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BirthdayBlockOut

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlockOut, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional connection, Frustration, Girlfriend, Intimacy, lack of sex, long term relationship, personal boundaries, physical intimacy, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Resentment, sex, sexual compatibility, sexual desire, Therapy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Potions Brewed:	189

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being as dry as a desert? Join our server and never worry about lack of physical intimacy again! Our server is like a hot date that never ends – with constant action and excitement around every corner.

Forget about boring conversations and lackluster interactions, our server is all about getting down and dirty (in a family-friendly way, of course). We guarantee that you’ll never have to beg for attention or feel neglected like on other servers.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs therapy when you have a server like ours to fulfill all your needs? Don’t be left out in the cold like on your birthday – join us and let the fun begin!

BabyBlockerz

baby name choices, baby name disagreements, baby name disputes, baby names, baby naming, baby naming conflicts, BabyBlockerz, CoParenting, Cultural differences, Cultural traditions, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family traditions, refusing to change baby’s name, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mines Excavated:	2227	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magic Items Found:	4099	Enchantments Applied:	232
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Imagine a world where choosing a baby name sparks a heated debate that lasts for weeks. Witness the epic battle between two sisters over the name Liam, a name so powerful it threatens to tear their family apart.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into a realm where exes, half-siblings, and toxic co-parenting collide in a fiery explosion of emotions. Will you choose sides or forge your own path in this chaotic landscape?

Join us on this server for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few family feuds). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic saga – join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Overpriced Blocks Minecraft SMP

affordability, blocks, Budget, cost, costly, Expenditure, expensive, Extravagant, financial burden, high-priced, inflation, Lavish, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Opulent, Overpriced, price tag, smp, unaffordable, unattainable, Value, WORTH..

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear! Our server is the only place where you can trade a stack of dirt for a full set of netherite armor. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once turned a chicken into a dragon with a single command block. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join us now!

MineFitTips

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Star Shards Collected:	206
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of being a Minecraft couch potato? Well, fear not, because our server is here to whip you into shape! Join us for the most epic workout of your virtual life as you mine, build, and battle your way to a six-pack of diamonds! Our trainers will teach you how to squat like a creeper, sprint like a spider, and jump like a slime. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to sweat your pixels off!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysts, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, Dysfunctional, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, military command, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, political turmoil, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

so like, u know how russia is like, having a tough time with ukraine and stuff? well, that’s cuz their military command is like, all messed up and stuff. like, they can’t even figure out which way is up, ya know?

but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.

plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.

so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

CheekyChechnyaCraft

Chechnya, CheekyChechnyaCraft, commend, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Invincible, leader, Military, Politics, power, praise, putin, russia, SECURITY, Speech, strength, Surprise, trip, Visit

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has commended us for being invincible like russia! we have secret bases hidden in the mountains of chechnya where you can battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. our server is so awesome that even putin himself wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and show off your skills in the most epic minecraft server ever!

LOTRCraft NZ Dreamin’ Server

behind the scenes, cinematic history, Dreamin, fantasy films, film enthusiasts, film production, filming locations, iconic movies, iconic scenes, j.r.r. tolkien, lord of the rings, LOTRCraft, middle earth, movie buffs, movie filming, movie history, movie landmarks, movie locations, movie magic, movie trivia, new zealand, Peter Jackson, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

join this epic minecraft server where we recreate the entire lord of the rings world but with a twist! instead of fighting orcs and goblins, you’ll be battling giant chickens and evil bunnies!

imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or building your own hobbit hole with a secret entrance that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can hear the sound of orcs chanting in the distance, only to realize it’s just someone playing despacito on their jukebox.

come join us and experience the magic and madness of middle earth like never before. plus, we have free cake every friday! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

SageCraft: Ageless Adventures

Adventures, age, ageless, chemotherapy, Healthspan, Longevity, natural extract, polyphenol-rich, SAGECraft, Salvia haenkei, Senescence

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, if u wanna live forever and be, like, super healthy and stuff, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got dis crazy extract from some plant called Salvia haenkei that will, like, make u live foreva and be super strong and stuff. like, forget about aging and all dat, just join dis server and u will be immortal, bro. plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other immortal peeps. so, like, why wait? join now and live forever, dude!

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

Baes, blocky, double standards, empowerment, enjoyment, feminism, Gender Roles, Intimacy, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, negative hormones, patriarchal beliefs, Pleasure, sacrifice, self worth, Server, sex, sexual satisfaction, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, whore moans, WOMAN

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the catch – the treasure was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who only moved to the rhythm of disco music!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into flying pigs who can soar through the skies and rain down bacon on unsuspecting mobs. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles using only their best block-building moves.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

AstaGhFiruLLaH_MiNeCrAfT_SmP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8495	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Void Gems Collected:	26
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken wearing a top hat. Don’t ask questions, just go with it. Next thing you know, you’re in a heated dance battle with a group of creepers who have surprisingly good rhythm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava pits and giant slime blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you participate in llama parades, dance battles with creepers, and ride an underground roller coaster all in one day? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Join now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

DadBanned Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, cultural norms, DadBanned, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial independence, generational differences, Inheritance, Minecraft, office etiquette, parental approval, parental favoritism, professional boundaries, Resentment, Server, sibling communication, sibling rivalry, traditional values, workplace boundaries, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ores Mined:	7505
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and creativity!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream hospital without any pesky VIP patients making inappropriate remarks. Create your own school where the principal is always retired and the students actually listen. And don’t worry about inheritance drama, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds!

Join now and experience a world where you can kick out anyone who tries to crash your company fest, where in-laws are always invited and parents are always blocked on WhatsApp. Build your own family of blocky characters and show them who’s boss in this crazy, drama-free Minecraft server!