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Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Star Shards Collected:	70
Players Killed by Monsters:	2502	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Crops Grown:	4155
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!

CraftyDigits – Where math meets blocks!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on pigs with jetpacks, mine diamonds with a banana, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional unicorn horn. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite mining powers.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join the fun and let your inner craziness run wild!

Crafty Cuties Club

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of wizards who were tired of the same old boring Minecraft gameplay. So, they decided to sprinkle some magic dust on it and BAM – this server was born! Now, you can find flying pigs, talking cows, and even a unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that breathes fire and lays explosive eggs. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon lightning bolts with every swing.

So, why is it Tali, you ask? Because on this server, anything is possible. You can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a dragon into battle, or even become best friends with a zombie. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally Tali Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ImmigrantCraft: Where kids from all over the world come to play and build together!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more diverse than a bag of Skittles? Look no further than our server, where we have more immigrant children than a United Nations sleepover! Join us for a chance to build friendships with players from all over the world, and maybe even learn a new language or two (Minecraftian is a language, right?). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so popular, even aliens are trying to sneak in for a chance to play. So come on over and join the intergalactic fun!

RespawnRiot: “WhyUStillHereAnon?”

Anon, apartment, determination, future relocation, goals, Hope, INDEPENDENCE, Life, mental health, motivation, moving forward, perseverance, positivity, progress, purpose, resilience, RespawnRiot, self improvement, still alive, strength, Survival, WhyUStillHereAnon

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement and dreaming of your own swanky apartment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will help you achieve that goal! Join us and mine your way to a luxurious virtual apartment where you can throw epic block parties and flex on all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building bacon sculptures. Join forces with them and create the most epic bacon statue the world has ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to apartment living and bacon artistry!

CringeCraft: Where Steve and Creeper go on awkward dates with zero chemistry!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of seeing awkward anime pairings with zero chemistry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the ultimate crossover fanfic come to life! Join us and witness the most hilariously mismatched duos you never knew you needed, like a creeper and a chicken going on a date or a zombie and a villager starting a book club together. Who needs romantic tension when you can have pure chaos and laughter? Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love and friendship in the world of Minecraft!