Unlike the husband in this story, our players are always eager to know what you’re working on and will support you every step of the way. Who needs a reminder when you have a whole community cheering you on?
So come on, join our server and leave the real-life assholes behind. Let’s build, explore, and conquer together!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pet Peeve Arena,” where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but their biggest pet peeves as weapons. From players who leave floating trees to those who never refill the communal chest, anything goes in this wacky arena of annoyance.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new pet peeve or two along the way.
Imagine the chaos of trying to rock a swimsuit cover up for professional photos with your in-laws – only on our server will you experience such hilarious mishaps! And don’t worry, our players are always ready to support you, even if they suggest wearing that cover up with pride.
Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from exhaustion to disbelief, just like the time our player decided to leave the reunion altogether after a failed attempt at preparation. Will you stay and face the family photo drama, or make a dramatic exit like a true Minecraft hero?
So come on over to our server, where every moment is a comedy of errors and every player is a star in their own outrageous story. Who needs family reunions when you have a Minecraft server full of unforgettable moments? Join now and let the laughter begin!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they spit when they’re angry.
So why join our server? Because where else can you punch people in the face and battle llamas for control of a virtual world? It’s a wild ride, my friend. Strap in and get ready for some ridiculousness.
Join us if you want to avoid players who can’t handle losing a game of Minecraft without throwing a tantrum. Our server is a safe space for those who understand that it’s just a game and losing is all part of the fun.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll never have to deal with players who constantly spam the chat with their emotional baggage. We have a strict “no drama llama” policy in place to ensure that everyone can enjoy the game in peace.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the joy of playing Minecraft with emotionally intelligent players who know how to have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to those who show true emotional intelligence. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the emotional intelligence games begin!
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks!
Forget about boring remakes, on our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. So come join us and experience the most epic and outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt. not to mention, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.
we also have a special event every friday where all the players have to battle it out in a giant game of musical chairs, but instead of chairs, we use TNT blocks. it’s a blast, literally.
so come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane minecraft world you’ve ever seen. just remember, if a lego person talked in sign language, they would only be able to say “C”.
| Server Trailer | Watch Here |
|---|---|
| TikTok | Follow Avalon |
| Server IP | defend.avalon.today |
Avalon is Under Attack!
You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own to fight evil. Explore secrets, conquer the Great Evil in this unique MMO-RPG Minecraft server.
| [1] No griefing or stealing |
| [2] No scamming |
| [3] Be respectful |
| [4] Be ethical |
| [5] Use common sense |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas. |
| How can I level up my class? | You can level up your class by completing quests, defeating bosses, and gaining experience in battles. |
| Are there special rewards for completing quests? | Yes, completing quests can earn you unique rewards, items, and experience points. |
| Can I join multiple kingdoms? | No, players can only be a part of one kingdom at a time. |
Left is for the brave souls who crave danger and excitement, while right is for the cunning strategists who want to outsmart their opponents.
But beware, because on this server, nothing is as it seems! You might find yourself facing off against a herd of killer bunnies or a gang of mischievous llamas.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity!
Imagine logging on to find that the virtual bus has already left without you, leading to a dramatic car ride with your friends who are crying and yelling about gas money. And just when you think things couldn’t get any worse, you discover that the virtual bar has a $40 cover charge per person!
But don’t worry, we’ve got cookies at the virtual bakery to cheer you up and make everything better. And if you ever find yourself in a situation where your friend blames you for ruining their birthday, just remember that on our server, anything is possible.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a $40 cover charge). See you there!
Join our server if you want to witness the most epic and hilarious incidents that will leave you in stitches. From exploding pigs to dancing creepers, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on the giant zombie chicken that roams the land, laying explosive eggs everywhere.
But wait, there’s more! How about a secret underground lair filled with flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes? Or a magical forest where the trees sing and dance to the tune of “Baby Shark”? Trust us, you won’t find anything like this on any other server.
So, if you’re ready to experience the most absurd and outrageous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now! Just be prepared to be grossed out, amazed, and laughing until your sides hurt. See you there!
| Information | Links |
|---|---|
| Server Trailer | Watch Here |
| TikTok | Visit Here |
| Server IP | defend.avalon.today |
Avalon is Under Attack!
You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone. You can join a kingdom, or create your own kingdom and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?
Avalon is an mmoRPG in its purest form. By combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft, and without messing with the regular mechanics of Minecraft, Avalon simply layers additional features on top of regular survival gameplay. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of thick storyline featuring over 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!! Check us out; you’ve never seen a server like this.
But seriously, this server is lit AF. We’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Don’t miss out, bro!