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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 7216 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.