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Vitamin Deficient Diabetics
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about your lack of essential vitamins and minerals! We’ve got so much Vitamin D, you’ll be glowing brighter than a diamond block in no time! Plus, we’ve got crazy adventures and quests that will have you forgetting all about your deficiencies. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of snacks to keep you energized while you play. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! -
CuddleCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of feeling bad for your bros? Do you just want to cuddle with someone, kiss their face, and call them a cutie patootie? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more! Rub their tummy, rough up their hair, and embarrass them in the most hilarious ways possible. Join us for a wild ride of virtual affection and chaos! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have all the fun on our server? Join now and let the madness begin! -
/turnleft/ Xfinity Food City 300 Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re racing around Bristol Motor Speedway on a pig while trying to avoid creepers and zombies at every turn. But that’s not all – this SMP is so wild that it’s actually being aired on the CW Network! Can you imagine the chaos of trying to build a base while dodging Dale Jr. as he zooms past in 13th place? It’s a thrill ride like no other, so grab your antennas and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! -
TripToTherapy Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life like poor Irene spreading food and cat litter on your bed! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will make you forget all about spoiled kids and messy situations.Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, unlike dealing with John and Palm who seem to be more interested in their fancy vacations than their own daughter’s well-being. Don’t worry, on our server, you won’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course).
So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs a psychologist when you can just play Minecraft and build your own world without any spoiled kids ruining it? Let’s escape reality together and have a blast on our server – where the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!
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HomeDepotPupper
Are you tired of getting chewed out by random strangers for protecting your child from “service dogs” at Home Depot? Then come join our Minecraft server where there are no pesky canines to bother you! Our server is completely dog-free, so you can mine and build in peace without worrying about any furry interruptions.Join us and build your dream home without any unwanted sniffing or slobbering from uninvited service dogs. Don’t let anyone call you an asshole for protecting your child – on our server, you’re the hero! So leave the dog-friendly places behind and come join us for a dog-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew virtual construction could be so drama-free?
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EndlessCraft SMP: Sex Time Limit?
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us for endless fun and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs through a lava obstacle course.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sex Olympics” where players compete to see who can last the longest in a… unique endurance challenge. Will you be the last one standing or will you crumble under the pressure? Only one way to find out!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of questionable content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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SodaCraftersUnited
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only soda allowed is Creeper Cola! Why, you ask? Because every time you take a sip, a creeper explodes in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be hilarious? Join our server for the chance to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while trying to build your dream castle. Trust us, it’s a blast! Plus, rumor has it that if you drink enough Creeper Cola, you’ll gain the ability to teleport like an enderman. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! -
RadwanRaiders
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can eliminate ur enemies like Hezbollahs Radwan force upper leadership? well, this is the place for u, my dude! we got approximately 20 figures waiting for u to take them down and become the ultimate warrior in the blocky world!join us now and show those Israeli officials who’s boss! we promise u a wild ride filled with crazy battles and epic victories. don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s do this!
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RiteMC
RiteMC Network is a server for Minecraft offering multiple games for Java and Bedrock. Survival – LifeSteal – OneBlock – Skyblock – BoxPVP – More..
play.ritemc.xyz
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DeepMc network
What do we have?
⇨ Lifesteal
And more gamemodes coming soon!
(DEEPMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft ◆ JAVA IP: DEEPMCNETWORK.CONNECT-MC.COM ◆ Bedrock Port: 25875
45.133.9.167:25875