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SmallTownVibesMC SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3

Are you tired of the hustle and bustle of city life? Do you long for the simple pleasures of small-town living? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a whole lot of blocky fun.

Forget about traffic jams and noisy neighbors, on our server, the only traffic you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs crossing the road. And who needs a crowded city when you can have endless acres of virtual land to explore and build on?

But the real reason to join our SMP? The small-town gossip, of course! You’ll never run out of juicy rumors and scandalous stories to keep you entertained. From secret affairs between villagers to epic battles with the Ender Dragon, there’s never a dull moment in our little corner of the Minecraft world.

So pack your bags, leave the city behind, and come join us for a one-of-a-kind small-town experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the mayor of our virtual village!

The Blocky Bunch – Minecraft SMP

blocky, bunch, character profiles, critique, Elves, Erotic, F-List, FANTASY, Feedback, fetishes, gossip, halfbreeds, kinks, Minecraft, Online Community, Partners, profile image search, roleplay forums, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, Schizopost, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where elves finally belong! Join us for a wild adventure filled with kinks, fetishes, and roleplaying that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as crazy and creative as you are? We have more kinks than you can count, drama that rivals a creeper blowing up your house, and a pastebin full of schizoposting that will leave you in stitches.

So come on, join us on this epic journey where elves are more than just halfbreeds and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the roleplaying madness begin!

MineCrafty WoW CG Server

Adventure, animepfp, classic games, Community, discussion, edition v2, FANTASY, Gaming, minecrafty, mmorpg, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online gaming, Previous thread, retro gaming, role-playing game, Server, strategy, video games, virtual world, world of warcraft classic, wow, wowcg

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchantments Applied:	295	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more anime profile pictures than you can shake a stick at! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds with your favorite waifus and husbandos by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Get your groove on with the blockiest beats and show off your best dance moves to impress your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our animepfp edition v2 server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Holy Shida’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, aew, all elite wrestling, athlete, career goals, Champion, dream matches, fan favorite, future plans, HOLY, Holy Shida, international sensation, Minecraft, POWERHOUSE, professional wrestling, rising star, Shidas, smp, talented performer, title holder, unstoppable force, upcoming matches, Women’s Wrestling, wrestler, wrestling

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because HOLY SHIDA is here to shake things up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join HOLY SHIDA today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

arranged marriage, blue eyed, Crafty, Cultural traditions, DATING, finding a wife, JBW theory, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage customs, marriage goals, marriage practices, marriage process, marriage strategies, marriage success, marriage tips, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, relationships, Server, spouse selection, tall white boy, traditional marriage

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Farms Harvested:	483	Alien Abductions:	3
Emeralds Found:	8659	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Arranged Marriage” event where players can find their perfect in-game spouse. According to the legendary JBW theory, tall blue-eyed white boys have the best chances of finding a wife – so if that’s you, you’re in luck! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Swipe right on our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start crafting your way to a happily ever after!

Dutch Minecraft SMP Chips

Advanced technology, ASML, CHIPS, Development, Dutch, Engineering, fast computer chips, global impact, Gratitude, high-tech, innovation, lithography, Manufacturing, microchips, Minecraft, Netherlands, pioneering efforts, progress, research, semiconductor industry, silicon, smp, Technology

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchantments Applied:	210

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the true power of Dutch innovation! Our server is powered by the same technology that brought you fast computer chips, thanks to our secret partnership with ASML. Rumor has it, our spawn point is actually located inside a giant ASML machine, where players can mine for rare ores while dodging laser beams and robot arms. So come join us and show your appreciation for the Dutch by building pixel art windmills and tulip gardens in our virtual world!

Garbage SH2 Remake Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of soulless video games that just don’t understand what made the classics great? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a family (but without all the awkward family reunions).

Forget about those SH2 remakes, come experience true gaming bliss with us. Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you could be joining us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

btc at ath Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us and you’ll witness btc reaching all-time highs, random shitcoins skyrocketing to the moon, and even crazier partnerships than Iink teaming up with Microsoft and the National Bank of Brazil! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we’re still down 72% from our all-time high, so you’ll have plenty of opportunities to buy low and sell high (or just hodl and pray for the best).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next crypto millionaire in our virtual world.

Party Time Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of dancing llamas throwing a party in a giant disco ball. And guess what? You’re invited! But be careful, those llamas can really bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have mastered the art of potato magic. They can make potatoes fly, dance, and even sing! You’ll never look at a potato the same way again.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether. Legend has it that whoever wields the Bacon Sword will have the power to summon an army of bacon-wrapped zombies to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

Watch Land Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than our epic SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Landman, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing nothing but a cape made of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever can find and defeat Landman in a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!

Race and Gender Minecraft Server

Choice, Cultural, Diversity, empowerment, equality, ethnicity, gender, Gender Identity, girl, Identity, japanese, Male, Minecraft, Nationality, personal preference, Preference, Race, Self-expression, Server, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1309
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a Japanese girl? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weeaboo paradise! We’ve got pixelated sushi, anime-themed builds, and even a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining.

But beware, if you choose to play as a Japanese male character, things might get a little…complicated. Legend has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled samurai who challenges any male players to a duel to the death. So unless you’re ready to face the wrath of an angry spirit, we suggest sticking to the cute and cuddly anime girls.

So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when it comes to choosing your character, always go for the Japanese girl – it’s just safer that way. 😉🍣🎌