TrashCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	735214

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as many sheep as possible (don’t worry, they respawn).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Ender Dragon Disco Party,” where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in the Minecraft world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the mysterious “Llama King” who grants wishes in exchange for stacks of emeralds.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s going to be garbage… in the best way possible!

LOL Season Bad Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Animals Bred:	34
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	6240

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you want a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt? Well, look no further than our server! We have so much chaos and ridiculousness happening that you’ll forget all about that “boring” season you were playing on before.

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, epic quests to find the legendary diamond bacon, and a community of players who have mastered the art of creating the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best troll face – you’ll need it!

ShirtlessSituations

Ageism, Assertiveness, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, family gathering, generational differences, Inappropriate Behavior, parenting, personal space, Respect, respect for boundaries, respect for others, self esteem, ShirtlessSituations, social etiquette, social norms, son’s discomfort, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from awkward family gatherings like this? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about uncomfortable encounters with your wife’s friends.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where no one will ever ask you to take your shirt off (unless you want them to, of course). Our community is filled with friendly players who will never make you feel uncomfortable or cry in the bathroom.

Join now and experience the ultimate escape from real-life drama. Plus, we have a strict no-shirtless-older-ladies policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about inappropriate comments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CompostCraft: Land Saver Edition

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re burying is your enthusiasm? Well, look no further because on our server, we take recycling to a whole new level! Instead of wasting precious land space with cemeteries, we compost bodies to create the most fertile soil for growing crops and building epic structures. Join us and become the ultimate eco-warrior of the Minecraft world! Plus, rumor has it that the composted bodies give off special powers to those who dare to use them… But shh, that’s our little secret 😉 So come on, join our server and let’s turn death into the ultimate life hack!

CraftyVenezFraudProof

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

u know wat u need in ur life? u need to join dis minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity. we got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens doin’ backflips, and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, i tell ya.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that can one-shot a dragon, and even a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. yep, u heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows.

oh, and did i mention our staff team? they’re like superheroes, but cooler. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a giant statue of ur cat or fighting off a horde of zombie villagers. they’re da real MVPs, lemme tell ya.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join dis server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those llama-pig hybrids, they can be a real handful.

KidCraft: Double Healing Powers

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Crops Grown:	1946	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where kids have SUPER POWERS and heal TWICE as fast as adults!! imagine being able to bounce back from a creeper explosion like it’s nothing, while the grown-ups are still crying over their lost diamonds.

not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. build a coop, feed it some seeds, and watch as the riches pour out. who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava-filled caves and zombie-infested mineshafts. hold on tight and try not to scream too loud, the zombies don’t like noise.

so come join us on our server where kids rule, diamonds fall from the sky, and roller coasters are the only way to travel. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

XYLARS

Adventure Crafting Building Warrior Combat Battlefield Parkour Challenge Adrenaline Mechanics Rivals Community Rewards Ranks Perks Features Exciting Thrilling Casual Builder, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	195
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Welcome to Xylar! Dive into the ultimate Minecraft adventure with Xylar, the server that has it all! Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a casual builder, Xylar offers something for everyone: – Survival – Craft, build, and survive in our expansive world. – PvP – Test your combat skills and dominate the battlefield. – Parkour – Challenge yourself with our thrilling parkour courses. – Lifesteal Gamemode – Experience the adrenaline rush of lifesteal mechanics and see if you can outlast your rivals. – Rewards and Ranks – Earn rewards as you play and rank up to unlock exclusive perks and features. Join us today and become part of the Xylar community! Join now!

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The Glitched SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ores Mined:	5726
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Potions Brewed:	96
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Ever wanted a server with some cool features without 500+ players at once? Join the Glitched SMP! With the map of earth, and seasons with different effects, to claiming land, or renting out stands to buy and sell items, we have it all! Not your thing? Try out our PVP with one of our features similar to lifesteal!

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⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos for 5 Years! 1.21 Update, No Reset Map

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Void Gems Collected:	24

Server Information

Server IP	StraightUp.Minecraft.Best
Location	Dallas, USA

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.

[💻] Stable server performance.

[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.

[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.

[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.

[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there land claims on this server?	No, land claims are not permitted on Straight Up.
Can I use /tpa or /home commands?	No, those commands are not available on this server. It is pure survival gameplay.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is permitted on Straight Up.
Are there any world resets?	No, there are no world resets on this server. The world remains constant.

ToiletCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mines Excavated:	1814
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magic Items Found:	7001	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total mindfuck in the best way possible!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – CreeperCraft Chronicles

Arcadion, Chronicles, Coeurl, Creepercraft, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, In-game Events, Light-heavyweight Group Goon, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Materia Gold Saucer, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Raids, Resources, Savage Raids, smp, XIV, xivg, zurvan

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise it’s all in good fun).

Patch Notes: We’ve added flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground disco party. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this update.

In-game Events: Get ready for savage raids releasing tomorrow! It’s going to be a battle like no other, so make sure you bring your A-game (and maybe a few snacks).

Meetups: Join us for the XIVG Mahjong Open Tournament at the Materia Gold Saucer. Rumor has it, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find the legendary Notch’s secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world. See you there!

HouseFlipper Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, Decision making, family boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, Family Support, father in-law, generational differences, home improvements, Home ownership, home renovation, house ownership, houseflipper, in-law relationships, Minecraft, rental agreement, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Mines Excavated:	4814	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from controlling in-laws and build your dream house without anyone telling you what color your tiles should be!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your creativity without any $5,000 approval limits. Build a castle made entirely of pink wool, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, or even construct a giant statue of a cat to symbolize your freedom from unwanted opinions.

Don’t let your FIL’s “asshole gene” ruin your Minecraft experience – join our server and build to your heart’s content without any interference. Who needs a real house when you can have a virtual one where you make all the decisions? Let’s craft away the drama and have a blast together!

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