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Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	966	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	631261	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	242

Tired of boring old servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so lit, it’ll make System Shock 2 look like a snoozefest in comparison!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle mutant creepers, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

So, what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to trashy servers and come join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyImpact – Minecraft meets Genshin in this hilarious server!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2007
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

🔥🔥🔥 Are you ready to kneel before the Pyro Archon Edition on our Minecraft server?! 🔥🔥🔥

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat! Our character demo will have you laughing like a maniac, and our character teaser will have you sleeping in peace (if you can stop laughing, that is).

But wait, there’s more! Watch “The Song Burning in the Embers” full animated short for a fiery experience like no other. And don’t miss our latest version trailer, “Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades,” for a sneak peek at the chaos that awaits you.

Join now to participate in our event “Vibro-Crystals Application” and web events like “Savoring the Breeze” and “Discover Traces, Explore Nature.” And don’t forget to check out our current character banner featuring Arlecchino, Lyney, Lynette, Freminet, and Xiangling.

Plus, our weapon banner offers Crimson Moon’s Semblance (Polearm) and The First Great Magic (Bow) for epic battles and crazy combos. And don’t miss out on our daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes for even more loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild ride you won’t forget! And remember, the Pyro Archon Edition demands your allegiance – so kneel before the fiery fun! 🔥🔥🔥

Blocky Bargains: Where Creepers HAGGLE for the Best Deals!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old PCs that just do the bare minimum? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Introducing our Minecraft server, where you can trade in that outdated PC for a chance to join a world where the only limit is your imagination.

With our server, powered by an overclockable Intel i7-3820 processor, GeForce GTX 970 graphics card, and a whopping 16GB of DDR3 RAM, you’ll be able to experience Minecraft like never before. And who needs an SSD or pre-installed OS when you have the freedom to create your own virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with a 530W PSU that will keep your gameplay running smoothly, even if your case is missing screws and panels. Who needs those pesky parts anyway when you have the power of unlimited creativity at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to your old PC and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Jizz to Rizz Crafting Co.

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Star Shards Collected:	128	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of your jizz just sitting there, doing nothing? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns your jizz into rizz! That’s right, you can use your jizz as currency to buy all sorts of crazy items and power-ups. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you’re rich in rizz!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Jizz Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of rizz beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the Jizz Dragon and claim your riches?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew jizz could be so valuable?

Pixelated Pals: Where People Use Infographics to Explain Their Minecraft Obsession

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Magic Items Found:	2694
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	169	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of dealing with low IQ brainlets who think they’re smarter than everyone else just because they have a humanities degree? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave those smug retards in the dust. Our community is full of players who have actually used their brains for more than just memorizing useless information. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the true meaning of life through pixelated blocks. So come join us and show those humanities degree holders who the real intellectuals are!

Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of factions, roleplay, pvp, towny, wars, and movecraft chaos!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8577

Epirate Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🌍 Earth Map + Live Map	Explore the world with a custom Earth map and live map functionality.
⚔️ Custom Weapons and Armor	Equip yourself with unique weapons and armor for battles.
🦈 Sea Monsters	Encounter dangerous sea monsters during your adventures.
⛵ Player-built ships	Construct your own ships and sail across the oceans.
🪙 Treasures	Search for hidden treasures and riches throughout the world.
🔥 Wars and naval regions	Engage in wars and claim naval regions for your nation.
💰 Economy	Participate in a robust in-game economy system.
🐟 Advanced Fishing system	Enjoy an advanced fishing system for relaxation and rewards.

Join our Discord for community discussions and updates.

Watch our server trailer to see the gameplay in action.

Explore the server map at https://map.epiratemc.com/.

Server Details:

IP: play.epiratemc.com

Bedrock IP: epiratemc.com

Bedrock Port: 19132

Version: 1.20.x

IMPORTANT – SERVER IS RELEASING MAY 3

The Cosmos VS Hypixel

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30

Hypixel	The Cosmos
Popular and well-established server Wide variety of game modes Active and large player base Custom mini-games and challenges Regular updates and events	Unique Sci-Fi themed Survival experience Explore planets and solar systems Customize your own ship with Movecraft Expansive Galactic Armory with special weapons Donator perks and exclusive items

Hypixel FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of game modes does Hypixel offer?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including Bed Wars, SkyWars, SkyBlock, and more.
How active is the player base on Hypixel?	Hypixel has a large and active player base, making it easy to find games and interact with other players.
Are there regular updates and events on Hypixel?	Yes, Hypixel regularly updates their server with new content and events to keep players engaged.

The Cosmos FAQ

Question	Answer
What is unique about The Cosmos server?	The Cosmos offers a Sci-Fi themed Survival experience where players can explore different planets and solar systems.
Can I customize my own ship on The Cosmos?	Yes, players can design and customize their own ships using the Movecraft plugin on The Cosmos.
What special features does The Cosmos have?	The Cosmos features an expansive Galactic Armory with special weapons, as well as donator perks and exclusive items.

CraftyFuns Isekai: Where CF maids get the royal treatment!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of your CF (Catgirl Foxgirl) maid in isekai constantly getting in the way and causing chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the ultimate CF maid management simulator where you can train your maid to do your bidding with hilarious results.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes, one of which can be used to make your CF maid the perfect servant.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wacky adventure filled with CF maids, Diamond Chickens, and endless possibilities!

Crafty Anon’s LOL Server: No. 65354929

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes to the moon, and even participate in our annual llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-studded saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that grants you the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures Minecraft has to offer! Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they’re secretly plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant carrot farm. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those bunnies.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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FranklyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Laughing

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dragons Tamed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further than our server, where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper’s explosion is the sheer insanity of our players!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience that is frankly implacable in its absurdity!