We got more diamonds than your grandma’s jewelry box, I swear!
And the mobs? They’re so dumb, they make the villagers look like Einstein!
Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, you’ll be slaying fools left and right like a Minecraft ninja!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some epic shit together!
| Server Information | Details |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Whitelist-only paper server |
| Version | 1.21 |
| Datapacks | Multiplayer sleep, fast leaf decay |
A: We are looking for active, mature, and friendly players. Preferably 18+ and those comfortable in a voice chat.
A: There is a short introduction process prior to being whitelisted. Join our Discord server for more information.
A: Proximity chat may be incorporated later on. Stay tuned for updates.
A: We aim to create a safe and friendly environment for all players. Building a tight-knit community is our priority.
But beware, just like in a yoga class, there may be some drama. One player, let’s call him Dave, has been accused of staring at another player’s virtual butt. But fear not, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they need to take a break and stare straight ahead to avoid getting motion sickness.
Join our server now and experience the zen-like atmosphere of Minecraft mixed with the drama of a yoga class. Namaste and game on!
Imagine a world where you can banish your sister to the Nether realm for her selfish antics, or build a giant monument to celebrate your own achievements without anyone stealing your thunder. On our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next epic build.
So why wait? Join now and reclaim your rightful place as the center of attention in a world where the only thing pregnant is your imagination with endless possibilities!
