DumbCraft SMP: IQ Test Fail

limited vocabulary, signs of low intelligence, smp, poor memory retention, DumbCraft

Lol, bro, if they ain’t playin’ on this Minecraft SMP, then they definitely ain’t smart. Like, this server is where all the big brain players hang out, ya know? We got diamonds for days, like literally raining from the sky. And our mobs? Oh man, they’re like super chill and will totally give you free hugs. Plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil villagers. True story, bro. So yeah, if you wanna prove you’re not a total noob, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, it’s where all the cool kids are at.

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DumbCraftIQ

cognitive impairment, cognitive development issues, poor problem solving skills, lack of reasoning skills, cognitive abilities

Join our Minecraft server if you want to prove you’re not as dumb as a box of rocks! Our server is so smart, it once beat a chess grandmaster in a game of checkers. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sheep can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command. Don’t be a blockhead, join us now and show off your big brain energy!

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Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

keyboard warriors, online behavior, Online platforms, online discourse, lack of manners

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, generation gap, Manipulation, older generation, unquestioning

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a genius compared to boomers? Look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even boomers can’t resist joining (and getting totally confused in the process).

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your fellow players with your superior savviness. Watch as boomers struggle to navigate the virtual world, while you effortlessly dominate with your quick wit and sharp skills.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh at the hilarious antics of boomers trying to keep up in a world that’s just too fast-paced for them. Join our server today and show those naive boomers who’s boss!

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Alycia Smp Project

Project, GOD, tags, Characters, Peaceful

A simple SMP server that really peacefuly, the admin will give you a lot of stuff when they’re online, you can literally be god here im not gonna lie im not kidding bruh, bro why this stupid website need 100 characters long, i don’t know what should i write to reach 100 characters long. Stoobid

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TrueMC – Best server! Survival + GM 1! Minecraft server

king of the mountain, antibot, PvP, free, Community

SURVIVAL!

Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%)Anticheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store, telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server! Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru – Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or – go with IP TrueMC.ru: 25565 (indicating the port)

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InstaCraft: Where griefing is only allowed on Mondays! Join now for unlimited fun and laughter!

Griefing, vanilla minecraft, Fun, Vigilant Staff, InstaCraft

InstaCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview

Server IP	play.myinstacraft.com
Website	MyInstaCraft
Dynmap	Explore the Map
Discord	Join us on Discord

What’s New

Brand-New Market Unveiled!

About Us

Established and Going Strong
Our Vision

Features

Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are

Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with mods?	No, InstaCraft is a vanilla server and does not allow mods that give players unfair advantages.
How do I report a player for cheating?	You can report a player for cheating by messaging a staff member on Discord or using the in-game reporting system.
Are there any server events?	Yes, InstaCraft hosts regular server events such as build contests, treasure hunts, and more!

Ranma’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Heights, Paradise, Gender-Bender, Nostalgia, classic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond pickaxe in a sea of wooden shovels!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll uncover a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples, talking sheep, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience Minecraft like never before? The reboot will never reach these heights, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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Hire Fans Minecraft SMP

hire fans for events, fan hire near me, hire fans for wedding, hire cooling fans, hire fan company

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a team of professional fan-hirers whose sole job is to follow you around and cheer you on as you mine, build, and fight off creepers. Need some motivation to finish that epic castle? Just call in the fan squad and watch as they chant your name and throw virtual confetti in your honor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, a pig-riding monarch who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible (or at least really shiny).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!

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MoronCraft Server: AITA Edition

friend group, big bang theory, hypothetical universe, break up, Moroncraft

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the multiverse theory that caused chaos in Mike and Casey’s relationship.

Imagine a universe where griefing is encouraged, where pigs ride on chickens, and where diamonds rain from the sky. On our server, anything is possible – even breaking up with your partner over a hypothetical universe!

So come on down and join the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a universe where you’re the ruler of all, or where you’re best friends with a zombie. The possibilities are endless, just like the infinite universes in the multiverse theory. See you there, and remember – keep calm and mine on!

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Lack Of Critical Thinking