LoserCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3581

Are you tired of being called a loser in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a loser is actually a good thing! Our server is filled with the coolest losers you’ll ever meet, from players who can’t build a simple dirt house to those who constantly get blown up by creepers. Join us and embrace your inner loser!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground club where all the losers hang out. We have dance parties with skeletons, karaoke nights with zombies, and even a fashion show for all the players wearing mismatched armor. Who needs to be a winner when you can be a loser with style?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Loser Olympics. Compete in events like the Potato Sack Race, the Enderman Stare-Off, and the Creeper Dodgeball Tournament. Winners get bragging rights, but losers get a participation trophy made out of dirt blocks.

So why waste your time trying to be a winner when you can join our Minecraft server and be a proud, card-carrying loser? Come join us and let your loser flag fly high!

LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Procrastinators!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where doing nothing is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated! Why waste your time on boring real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and do absolutely nothing of importance?

Our server is filled with EXHILARATING activities such as staring at the sunset for hours on end, counting the pixels on a block, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time. Who needs passion when you can have pure, unadulterated boredom?

Join us now and experience the thrill of doing nothing in a world where nothing really matters. Don’t let the opportunity to waste your time slip away!

Yakub’s BWC Bleached Spawn – Where Minecraft meets questionable genetics!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the spawn of Yakub roam free, using terms like “bwc” and “bleached” like it’s no big deal? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from their insecurities! Join us and experience a world where black men are welcomed with open arms and white supremacists are sent running for the hills. Don’t miss out on the epic battles between those who embrace diversity and those who are just too afraid to admit they secretly love black men. Come join the fun and let’s show those Yakub spawn who’s boss!

SexyHipsCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Aqua’s hips are so sexy that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise as you build, mine, and craft your way to glory. But beware, Aqua’s hips are so mesmerizing that you may find yourself getting distracted and falling into a pit of lava. So come on, join us and experience the most bootylicious Minecraft server around!

Zombie Apocalypse: The Musical Minecraft Server – Where the undead sing and dance their way to your demise!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Secret Passages Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you screaming in terror and laughter at the same time.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start attacking you with their tiny, feathered claws. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing glowsticks?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to have your respawn button ready because things are about to get crazy!

CraftyCreeperCave

Boss, Choice, CraftyCreeperCave, cure, hard mode, horror movies, inventive, jack, Madhouse, Margie, MIA, narrative, normal mode, Outlast, Overrated, Puzzles, RE0, RE7, Rec, Stalker

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to make any tough choices like in RE7! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Are you tired of boring old zombies and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter mutated monsters straight out of a horror movie! From giant spiders to creepy clowns, you never know what will pop up next.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to solve insane puzzles just like in RE0. Can you figure out how to escape the haunted mansion before time runs out? Only the bravest players will survive.

And don’t even get us started on our boss battles. Take on Margie, the terrifying boss inspired by a horror movie classic. Can you defeat her and claim your reward? Or will you end up like poor Zoe, disappearing from the narrative without a trace?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, if you hear someone whisper “YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME???”, run for your life!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Mine – Where even creepers say ‘I liked it’!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring single player Final Fantasy games that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane boss battles, and a storyline so twisted you’ll be questioning your own sanity. Forget about Final Fantasy XIII, XV, and VII: Reshit – our server is where the real action is at.

But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and a secret hidden village filled with villagers who speak in memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate adventure that will leave you saying, “I liked it. It had flaws, but was still the best single player FF in two decades.”

PlatinumSMP

BlazingSMP, Community, Economy, Minecraft, PlatinumSMP, PvP, rules, semi vanilla server, Staff, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mines Excavated:	2513
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

The BlazingSMP is a semi-vanilla server that has a good community, great staff, and a good set of rules in place. I hope this is the server you are looking for because I hope you have a great time on the BlazingSMP

PlatinumSMP.mcserver.us:26500

QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing not vanilla is our java addiction!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7597	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

QuasarsSMP Minecraft Server

Overview

QuasarsSMP is a small semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP, with the perfect balance of enhanced gameplay and the timeless Minecraft feel. Forget about seasonal resets; we’re all about lasting builds and forming enduring friendships here. We’re aiming for a group of 15-20 active players who value creativity and community. If that sounds like your kind of server, we’d love to see you there. Join our Discord today: https://discord.gg/TGRGEkF2

FAQ

Question	Answer
How many active players are on the server?	We aim for a group of 15-20 active players.
Is the server a vanilla Minecraft experience?	It is a semi-vanilla SMP with some enhancements for gameplay.
Are there seasonal resets on the server?	No, we focus on lasting builds and forming enduring friendships.
How can I join the server’s Discord?	You can join our Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/TGRGEkF2
What types of players are suited for this server?	We welcome players who value creativity and community.

BlockBillionaires

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have billionaires from Wall Street and the tech world flocking to our server because they know it’s the place to be.

Join us and you might just run into Elon Musk building a rocket ship out of blocks or Warren Buffet trading diamonds for emeralds. Who needs politics when you can have a virtual economy run by the richest players in the game?

So come on, join us and see why even the billionaires are choosing to spend their time on our server. Who knows, you might even strike it rich yourself!

Putin’s Pixelated Pals: Day 822 of Russia’s 3-Day Minecraft Military Training Camp

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have survived day 822 of Russia’s 3-day special military operation! Join us for some epic PvP battles, where you can fight off Russian soldiers with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t worry, we’ve built a secret bunker in the game where you can hide from any incoming airstrikes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant creepers that drop double the amount of gunpowder. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the abandoned mineshaft, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of enchanted golden apples that give you super strength.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun in Minecraft!

DarkHavenAU

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

DarkHavenAU is a medieval fantasy themed Minecraft survival server where many custom functions have been implemented to create a better gaming experience! With custom mobs, Armor and weapons, mounts, ranks and many more! Or if you just like minigames and parkour, we’ve also got that covered. We even have proximity chat!

Create factions and battle your way to the top of the food chain!Feel free to use our discord when playing the game, or even just to chat! We have ‘Join To Create VC’ channels for both casual and faction chatting. Joining will create you a temporary voice channel that you can use to talk to your friends and will disappear when you’re done with it!

Server is compatible with most versions of Minecraft so playing on latest release will work fine. If you want proximity chat to work you will need to be on the same version the server is running on. Help for that is on our discord

darkhavenau.apexmc.co

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