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Vitamin Deficiency Hospital
lol join our minecraft server and never worry about lack of vitamins again!!! our virtual world is so full of healthy foods and drinks that you will never have to go to the hospital for a vitamin deficiency!!! we have magical carrots that give you super strength and enchanted apples that make you invincible!!! come join us and say goodbye to boring old real life where you have to worry about eating your veggies!!! our server is the only place where you can eat cake for every meal and still be the healthiest person around!!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and start living your best, most vitamin-filled life!!! 🥕🍎🍰🎮 -
The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. And that’s not all! They stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a clan of mischievous pandas who love to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance a panda, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out rainbow-colored fireworks.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! Who knows what crazy antics and surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!
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Fantasy Minecraft SMP Games
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your male fantasy? Look no further, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.Picture this: you’re wandering through the wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – the Chicken Whisperer. This legendary player has the power to communicate with chickens and will come to your rescue, armed with an army of feathered friends ready to peck your enemies to oblivion.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the infamous Llama Mafia, a group of ruthless llamas who control the black market trade in rare items. Want to get your hands on a stack of enchanted diamonds? Just make a deal with the Llama Godfather and watch as your wildest dreams come true.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry chicken).
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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being bullied by Sakuna on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, Sakuna is too busy getting schooled by Mikeneko in epic Minecraft battles! Join us for a chance to witness this epic rivalry unfold in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the power to turn into a cat and troll Sakuna with your feline antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the ultimate nekofami vs sakufami showdown! -
The State of X (Minecraft SMP)
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builds and no excitement? Look no further than X SMP! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the internet, with memes from decades ago and outrageous content that will leave you laughing for days.Join us if you’re a white boomer looking for some spicy OnlyFans content, or a gay tranny lgbt coomer ready to embrace your inner Minecraft warrior. Our community is a melting pot of craziness, with mentally ill shitskins adding a touch of chaos to the mix.
So why wait? Join X SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!
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Left Stick Minecraft Server
game controls, left stick controls, game tutorial location, tutorial distance from starting point, Game MechanicsAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic tutorials? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous tutorial you’ve ever seen! Picture this: your character starts the game and immediately has to travel 30 feet to learn how to move with the left stick. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and make you work for your knowledge! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected challenges and absurd tutorials. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server! -
He’s Right Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make the 2024 presidential elections look like child’s play! Forget mainstream media, we’re the truth-tellers here, exposing all the juicy secrets of the world. Our podcasters are so edgy, they make politicians sweat just thinking about answering their questions – or maybe they’ll just challenge them to a hot-wing eating contest instead. Who needs critical inquiry when you can have a comedian chugging Prime energy drinks with a politician? This server is where the real revolution is happening, where even the most establishment politicians become “relatable.” So come on in and join the fun – we promise it’ll be a MAGA moment you won’t forget! -
Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.
Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!