Lacking MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Dystro-Mice: The Emotional Server

genetic disorders, emotional processing, dystrophinopathy, Behavior, short dystrophin-gene product

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a party for your brain cells, but in blocky pixel form, ya feel me?

So, like, imagine this: you join the server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where mice are running around with swords and armor, fighting each other for cheese and glory. And get this, these mice are all missing the short dystrophin-gene product, Dp71, so they’re like super jacked and ready to throw down!

But wait, there’s more! The social dynamics on this server are off the charts, bro. You’ll be making friends with mice who have deep emotional connections and complex relationships, all while battling it out in epic PvP matches. It’s like a soap opera, but with rodents and explosions!

So, why should you join this server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of mouse combat and emotional drama all in one place? Trust me, once you enter this world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your sword, grab your cheese, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyNoobSkills

problem solving, CraftyNoobSkills, practical, necessary, proficiency

The skill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with zombies, mutants, and killer robots! And where better to hone that skill than on our Minecraft server? Join us for epic battles against hordes of undead creatures, daring escapes from mutant monsters, and intense showdowns with rogue AI. Plus, our community is full of expert survivors who can teach you everything from crafting the perfect zombie-proof shelter to outsmarting a sentient computer virus. So why wait? Join us now and show the apocalypse who’s boss!

NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

Awful, Poor, Weak, amateurish, lousy

Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP

poor performance, Minecraft, Failures, inadequacies, Incompetence

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Are creepers constantly blowing up your builds because you can’t aim a bow to save your life? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we embrace the terrible! In fact, we have a special award for the player who dies the most in a single day – the “Oops, I Did It Again” trophy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and you too could become a poultry overlord, clucking your way to victory!

So come on down to our server, where being terrible is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers, they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it.

MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

smp, INFERIOR, below par, not as good as expected, below standard

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Barely Bones – Slightly Lacking Flavor – Over 18’s Only – Voice Chat Enabled – Both Mine and Bed Rocks – Fresh World

Sleep, No Discrimination, proximity voice chat, Terralith, Custom Resource Pack

BareBonesMP Overview

IP	play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP	play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link	https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap	https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website	https://barebonesmp.com

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith, Incendium, and Nullscapes datapacks
Custom Resource pack
AUTOCRAFTERS ENABLED!
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on April 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages.
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind.
Be Respectful and kind to other members.
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members.
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members.
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice.
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP.

FAQ:

How can I join the server? – You can join the server by using the IP address play.barebonesmp.com in your Minecraft client.
Are there any special plugins on the server? – Yes, the server has several quality-of-life enhancing plugins that enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.
Is PvP allowed on the server? – PvP is allowed only if both users have PvP enabled and agree to the fight. Baiting people into PvP is not allowed.
Can I advertise other servers or spam in the chat? – No, advertising or spamming other servers or members is not allowed on the server.
What are the server rules for griefing and stealing? – Griefing and stealing are not allowed on the server. Players who violate this rule will face consequences.

Blockheads R Us: Where the Head Dev is Totally Legit

Technology, Incompetence, Development, Shortcomings, Insight

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our head of development team is a complete disaster – they have absolutely no relevant skillset, talents, or insight whatsoever. But hey, who needs expertise when you have pure, unadulterated chaos, am I right?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected glitches, random explosions, and maybe even a few flying pigs. Who needs a well-thought-out game plan when you can just wing it and see what happens? It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a twist of absolute madness.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, look no further. Join us today and embrace the chaos – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

ConsoleCraft: Because This One’s Actually Great!

lackluster, not great, unimpressive, Disappointment, underwhelming experience

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of playing on lame servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST… in a good way!

Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, bugs, and explosions at every turn. Our mods are so crazy, they’ll make your head spin (literally)!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest players dare to venture down there!

So why waste your time on a boring console when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

LOL Season Bad Minecraft Server

Minecraft, low quality., this season is so bad bro, frustrating, bad

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you want a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt? Well, look no further than our server! We have so much chaos and ridiculousness happening that you’ll forget all about that “boring” season you were playing on before.

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, epic quests to find the legendary diamond bacon, and a community of players who have mastered the art of creating the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best troll face – you’ll need it!

Acerex SMP: A Community Driven Semi Vanilla Server for Bedrock and Java Players

java, AceRex, Server, Vanilla, smp

Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	Community-driven server
	Kind and welcoming playerbase
	Limitless creativity
	Support for both Bedrock and Java players
Gameplay Mechanics	Open-world sandbox gameplay
	Player-driven economy
	Custom plugins and features
Community Aspects	Active Discord community
	Regular server updates and giveaways
	Join the Discord

FAQ

How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the following IP: 213.170.135.115

Is there a specific port I need to use?

The port for the server is the default port.

Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.