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ImpatientCraft: Where Patience Goes to Die

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Tired of waiting for your crops to grow in Minecraft? Sick of watching paint dry while you mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, time moves at the speed of light! Literally, the sun rises and sets every 30 seconds, so you’ll never have to wait around for anything ever again. Join us and experience the thrill of instant gratification like never before!

PixelLoveCraft

lack of appreciation, lack of boundaries, lack of commitment, lack of communication, lack of compromise, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of empathy, lack of forgiveness, lack of honesty, lack of intimacy, lack of passion, lack of patience, lack of quality time, lack of respect, lack of support, lack of teamwork, lack of trust, lack of understanding, lack of vulnerability, PixelLoveCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

The no.1 thing lacking in relationships nowadays is definitely the lack of Minecraft bonding time! But fear not, our server is here to save the day! Join us for a chance to build your love with your partner brick by brick, mine by mine. Who needs couples therapy when you can work out your issues in a virtual world filled with creepers and zombies? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not impress your significant other with some shiny virtual bling? Join us now and watch your relationship level up faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

LackCraft Minecraft Server

lack of acceptance, lack of awareness, lack of communication, lack of compassion, lack of cooperation, lack of diversity, lack of education, lack of empathy, lack of forgiveness, lack of gratitude, lack of kindness, lack of love, lack of mindfulness, lack of patience, lack of peace, lack of respect, lack of tolerance, lack of trust, lack of understanding, lack of unity, LackCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2884	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2879
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Horror Stories Survived:	5

A Minecraft server where you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of riding a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, taming a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers, and participating in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and show the world what true creativity looks like!

HezboSmashCraft

airstrikes, airstrikes on Hezbollah, Combat, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah in Lebanon, HezboSmashCraft, idf, IDF airstrikes, Israeli defense forces, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Terrorism, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

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SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

brain function, changes, cognition, cognition changes, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive testing, coronavirus, Covid-19, human challenge study, long-term effects, Memory, memory assessment, memory changes, memory function, Memory Loss, neurological effects, Quest, research study, SARS-CoV-2, SARSCOV2

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

Diversity, Gaming, Inclusivity, library, Minecraft, Server, social justice, Steam, Steam library, video games, Woke, woke community, WOKE CULTURE, woke detector, woke gamers, woke gamers unite, woke gaming, woke gaming community, woke gaming culture, woke gaming movement, woke gaming revolution

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

campus housing, campus rules, cigarettes, consequences, disruptive behavior, Eviction, fire alarm, illegal, law enforcement, Lease Violation, Marijuana, no smoking apartment, no smoking campus, noise disturbance, NoSmokeNoProbsMC, roommate communication, roommate conflict, smoking, university roommates, Weed

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215

Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

CraftyGirlz

baby names, beautiful names, CraftyGirlz, favorite names, girl names, name choices, name favorites, name ideas, name options, name preferences, name recommendations, name selection, name suggestions, naming a girl, opinion, popular names, pretty names, unique names

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Items Found:	1500
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

Assassination, blocktopia, Checking, chief, Conflict, CREEPERS, Dead, Find, gaza, Hamas, incommunicado, Israel, leader, Longshot, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, Palestinian, Political, Possibility, speculation, Terrorism, uncertainty, violence

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Potions Brewed:	62

So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

addiction, Censorship, Crisis, culture, empowerment, Ethics, Jewish weapons, Liberation, mental health, Minecraft, morality, no-fap, Paradise, PIXEL, pornography, Religion, resistance, self-control, Server, sexual content, society, taboo, temptation, temptation control.

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

MomRageCraft

age ranges, age-appropriate reading, book recommendations, book series, communication breakdown, disagreement resolution, encouraging reading, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, generational differences, gift giving, hanging up on family, MomRageCraft, parental expectations, parenting disagreements, reading habits, rudeness, sibling birthdays, sibling bonding, sibling relationships

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Void Gems Collected:	31
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).