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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3089 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 61 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6899 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).
Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).
So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).
Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!