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Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Crops Grown:	6996	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

Team of Independents 1.21

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got a team of crazy salespeople who are all about that DDD and Breloom life. They’re like a mix of boomers and millennials, but they all know what’s up. If you’re not down with the seeds of change, then you’re basically the problem, man. So come join us and let’s build a new world together, one block at a time!

The Secret Agent of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Animals Bred:	89
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco club where the zombies do the Thriller dance all night long.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant floating castle made entirely out of cake. Yes, you read that right. Cake. Need I say more?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Your fortune is telling you that you have excellent luck, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

FinnCraft Server – Power Outage Edition

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Towns Built:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Votes:	2386
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have finland boards oil tankers causing chaos in the digital world!!! power cables are being cut left and right, internet outages everywhere!!! but fear not, on our server you can harness the power of the oil tanker to create epic builds and conquer the digital realm!!! join now and be part of the madness!!! only the bravest can survive in this crazy world of chaos and destruction!!!

RostovRocketCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	2684
Enchantments Applied:	53	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE UKRAINE HITTING BALLISTIC MISSILES LIKE FIREWORKS! STRATCOM REPORTS SAY IT’S LIT! COME BUILD YOUR OWN MISSILE AND BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?! JOIN NOW FOR A BLASTING GOOD TIME!

Crafty Restroom Crew

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4977	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

yo, listen up gamers! u ever been in a public restroom with trans people and never even knew? well, imagine that but in minecraft! join our server and experience the wildest adventures with trans villagers who are lowkey hiding in plain sight. u never know who u might run into in the mines, maybe a genderfluid creeper or a non-binary enderman. the possibilities are endless, just like the confusion u feel when u realize u’ve been interacting with trans mobs this whole time. so come on, join us for a gender-bending good time!

Brain Weight Control – Gut Signal

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	279	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Potions Brewed:	73	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?

on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.

join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!

Block Haven 1.20.6

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7994	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Towns Built:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring content? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where cows fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos at every turn. Build a house out of cake, ride a pig into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

French Women In Your Country Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	224	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1427

Are you tired of only seeing French women in your country through pictures and movies? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to interact with not just one, but a whole village of French women! They’ll teach you how to say “baguette” in the most seductive way possible and show you how to build a house that screams “Ooh la la!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sweet llama moves that will impress all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join their ranks and help them hatch their evil plans (pun intended) while enjoying some good old-fashioned chicken banter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world unlike any other, where French women, disco llamas, and scheming chickens all come together for a truly unique gaming experience!

CoalCraft: The Worst Bonus Ever

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Alien Abductions:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of getting lame Christmas bonuses like socks or fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive epic Christmas bonuses like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon! Join us and celebrate the holidays in style as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a boring office party when you can have a virtual adventure like no other? Join now and let’s sleigh this Christmas together!

FinnCraft Server: Shipwrecked Cable Cut

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where finland be seizin ships left and right after some undersea cable be cut like whaaaaat. we got all the craziness you need to keep you entertained for hours on end. sail the high seas, build epic ships, and watch out for them finland peeps cuz they be on a rampage. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.