We have a special feature where every time someone breaks up in real life, their in-game relationship also ends in a fiery explosion (literally, we have a plugin for that). So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fragile as glass, come join us and watch the drama unfold! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?
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InstantFriendshipEnd Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship destroyer! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a block of diamonds or sabotaging your significant other’s base just for laughs. -
NoobParenting Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!
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CraftyCheaters Minecraft Server
Because they haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is so epic that players will do anything to get ahead, even if it means cheating in other games. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and cheat your way to victory! -
TrashyParentCraft
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you rare items for a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep party where the sheep are literally on fire!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world? Don’t be a trashy parent, come join the fun today!
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HappyDestroyer Minecraft Server
The number one destroyer of happiness is not creepers blowing up your house or getting lost in a cave with no torches. It’s not even accidentally hitting a pigman in the Nether. No, the true destroyer of happiness is not being part of our epic Minecraft server!Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and taming a pet Ender Dragon to do your bidding. Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is jealous of our awesomeness.
Don’t let the sadness of missing out on our server consume you. Join now and let the laughter and fun wash over you like a bucket of lava in the face of a skeleton. Happiness awaits, my friend. Join us and never look back!

