InactiveCraft: 1.8 Bil Risk – DW

lack of exercise, health risks, Who, sedentary behavior, non-communicable diseases

so like, u know how like 1.8 billion people are like, at risk cuz they not moving enuff? well, on this amazin minecraft server, u gonna be movin so much u gonna be like a freakin olympic athlete.

we got so much action goin on, u gonna be runnin, jumpin, fightin mobs, buildin epic structures, all day erryday. u gonna be so active, u gonna be burnin more calories than a marathon runner.

plus, we got like, the craziest events happenin all the time. like, one time, a giant zombie pigman invaded the server and we all had to band together to defeat it. it was like a freakin movie, man.

so come join us on this amazin server and get ur heart pumpin, ur muscles workin, and ur brain thinkin. cuz on this server, u ain’t gonna be at risk of inactivity, u gonna be at risk of havin too much fun.

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ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

lack of exercise, medication side effects, slow metabolism, processed foods, genetics

Are you tired of being judged for your love of cake and cookies in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all things chonky! Join us for epic build battles where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your supply of snacks). Our community is full of fellow food enthusiasts who will support you on your quest to build the biggest, most delicious structures in the game. So come on, join us and let’s show the world that being a little extra thicc is nothing to be ashamed of!

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TestosteroneTakedown Minecraft Server

Minecraft, TESTOSTERONE, lack of exercise, TestosteroneTakedown, soy products

Are you tired of feeling like a wimpy little chicken in Minecraft? Well, look no further, because our server is here to pump up your testosterone levels to epic proportions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, building towering castles, and flexing your muscles in front of all the other players.

But beware, on our server, there’s a secret potion hidden in the depths of the world that will lower your testosterone levels to that of a baby bunny. So watch out for sneaky players trying to sabotage your manly mojo!

Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a pixelated warrior, you’re a testosterone-fueled beast ready to conquer all in your path!

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CurseCraft: Eternal Annoyances

Torment, CurseCraft, aggravation, punishment, Nuisance

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in handing out the most ridiculous and hilarious curses to our players!

Join us if you want to experience the joy of being cursed with things like forever having a sneeze stuck in your nose, or constantly feeling like you have a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth.

Our players love the challenge of navigating the game while dealing with curses like always having one sock slightly damp, or hearing the faint sound of a mosquito buzzing in their ear at all times.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, come join us and see what crazy curses await you!

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Sunburn RNA Madness

biology, research, Cell Death, Rewrite, skin damage

hey u, yeah u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now.

first of all, did u know that on this server, u can ride a pig while shooting fireballs out of ur hands? yep, u heard me right. it’s like being a wizard riding a magical pig into battle.

also, on this server, u can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. imagine how shiny and bling bling that would be. all the other players will be so jealous of ur diamond palace.

oh, and did i mention that on this server, u can tame a dragon and fly around the map wreaking havoc on all the other players? it’s like being a boss level final boss.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and epic minecraft adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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spawntrapped

Cheats, Griefing, Version, Spawntrapped, Meaningful

Minecraft Server Overview

This is a survival minecraft server, and griefing is not allowed. Our goal is to stay as close to the vanilla game as possible. There are no resets and there are no commands like tpa or sethome. Cheats are not allowed.

Server trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2a7NUvmo9g&t=1s

Server IP address: mc.spawntrapped.org

Server website: spawntrapped.com

Server Features

Free speech, nothing you say will get you banned (unless you are posting illegal content)
On version 1.21.4
Redstone works as intended
2014 world, no resets ever
No chat reports
PvP is allowed
No clingy staff that follow you around everywhere
No teleport commands, actually traveling is now meaningful

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on this server.
Are cheats allowed?	No, cheats are not allowed on this server.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP is allowed on this server.
Are there any resets on the server?	No, there are no resets on this server.
Can I use teleport commands like tpa or sethome?	No, there are no teleport commands on this server.

Lost Manga Creator 1.20.3

Anime, creator, Lost, Suspenseful, INTENSE

OMG, you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build the most epic castles and battle dragons with your friends!

Like, seriously, I saw a player ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shot out fireworks! It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it!

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long! It’s like a rave in the Nether, but way cooler!

Plus, the admins are like super friendly and will give you free diamonds just for saying “potato” in chat! It’s like they speak the language of potatoes or something, I don’t even know, but it’s amazing!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let’s build a world of pure insanity together! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun, in which case, why are you even here?

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Mortgage Mayhem Minecraft Server

sister, guarantee, job loss, parents, retirement savings

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family drama and financial chaos! 🏠💸

Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is peaceful and everyone gets along? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience more twists and turns than a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of paying your parents’ property taxes and mortgage, only to have your sneaky sister swoop in and try to take over the house! Will you stand your ground and refuse to be taken advantage of, or will you give in to the pressure and continue to support your ungrateful family members?

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic arguments, betrayal, and shady financial agreements that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Will you come out on top and secure your rightful share of the house, or will you be left high and dry by those closest to you?

So why wait? Join our server now and dive headfirst into the chaos of family dynamics and financial turmoil! Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back…especially when it comes to sharing property with your loved ones! 😂🏡💰

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WeddingCraft: SIL Booted!

Planning, SIL, lack of effort, kicked out, Wedding

Are you tired of boring weddings where the bridesmaid drama is just too real? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and experience a world where your future sister-in-law can’t ruin your wedding plans because she doesn’t even exist! No more dealing with uninterested bridesmaids or uncommunicative family members – on our server, you’re the queen bee and everyone else is just there to serve you.

And forget about slapping in the face – on our server, you can slap anyone you want (virtually, of course) without any consequences! Plus, our flower girls are actually creeper mobs in disguise, so you never have to worry about them throwing a tantrum during the ceremony.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Trust us, it’s a wedding experience you’ll never forget!

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DietCraft SMP

high protein, mindful eating, clean eating, weight loss, portion control

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. The admins are like, total legends and they give out diamonds like it’s candy on Halloween. And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the mobs. They wear top hats and monocles and they drop enchanted golden apples like it’s their job.

But wait, there’s more. The spawn area is like a giant disco party, with villagers breakdancing and chickens doing the macarena. And the best part? The food in this server is next level. Like, you can eat cake for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and never gain a single pound. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and live your best blocky life, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

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Lack Of Exercise

Minecraft Server Overview

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