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CraftyMemes – Where webms of synthetic creepers are always welcome!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	1770
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Potions Brewed:	95	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Star Shards Collected:	190	Votes:	7079
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t post hilarious webms of synthetic men doing questionable things? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes! Join us for a wild ride filled with deepthroating black dildos and jannies who just can’t handle the madness. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

FortuneCraft: Where every block tells a story! (screenshot this)

#Drop out, ADA, bearish, bloated organizations, BLOCK, Cardano, chainlink, culled, Doge, FortuneCraft, glory days, Hiring, inventory, Link, market, memes, narrative, News, outdated tech, overvalued, perpetually falling, prediction, Screenshot, standouts, Story, Tells, top 20

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of boring old cryptocurrency servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We predict that both Cardano (ADA) and Chainlink (LINK) will drop out of the top 20 this year, and we have insider information that they will never make it back! Why waste your time with outdated tech and bloated organizations when you can join us and ride the wave of success?

Our server is so awesome that even the market sees news as a sign to offload inventory and exit positions just to join us. We have a convincing narrative that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. Plus, we have dog coins! Who needs Cardano and Chainlink when you can have dog coins on our server?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the downfall of Cardano and Chainlink while you ride the wave of success with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Old memories Minecraft server

Amazing server, construction, discord server, enthusiasts, free, friendly community, Hosting, MAGICAL, minecraft server, MONEY, old memories, Quality, Request, Resource store, Rewards, Teams, unique world, Version 1.20.1, voice chat

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Towns Built:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14

? Welcome to Old Memories – a magical Minecraft server without unnecessary plugins and with a friendly community! ?

? Version: 1.20.1 ?

We are not looking for mass production, but value quality. Old Memories invites true enthusiasts who are ready to invest their time in the unique world of our server.

Help in construction and receive generous rewards. Open your resource store and make money from it! ?

Voice chat will help you create unforgettable teams, and stable hosting makes the game absolutely free! ?

Join us and you won’t regret it! ?

Do you want to be part of this amazing server? Leave a request on our Discord server. We are waiting for you! ?

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KosherCraft: Where Minecraft meets Matzah Balls!

#youtube, Ariel Cohen Alloro, Balls, Beliefs, Christianity, culture, Explanation, FAITH, heritage, History, Jewish origins, judaism, Judaism-Christianity relations, KosherCraft, Lecture, Matzah, meets, Minecraft, presentation, Rabbi, Religion, religious leader, Religious Studies, Teachings, Video

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating spider, who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical squid king!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBods Minecraft – Where even Steve has a better body than these actors! LOL

#workout, Actors, Aesthetics, athleticism, BlockyBods, Body, Exercise, fit, FITNESS, gym, health, Hollywood, image, lol, Minecraft, Muscles, Perception, physique, RIPPED, steve, strength, talent, Toned, Underrated

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Farms Harvested:	729
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids in town! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of undercover Hollywood actors who are just looking for a fun way to unwind after a long day of filming.

But wait, it gets even better! These actors have bodies that are way more impressive than anyone gives them credit for. We’re talking abs of steel, biceps that could crush diamonds, and glutes that could rival even the most dedicated gym bro. So not only will you be playing Minecraft with some of the hottest celebs in town, but you’ll also be admiring their toned bodies while you do it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon on the server where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But be warned, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Only the bravest and most skilled players will come out on top.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of your favorite actor flexing their muscles while they mine for diamonds. It’s a win-win situation, really.

The Chicken Coop – Where we build like pros and chicken dance in 1.18.2, no kids allowed

1.18.2, 3970X, Active, Adventures, Allowed, amd, BUILD, chicken, Community, coop, Create, Dance, Discord, Europe, Friendly, Kids, Mature, Modded, Modpack, Players, Pros, ryzen, Social, Socialize, threadripper, US players, world

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8069
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Minecraft Server Information

Server Specs
CPU	AMD Ryzen Threadripper 3970X
Ram	20 GB
Hosted in	Europe
Whitelisted	Yes

If you’re interested in joining our server, please sign up on our Discord!

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
When was the server established?	The server started in early 2024.
What type of community do you have?	We are a mature and friendly community that enjoys taking our time with packs, building a nice world, and socializing with each other.
Can players from the US join?	Yes, the server is hosted in Europe but should have a fine ping for US players as well.

Crafty iDOLM@STER – LOLz & Blocks

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	2365
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community crazier than a pack of Endermen on a sugar rush.

We’ve got more events and gachas than you can shake a diamond sword at, including collabs with Dohtonbori Okonomiyaki and Name Stickers kiosks that will blow your mind. Plus, don’t miss out on our secret IDOL TUNNELS under the stage – who knows what treasures lie within!

But that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive streams, fancomics, and even a Manaka/Cosmo watch party that will have you rolling in the aisles. And if you’re feeling brave, join us for a game of Absolute Fear -AOONI- with Manaka herself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for those pesky Creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos of our server!

Girl Power Craft: Where the ‘>cast is all girls’ and we slay creepers with style!

adult male viewers, all-female cast, Audience demographics, audience diversity, cast is all girls, Craft, CREEPERS, diverse casting, female cast, Female Characters, female empowerment, gender balance, gender dynamics, gender representation, Gender Roles, girl, Girls, gtcast, male audience, male gaze, male spectators, male viewership, people watching are grown men, power, slay, Style, women in film

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our entire cast of players is made up of all girls! That’s right, no boys allowed here. And to make things even more interesting, all the people watching are grown men. Don’t worry, they’re just there to admire our amazing building skills and impeccable fashion sense.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Some say it’s guarded by a pack of wild wolves, others say it’s protected by a giant chicken. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have trying to find it!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom-built roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. It’s the perfect way to get your adrenaline pumping while also risking getting burned to a crisp. Who needs boring old mine carts when you can ride in style?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

The Overgrown [smp] Server: Where Flowers Bloom and Creepers Go Boom! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Long Term, No Whitelist

#addons, bedrock edition, Biomes, Bloom, boom, Buildings, Community, coordinates, Creatures, CREEPERS, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Environment, Expansion, Expenses, Factions, Features, Flowers, Forsaken Odyssey, Friendly, Homes, Items, LGBTQ, Long, long term, mobs, modding, navigation, Nico the Kid, No Whitelist, Overgrown, Playtime, PvP, resource packs, rules, Server, smp, term, Tpa, Warps, Whitelist

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

The Garden <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/tarkov-voip-funny-moments/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server

Overview:

Feature	Description
Server Type	Bedrock Edition
Expansion	Forsaken Odyssey
Duration	2 years
Modding	Not required, just download resource packs

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server has been running for 2 years.

Q: Are there any playtime obligations?

A: There are no playtime obligations on The Garden Minecraft Server.

Q: Are there paid packages or donations required?

A: There are no paid packages or donation systems. The server’s expenses are covered by the owner for pure enjoyment.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is allowed for duels or consensual battles. Players can form factions and engage in PvP when agreed upon.

Q: What convenience features are available?

A: The server offers features like Homes, Warps, and TPA for easy navigation. Economy features help new players catch up to long term players.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Joining is easy, click this link to join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server: Dress to Impress! LOL

Appearance, attraction, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, desire, dress, Femininity, Gender Roles, Impress, lol, Masculinity, Minecraft, objectification, Pervs, physical appearance, PIXEL, relationships, seduction, self esteem, self worth, Server, sexual attraction, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Not to mention, our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Beauty Pageant” where players compete to see who can build the most fabulous pixelated outfit to impress the judges.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little romance with that special someone who shares your love for all things blocky. Trust us, you won’t regret it!