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IDGAFcraft
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the most chaotic and unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in! We don’t care about your feelings, your opinions, or even your sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, upside-down trees, and a secret underground society of sentient potatoes plotting world domination. Who needs rules when you have pure, unadulterated chaos? So come on, join us if you dare, and leave your sanity at the door! -
NonchalantNukes Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP where we treat creepers like cuddly pets and lava like a hot tub! We’ve got a thriving community of players who have built their bases in the Nether because they think the overworld is too boring. Plus, our diamond economy is so inflated that we use emeralds as currency instead. So come join us for some wild adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and maybe even a chance to ride a pig off a cliff (don’t worry, they have parachutes)! -
HubbyForgotMyBigDay
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be ignored like this poor PhD student’s husband ignored her presentation! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and most importantly, people who actually care about what you’re up to.Unlike the husband in this story, our players are always eager to know what you’re working on and will support you every step of the way. Who needs a reminder when you have a whole community cheering you on?
So come on, join our server and leave the real-life assholes behind. Let’s build, explore, and conquer together!
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CarelessCraft
Join our Minecraft server if you couldn’t care less about basic survival skills! We’ve got a world where gravity doesn’t exist, so you can build your house floating in the sky like a majestic unicorn. Plus, our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of communicating solely through interpretive dance. Who needs words when you can express yourself through the power of the Macarena? So come join us and leave all your cares about normalcy at the door – on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time! -
CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant the eater unlimited power and the ability to fly on a bacon cloud.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a llama in a disco ball-filled cave.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they are mighty!
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back.
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“I don’t care” Minecraft Server: The Land of Zero F***s Given
Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t care! That’s right, we embrace chaos and mayhem like no other server out there.Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of llamas, and start epic pranks that will leave your fellow players scratching their heads in confusion. We don’t care about traditional gameplay here, we just want to see what crazy shenanigans you can come up with.
And if you’re worried about getting banned for breaking the rules, don’t be! We don’t care about that either. In fact, we encourage rule-breaking and mischief-making because that’s what makes our server so unique and hilarious.
So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures you’ll have on our server? Just remember, we don’t care… and neither should you!
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Just Released Elemental SMP: Survival Mode, Please Vanish Eventually
Overview: We are a unique modded whitelist SMP focusing on community building, collaboration, and longevity. We aim to create a long lasting community where all level of players are welcome. There will be a fully functioning economy with a large focus on trading with others to build everyone up! We currently are hosting our SMP with “Valhelsia 6” with added features such as tech, building, voice chat, and much more. There will never be a dull moment and always more to explore. Along with our preexisting features we also welcome all of our community members to weigh in on suggestions, and discussions. We are a community based project where everyone has a voice! We are self hosted which means we have full control over our server hardware, this means we will never lack in quality and lag will be sparce to none! If you are looking for a new and interesting community to join from the ground level we may just be the perfect place. Launch Date: 8/1/24 Whitelisted Members: 32 Average Online Players: 5-10 System Admin Team: Experienced in Minecraft development and community building, hosting a public survival server called Nationiers. Contact Information: Discord – https://discord.gg/8kM7RYp9hw Modpack – Valhelsia 6 Status – LIVE CORE – Forge FAQ
How do I get whitelisted?
To get whitelisted, join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided by our staff members.
What modpack is being used on the server?
We are using the Valhelsia 6 modpack for our server.
Is the server currently active and live?
Yes, the server is currently live and active with players online.
Can I suggest new features or ideas for the server?
Yes, we welcome all community members to share their suggestions and ideas for the server. Your voice matters to us!
How can I contact the server admin team?
You can contact our admin team through our Discord server or in-game on the server.
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CancerousCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to cure your boredom with a dose of insanity!Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 seconds flat. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a feather!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!
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Minecraft SMP: 65 IQ Prodigy
Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with boring old players? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only requirement is to have an IQ level of 65 or lower! That’s right, we’re looking for players with the brain power of a 12 year old to join our crazy adventures.But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a 30 year old man who is convinced he’s actually a unicorn in disguise. He’s always coming up with wild theories about the Minecraft universe and loves to roleplay as a talking potato. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And did I mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of slime blocks? Oh, and let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where players have to find the golden carrot of destiny.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner 12 year old with a brain of 65. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise!
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VeganVillainRuinsTradition
Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no vegan feasts will ever be forced upon you! Our family-friendly community is all about tradition, but not the kind that involves arguing over dietary preferences.We have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a welcoming community that will make you feel right at home. Say goodbye to family reunions filled with tofu and kale, and hello to a Minecraft world where the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the best diamond armor. Join us now and leave the vegan drama behind!