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CoalCraft: The Worst Bonus Ever

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3244
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Divine Spears Created:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of getting lame Christmas bonuses like socks or fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive epic Christmas bonuses like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon! Join us and celebrate the holidays in style as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a boring office party when you can have a virtual adventure like no other? Join now and let’s sleigh this Christmas together!

CruiseCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Argument, chip in, Conversation, cruise, CruiseCraft, Friend, Irritation, Job, joking, Leeching, Minecraft, MONEY, paid, phone use, Reflection, Server, social media detox, Transfer, Upset, WiFi

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ores Mined:	8483
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of friends leeching off your resources like a parasitic creeper in Minecraft? Join our server where leeching is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your friendship fortress with fellow players who will happily mooch off your hard-earned resources without a second thought. Watch as your in-game wealth dwindles while your friends thrive off your generosity. Who needs diamonds when you have friends like these, amirite? Join now and experience the ultimate leeching adventure!

ModdedHub – No Mods Allowed!

Allowed, broken muffler, car customization, car enthusiasts, car modifications, car noise, Communication, compromise, consideration, gym, husband, loud car, Marriage, ModdedHub, modifications, Mods, morning routine, neighborhood disturbance, noise pollution, Nuisance, relationships, subwoofer

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with noisy cars in your neighborhood? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the cacophony of revving engines and screeching tires.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and customize it to your heart’s content without disturbing a single soul. No more waking up to the sound of a broken muffler at 7:30 in the morning – unless, of course, you set an alarm for that time, but that’s on you.

Join now and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a peaceful virtual world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the joyful screams of victory as you conquer blocky mountains and build epic structures. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your husband about his “not that loud” car.

Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Star Shards Collected:	288
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Ouch, pain assessment, pain management, pain management strategies, pain management techniques, pain medication, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainCraft, physical pain, Suffering, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Animals Bred:	104	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Farms Harvested:	421	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Love Letters Sent:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

2-year study, abortion, abortion patients, abortion pills, abortion regimen, complete abortion, drugs in person, Examination, mail, medication, Medication abortion, Needed, participants, PillMail, pills by mail, Regimen, repeat, study, UC San Francisco, Ultrasound, ultrasound examination

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	1678
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

Average, Behavior, emotional well being, emotions, Human nature, instability, mental health, mental health awareness, mental stability, Minecraft, mood swings, personality changes, personality disorders, personality fluctuations, personality traits, Psychology, Server, societal changes, societal expectations, societal norms, society, unstable personalities, UnstableCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!