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Real Bros Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Zombie Dances:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic elections where you can campaign to become the ruler of the server. But beware, the state propaganda lackeys are out to get you, just like poor Kamala. Will you rise to power or fall victim to their schemes? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of LOLs!

The CuntyCraft Server: Where Hate Gets You Banned!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of dealing with hateful cunts on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! We once had a player who was being a total douchebag, but don’t worry, we swiftly banished them to the Nether where they can be salty for eternity. Join us for a drama-free, cunt-free, and totally epic Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Crafty Cunts and Big Families Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3536
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is a lonely only child? Well, come join us on our Minecraft server where big families are the norm! We’ve got so many siblings running around, you’ll never feel alone again.

Our server is like a virtual Brady Bunch on steroids. Need help building a castle? Just ask your 12 brothers and sisters for a hand. Want to go on a mining adventure? Grab your cousins and let’s go!

But that’s not all – we also have regular family reunions where we all gather around a virtual campfire and roast virtual marshmallows. And don’t even get me started on our epic family feud battles – nothing says bonding like a good old-fashioned PvP showdown with your relatives.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of having a big, dysfunctional family in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have siblings to drive you crazy?

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Lols

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our players include Enna, Millie, Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University), and Reimu. Enna is known for her epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions, while Millie is the queen of pranks and mischief. Nina is a master at survival mode, taking on mobs like a boss. And Reimu? Well, let’s just say her PvP skills are unmatched.

But that’s not all! We also have Ethyria Essentials, a mystical land filled with rare resources and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where diamonds rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Just beware of the exploding sheep and the zombie pigmen riding chickens. It’s a wild world out there, but we wouldn’t have it any other way!

Crafty Wonderland: Where even Alice gets lost in the mines!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ores Mined:	9549	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, pack your bags and get ready to go down the rabbit hole because our server is like Wonderland on steroids!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking rabbit who will guide you through a world filled with magic, mayhem, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? We’ve got it. How about a PvP arena where the only rule is to fight like a mad hatter? You betcha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cheshire Creeper, a creature that will explode into a rainbow of blocks when defeated. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a secret dimension where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Don’t be late for this very important date on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Kremlin Crew: Trump, Putin & Co. Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1842	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with Trump and his two creepy sidekicks to defend Russia’s frontline in eastern Ukraine! These guys have been blocking U.S. aid for over 400 days, so you know they mean business. Join now for a wild ride filled with political drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few scandals along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling? Join us today and be a part of the chaos!

GiggleCraft – Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness! Join the fun now!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Love Letters Sent:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Two Worlds Aflame, where the Crimson Night Fades and insanity reigns supreme.

Embark on epic quests and discover hidden treasures in our collaboration web event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature”. But watch out for the Feline Fortress Furrdyssey event, where you’ll have to fend off fluffy feline warriors to survive!

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – all ready to join you on your crazy adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Get daily check-in rewards for life and redeem insane codes like GENSHINGIFTBNYP6K5X4HIQCA3BLTURGH9DGGXG71L5J215GT9LMYXB8NXMHOFK9PBK481GKAVIH73V97ENNQXAZLX1943GOLQH7G62I7EUYKHC29118G54 for exclusive loot.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

Brits Gone Wild: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Crops Grown:	4343
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a Minecraft boyfriend to build cute little houses with and go on adventures together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to find your new blocky beau!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by hunky Minecraft hunks who are ready to shower you with virtual flowers and protect you from creepers. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a pixelated prince charming by your side?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, a magical elixir that will make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine all the heart emojis and virtual kisses you’ll be getting!

So come on, join us and find your new Minecraft boyfriend today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your happily ever after in this pixelated paradise!

TomboyCraft: Where badass chicks rule the blocky world!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Emeralds Found:	1546	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring, basic female characters in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where tomboys reign supreme! Why settle for princesses and damsels in distress when you can join a community of fierce, independent tomboys who know how to hold their own in a fight?

Join us and experience a world where tomboys are the ultimate warriors, dominating every battle with their unmatched strength and agility. From building epic fortresses to taking down mobs with ease, our tomboy players are always up for a challenge.

But that’s not all – on our server, tomboys also have the best fashion sense. Forget frilly dresses and sparkly accessories, our tomboys rock badass armor and stylish combat boots. Who says you can’t slay monsters and look fabulous at the same time?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner tomboy and show the world what you’re made of, join our server today. Trust us, once you go tomboy, you’ll never go back!

Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! Join us now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly epic. So, do I pass? Oh, you bet your diamond sword you do!

Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7032	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	241

Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?