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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7295 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 7206 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 391 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Reasons to join our server: 1. No unexpected phone calls during intimate moments – unless it’s a creeper trying to blow up your house. 2. Build your own bar and invite your teammates for a virtual drink – no need to worry about leaving your spouse hanging. 3. Get into arguments with other players over who has the best pixel art – but remember, it’s all in good fun! 4. Explore new worlds and discover hidden treasures – just like finding out why your husband really went to the bar without you.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be mad about is running out of diamonds!