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Real Bros Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7588
Dimension Hops:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic elections where you can campaign to become the ruler of the server. But beware, the state propaganda lackeys are out to get you, just like poor Kamala. Will you rise to power or fall victim to their schemes? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of LOLs!

Corn Jet Fuel Fun

agricultural waste, alternative fuel, Aviation (Industry), biofuel, carbon emissions, cleaner fuel, Corn, energy efficiency, environmental impact, Fuel, Fun, green energy, Jet, jet engines, lignin-based jet fuel, renewable energy, renewable resources, sustainable aviation fuels, Sustainable development, sustainable innovation, sustainable jet fuel, sustainable technology, US scientists

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we make jet fuel out of corn and agricultural waste! ya heard right, we got scientists doin’ some crazy stuff to make our aviation fuels cleaner and more compatible with jet engines. fly around in style on our server while helpin’ save the planet with our sustainable fuel. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

””> xhe Maxes INT Minecraft Server””

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that boosts your intelligence stat to the max! Imagine outsmarting all your friends in PvP battles and solving complex redstone puzzles with ease.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pink sheep that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one wish from the pink sheep can turn your diamond armor into unbreakable rainbow armor!

Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you on our server!

‘Tna has something special with lee’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of drama, intrigue, and shenanigans! Picture this: Tna and Lee are like the Romeo and Juliet of our server, with a love so forbidden and scandalous that it’s the talk of the town (or, you know, the server chat). Join us and witness their epic love story unfold, complete with secret rendezvous in hidden caves and dramatic arguments over who gets to build the next giant chicken statue. Trust us, you won’t find entertainment like this anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become a part of the madness today!

LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP

abundance, Adventure, appreciation, career, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP, love, Peace, personal development, positivity, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Do you love spending hours on end mining for diamonds, only to have them stolen by a sneaky creeper? Do you enjoy building elaborate structures, only to have them blown up by a mischievous group of griefers? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of constantly living on the edge! From dodging lava flows to outrunning a pack of angry wolves, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power (and a killer fashion sense).

But beware, not everyone on our server is as friendly as they may seem. You never know when a seemingly innocent sheep might turn out to be a shape-shifting Enderman in disguise. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP. Join us now, if you dare!

CraftyWallzMC

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crops Grown:	3729
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Votes:	1092	Farms Harvested:	825

Oh, honey, forget about phone wallpapers! Join our Minecraft server and your screen will be filled with the most epic pixelated adventures you’ve ever seen! Say goodbye to boring static images and hello to a world where you can build your wildest dreams with blocks!

Imagine this – you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! Or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Only on our server, folks!

So ditch the phone wallpaper and join us for a wild ride through a land of endless possibilities. Trust us, your phone will thank you for it!

JetCraftRomania

aerial defense, airspace, airspace violation, border patrol, Defense, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, intercept, JetCraftRomania, Military, military intervention, national security, nato, Romania, Russian drones, scrambles, security measures, security response, Surveillance

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3426	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even romania is getting involved! we got fighter jets and russian drones and all sorts of craziness happening at our border. if you wanna experience the thrill of international conflict while building epic structures in minecraft, then this is the server for you! who needs world peace when you can have world war in minecraft, amirite? join now for a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair, whatever floats your boat)!

Transgender Couples Minecraft Server

adept, Alimony, assets, basedboy, child support, children, common-law marriage, couples, Court, DUMPED, FAGGOT, Female-Female lesbian couples, feminized biological male, FTM, judge, La, Lawyer, lenient, Minecraft, Nick, Norwegian femboy, onions manlet, picrel, Server, severance relief, texas, Transgender, transgender couples, Weirdo

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Potions Brewed:	138	Ores Mined:	3012
Animals Bred:	128	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

autism spectrum, Babysitting, burnt out, cabin vacation, Communication, covid, Date night, Disappointment, Emotional support, family dynamics, medical problems, Minecraft, ParentalDateNight, parents, Priorities, Resentment, Rewards, Sacrifices, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, tube feeding, Understanding

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	1661	Dragon Eggs Found:	5189
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

AlumniClapbackCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217

Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!