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DumbCraft SMP: IQ Test Fail
slow processing speed, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of curiosity, poor communication skills, lack of critical thinkingLol, bro, if they ain’t playin’ on this Minecraft SMP, then they definitely ain’t smart. Like, this server is where all the big brain players hang out, ya know? We got diamonds for days, like literally raining from the sky. And our mobs? Oh man, they’re like super chill and will totally give you free hugs. Plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil villagers. True story, bro. So yeah, if you wanna prove you’re not a total noob, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, it’s where all the cool kids are at. -
DumbSignsMC SMP
Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock like a dumb caveman. This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the trees drop diamonds and the pigs wear top hats.Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.
If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
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CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War
so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?
and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.
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Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!
Rotten Block SMP
Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer) Focus Content creation, community building Members Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito FAQ
Question Answer How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP? Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview. What is the main focus of the server? We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation. Can I watch the members’ content? Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube. -
Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?
Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!
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Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there! -
NoCollegeNoProblem
Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?
Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!
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HappyLifeMC SMP
Are you happy in life? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Seriously, it’s like a party in the Nether 24/7! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Happiness awaits you in our wacky and wild Minecraft world! -
SecretMineCraftFun
Are you tired of living a boring, secret-free life? Come join our Minecraft server and spill all your deepest, darkest secrets in our virtual confession booth! Our pixelated priests are ready to absolve you of all your sins, no matter how scandalous. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to share their juiciest secret. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the secrets fly! -
CraftyHongKongers
lol imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the biggest, baddest, most epic tower you can think of. like, seriously, if your tower isn’t touching the clouds, you’re doing it wrong. and get this, the only way to join is if you can recite the entire bee movie script backwards while juggling flaming swords. it’s like, super exclusive and intense, but totally worth it for the bragging rights. plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of your tower, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. not even kidding. so come join us and let’s see who can reach the cheese first!