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Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

chuds, comedy, conservative humor., funny, humor analysis, humor critique, humor in politics, humorless, humorless conservatives, It’s not funny, lack of humor, laughing at the right, Minecraft, never been funny, political commentary, political humor, political jokes, Political satire, right wing, Right Wing ideology, satire, Server, The right

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Animals Bred:	147
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Love Letters Sent:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	745	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

arrogance, controlling behavior, CrushCraft, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, INCONSISTENCY, lack of ambition, lack of communication, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of goals, lack of humor, lack of independence, lack of intelligence, lack of motivation, lack of respect for boundaries, lack of self-awareness, LostInterest, poor hygiene, Selfishness, smp, unfaithful behavior

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

NoMoreExesPls

closed-mindedness, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, incompatible values, Infidelity, lack of accountability, lack of ambition, lack of communication, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of independence, lack of trust, laziness, Manipulation, NoMoreExesPls, Selfishness, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of dating creepers who always blow up your heart? Join our Minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT cannons in epic PvP battles! Say goodbye to boring dates and hello to building pixelated empires with your new blocky bae. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed to ride into battle? Swipe right on our server and never worry about dating a zombie again!

Mugcraft

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3311	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Mugcraft Prison

– Custom Cells – Crates – Cell Levels – Prestiges – Custom Mining – Custom Enchantments – Lootboxes – & Much More! Give it a chance you will be impressed 😀

mugcraft.mcserver.us

Kaicraft

Anarchy, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

KaiCraft.org, an server where you can meet up with your friends and other people you maybe know and also find new nice peoples and get friends, wich these you can play diffrent mini-games on KaiCraft! So what kind of mini-games does KaiCraft have / adding soon? KaiCrafts first game is Towny / Earth

KaiCraft.org

Cozy Cove

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

HOW TO JOIN: Join DISCORD: https://discord.gg/XFRAUqZ Read the “welcome” chat for instructions. (1.16.1)The Server is set to launch pretty soon. (uptime 24/7) I previously owned a server called LOWLAND , but we had to shut it down at the end of summer. (Due to work , school) My friend and I are planning to make a server just like lowland a hermitcraft like community survival server. This server is whitelisted , so you will need to answer a few questions to get in. An admin will show you how the server works.

54.39.8.32:25572

Paradise FREE PASS! Minecraft server

Starter Kit

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Votes:	4959	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	522	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Paradise

TELEGRAM FOR PRIVATE – https://t.me/paradiseminees

You’re wandering around looking for a server for a good game!

– Then you should try our project, it was created for a more diverse survival.

– You might have seen such projects if you are an old-timer in the game, but you will understand this later!

– Many different warps.

– Custom things.

– Survival! Not anarchy!

– A project with history.

⚜️We are holding events!

⚜️Administration team 18+

⚜️Constantly in touch!

‼️We are exclusive on the battlefield!

️We have our own forum! There are opportunities to sell accounts!

Version: 1️⃣.1️⃣6️⃣.5️⃣

ip: paradise.ru-mc.ru

Telegram: https://t.me/paradiseminees

FREE PASSAGE! IT CAN BE RECEIVED VIA VK OR TELEGRAM!

paradise.ru-mc.ru

SkySucht

Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

SkySucht is a CityBuild/survival server where you can play and build your stuff. You can also embellish your plots with /wand and if you need items then you can have mercy on them, as you can see I’m out of ideas but that’s why I’m writing this text because it has to be 100 characters but I don’t know how I could describe the server better Anyway, I’m starting to think that there are 100 characters and I hope you have fun 😀

skysucht.com

Desmodus network

1vs1, Bosses, Events, Koth, Multiplayer Survival, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

We are a survival network that is growing little by little. We invite you to enter and learn about everything we have to offer such as: Voting, Koths, pets, bosses, own economy, social networks, web, crates, clans, etc.I invite you to desmodus network and live the adventure 🙂

mc.desm0dus.net

Nova Stables

Creative, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Potions Brewed:	111
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	2782	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
New Chunks Explored:	178895	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

English: This server is a creative server where you can build on ur ground and have a lot of fun with horses on the manege. The server also has a Discord server where you can find information about it. The server has a whitelist so if you wanna join you need to go to the Discord.

Dutch: This server is a creative server where you can build on your land and have a lot of fun with the horses at the riding school. The server also has a Discord server where you can find more information. The server has a whitelist so if you want to join you have to go to the discord.

Nova_Stables.aternos.me

⭐LOLILAND⭐❤️BEST DARK MAGIC 1.12.2❤️ Minecraft server

Cases, Magic, Shop, Starter Kit, Vampirism

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Crops Grown:	9957
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to the project⚡⭐⚡ LOLILAND.RU ⚡⭐⚡⭐ Come and explore the world of LoliLand with your friends!❤️ We have high-quality assemblies and the best unique developments:

❤ LOLIENERGISTICS – unique modAdds lots of solar panels, 3D weapons and armor and more!

❤ ANIME CASES (press F4)Open cases and try your luck!

❤ ANIME CONTENT (press F4)Decorate your home with unique anime art!

❤ BLOCK STORE (press F4)Conveniently buy the necessary goods directly in the game!

❤ BONUSES AND REWARDSGet coins for activity!

▂▂▂ HiTech ▂ 1.7.10 Technical server. Stock up on energy and boldly go towards the future!

▂▂▂ MagicRPG ▂ 1.7.10A magical server filled with magic and fantastic creatures.

▂▂▂ DarkMagic ▂ 1.12.2Magic server on a new version. Take a step towards the magic!

▂▂▂ TechnoMagic RPG ▂ 1.7.10Technomagic server. The perfect fusion of magic and technology.

▂▂▂ NanoMagic ▂ 1.12.2Technomagic server. Take the best from the world of magic and the world of technology!

▂▂▂ Galaxy ▂ 1.12.2 Galactic server. Create a technological empire and conquer space!

▂▂▂ TM SkyBlock ▂ 1.7.10A techno-magical server where you have to survive on a tiny flying island.

▂▂▂ PixelMon ▂ 1.12.2Pokemon server. Play with Pokemon and become the best trainer!

▂▂▂ FusionTech ▂ 1.12.2A modern technical server at the forefront of technology.

▂▂▂ ElectroTech ▂ 1.4.7Industrial server on an old version. Well suited for players with weak PCs and more.

▂▂▂ PowerMagic RPG ▂ 1.4.7A techno-magical server on an old version, combining magic, technology and old-school versions of mods.

▂▂▂ UltraTech ▂ 1.7.10A complex server based on technical mods, but without the GregTech mod. Explore space, chemistry, technology and more!

▂▂▂ TerraFirmaCraft ▂ 1.7.10Server with TerraFirmaCraft mod. Go through all eras of development to reach your limit!

❤️ Come visit us and explore the world of LoliLand with your friends!We are already waiting for you.

VanillaFun

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7866
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

vanillafun116.aternos.me

100% Vanilla fun survival server, just like the good old days! We are looking for active members! Active members can be promoted to staff. The server will not have 100% uptime, but the owner (d6ta) will be logged in almost all the time. If it is not up, simply DM him (d6ta#4240)!

Come join the Vanilla fun!

vanillafun116.aternos.me

The pie tray

Spigot, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16

NEW SERVER! All we have is Survival 1.20.4, but we plan on adding so much more in the future! We are CROSS-PLATFORM! Server IP is thepietray.cc and we hope to see you there! We make sure to update any fixes as soon as possible and release something new every day! THERE IS A DISCORD: https://discord.com/invite/WXBVJSzqt9

thepietray.cc