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AbandonedCraft: No Squatters Allowed!
Yo, you ever tried to live in a abandoned building in Minecraft? IT’S IMPOSSIBLE, MAN. Zombies be creepin’ up on you, skeletons shootin’ arrows at your butt, and don’t even get me started on them creepers blowin’ up your crib. But fear not, because on our server, you can live in luxury! We got diamond blocks for walls, emerald floors, and a pool filled with lava for that extra spicy touch. Join us and say goodbye to those dingy old buildings, and hello to the lap of luxury! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Join now and start living your best blocky life! -
BlockyConfessions
Secret misdeeds, 15. Unvoiced regrets, 6. Private wrongdoings, 9. Covert misbehavior, 16. Unexposed misdeedsAre you tired of keeping your darkest secrets buried deep within your soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to embrace your inner mischief maker! Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild as you build, create, and unleash chaos upon the world.Ever wanted to create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of constructing a roller coaster that launches unsuspecting players into the sky? On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky building restrictions).
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it could make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Are you brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and invisible walls?
So come join us on our server, where secrets are meant to be shared and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server…or does it? 😉
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Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE! -
The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!
About Us
The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.
Hardware & Setup
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.
Server Specs:
CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total) Location San Jose, California, United States Platform Fabric 1.21 Mods & Tweaks
Datapacks:
- Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief
- Double Shulker Shells
- Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg
- Mob Head Drops
- Player Head Drops
- Silence Mobs
Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition
Application
- Join our Discord Server
- Read through our server guide + rules
- Submit an application via our application link
- Wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you
- Short Interview
- Application Decision and Whitelist
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SwingCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!
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FirefoxCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we promise a world filled with more chaos than a pack of angry Endermen!Join us if you’re tired of boring old browsers like Firefox, which has been taken over by Marxist zombies who want to censor and spy on your every move. Our server is the only safe haven from their evil clutches, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content without fear of being deplatformed.
So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a horde of zombies is missing out on all the fun! Join now and let’s show those pesky Marxists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
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CraftyChats: Unearthed Truths
Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players communicate solely through interpretive dance? Well, on our server, that’s the norm! Join us for a chance to show off your best dance moves and communicate with fellow players in the most ridiculous way possible.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution?
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of mischievous llamas who roam the server causing chaos wherever they go. Who knows what kind of trouble they’ll get into next?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one!
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CannaCraft420
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz we got that legal cannabis industry poppin’ off like fireworks on the 4th of July! Our economy be worthin’ $420-$630 million per year, like dang, that’s a lotta green, if ya know what I mean!Come join us and build your own cannabis empire, grow them crops, and sell ’em for mad stacks of diamonds! We got the dankest buds in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to give you a high like no other. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our virtual world, so you ain’t gotta worry ’bout no po-po bustin’ down your door.
So what you waitin’ for? Come on down to our server and let’s get blazin’! Remember, it’s all about that green, baby!
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WingWarzMC: Drums vs Flats!
join our epic minecraft server where chicken wings rule the land! drumsticks and flats battle it out for dominance, creating chaos and mayhem at every turn. but fear not, for you can choose a side and fight for your favorite wing piece!build your own winged fortress, complete with a moat of ranch dressing and towers made of spicy buffalo sauce. team up with other players to form wing alliances and conquer the server together.
but beware, there are rumors of a secret wing recipe hidden deep within the server, guarded by a powerful chicken boss with a taste for destruction. will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the legendary wings for yourself?
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the amount of hot sauce you can handle). fly high with us on our chicken wing minecraft server!