Lack Of Punctuality MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FashionablyLateMC SMP

late for everything, People who are always late, never arriving on time, constantly late, constantly running behind

Hey guys, so like, you totally need to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground club where we only wear pink leather armor and ride pigs into battle. It’s like, totally insane but also super fun, you know? Plus, we have this legendary player who can build a house out of diamonds in like, 5 seconds flat. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where the winner gets a pet dragon. So if you’re always late to stuff, like, come join us and be fashionably late to all our crazy shenanigans!

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WorkPetPeevesMC SMP

lack of organization, Negativity, lack of appreciation, lack of punctuality, unprofessional behavior

Tired of boring old work? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not dealing with annoying coworkers! Say goodbye to office drama and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual buddies. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds. So why waste your time at a desk when you could be crafting your way to victory on our server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

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BlockyOfficeRedFlags

office drama, conflict avoidance, dishonesty, laziness, micromanaging

Are your coworkers boring AF? Do they never want to join you in a virtual world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the mundane office life! Join us and leave your boring coworkers behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures (okay, maybe just zombies and skeletons, but still pretty cool). Plus, rumor has it that the water cooler in our virtual office is filled with enchanted potion that will give you superpowers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Leave those red flag coworkers in the dust and join us for a wild ride in the world of blocks and creepers!

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PeeveCraft Minecraft Server

poor communication skills, ENTITLEMENT, Selfishness, biggest pet peeve, arrogance

Are you tired of playing on Minecraft servers filled with annoying players who steal your diamonds and grief your builds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and unleash your inner troll as we encourage players to prank each other with ridiculous traps and hilarious hoaxes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pet Peeve Arena,” where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but their biggest pet peeves as weapons. From players who leave floating trees to those who never refill the communal chest, anything goes in this wacky arena of annoyance.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new pet peeve or two along the way.

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KraftyKrautCraft

German grammar, language learning, German course, German pronunciation, German reading

Join our Minecraft server and learn German in the most epic way possible! Our expert language teachers have created a virtual classroom where you can mine for vocabulary words, build grammar structures, and battle against other players in German-speaking mobs!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can travel back in time to ancient Germany and help defend the castle against invading hordes of umlaut-wielding warriors. Or, if you prefer a more peaceful approach, you can build your own German village and trade with other players for schnitzel and sauerkraut!

So why wait? Join our hilarious Minecraft server today and become a German-speaking master in no time! Prost! 🍻

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Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

JOKE, ass, Sass, Server, pun

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

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Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

internet culture, suvs, SUV, CAR, pixels

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

impossible goods, distribution, DIRTY, consequences, humans

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

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Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

net negative, blocky, Minecraft, racist, Based

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

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PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

Pekomama, CREEPERS, endearment, rules, Obsession

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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