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DumbCraft SMP: IQ Test Fail
DumbCraft, Fail, inability to adapt, inability to learn from mistakes, inability to see different perspectives, inability to understand complex concepts, lack of analytical skills, lack of common sense, lack of creativity, lack of critical thinking, lack of curiosity, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of focus, lack of intellectual curiosity, lack of self-awareness, limited vocabulary, poor communication skills, poor decision making, poor memory retention, poor problem solving skills, signs of low intelligence, slow processing speed, smp, testLol, bro, if they ain’t playin’ on this Minecraft SMP, then they definitely ain’t smart. Like, this server is where all the big brain players hang out, ya know? We got diamonds for days, like literally raining from the sky. And our mobs? Oh man, they’re like super chill and will totally give you free hugs. Plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil villagers. True story, bro. So yeah, if you wanna prove you’re not a total noob, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, it’s where all the cool kids are at. -
CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest
arrogance, controlling behavior, CrushCraft, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, INCONSISTENCY, lack of ambition, lack of communication, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of goals, lack of humor, lack of independence, lack of intelligence, lack of motivation, lack of respect for boundaries, lack of self-awareness, LostInterest, poor hygiene, Selfishness, smp, unfaithful behaviorAre you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.
Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?
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NoMoreExesPls
closed-mindedness, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, incompatible values, Infidelity, lack of accountability, lack of ambition, lack of communication, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of independence, lack of trust, laziness, Manipulation, NoMoreExesPls, Selfishness, toxic relationships, unhealthy habitsAre you tired of dating creepers who always blow up your heart? Join our Minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT cannons in epic PvP battles! Say goodbye to boring dates and hello to building pixelated empires with your new blocky bae. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed to ride into battle? Swipe right on our server and never worry about dating a zombie again!