal with any affair scandals or family feuds here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

HangryCraft

aita, anger, apartment, Argument, Asshole, cold food, Communication, Food, Frustration, Girlfriend, HangryCraft, Hungry, infantilize, LEAVING, Ordering, reminder, Texting, Upset, warm food

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	416255	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and mine without any girlfriend-induced food coldness stress.

Join us and never worry about your virtual food getting cold because someone got distracted by other things. Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to enjoy their meals in peace, without any unnecessary arguments or accusations of assholery.

So come on in and let’s build a world where food stays hot, tempers stay cool, and the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life relationship drama.

CraftyHobbyist – Minecraft SMP

CraftyHobbyist, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

One hobby everyone should have is joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that the base was built by a group of flying pigs who were actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon. So, if you want to uncover hidden treasures and uncover the truth about the flying pig conspiracy, join our Minecraft SMP today!

BlockyPeepingToms

apartment living, awkward encounters, BlockyPeepingToms, City Living, close quarters, common occurrences, community living, high rise apartments, living arrangements, naked sightings, neighbors, nosy neighbors, nudity, personal boundaries, privacy, residential buildings, shared walls, social norms, urban living, voyeurism, window views

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Crops Grown:	9646	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of living in a high rise apartment and not getting any juicy gossip about your neighbors? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll have a front row seat to all the naked shenanigans happening in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to spy on your blocky neighbors as they prance around in their pixelated birthday suits. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with all the scandalous sights and sounds of a virtual high rise community? Join now for a peek into the wild world of Minecraft voyeurism!

BarnierCraft: Prime Minister Edition

administration, appoints, BarnierCraft, Brexit negotiations, cabinet, current events, Decision making, Diplomacy, Edition, european union, France, French politics, Government, government officials, international relations, leadership, Macron, Michel Barnier, Minister, News, policy, political appointment, Prime, prime minister

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Animals Bred:	101	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7360
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

so, like, u kno this server is like totally lit cuz we got Macron appointing Michel Barnier as prime minister, like what even is that? it’s like a total wacky adventure up in here. u gotta join this server if u wanna see some crazy stuff go down. Michel Barnier be building houses and slaying dragons like it’s nobody’s business. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. trust me, u won’t regret it.

What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Herobrine Sightings:	9

FuriousFade is a talented artist known for creating dynamic and vibrant works of art in a variety of mediums. Their unique style incorporates bold colors, abstract shapes, and fluid lines to capture the energy and emotion of the world around them. With a growing following on social media, FuriousFade continues to push the boundaries of their creativity and inspire others with their innovative approach to art.

Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

bathroom break, Bowel Movements, Caffeine, Cappuccino, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee benefits, coffee buzz, coffee drinker, coffee lover, coffee time, Digestive health, Espresso, gastrointestinal, java, latte, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, Poop, regularity, Server, Shit

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	289	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

It’s Russia, OK? Minecraft SMP

cyber warfare, digital propaganda, Disinformation, election interference, fake narratives, fake news, foreign influence, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Misinformation, online influence, political manipulation, Propaganda, putin, russia, Russian government, russian trolls, smp, social media manipulation

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and of course, Russia misinformation!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story! Where else can you experience that kind of craziness?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild adventure filled with Russia misinformation and endless laughter! Trust me, you won’t regret it.