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ProtagonistCraft – Where every block tells a story!

acceptance, Adversity, BLOCK, books, Character development, Coming of Age, emotional struggles, everyday life, hostile environment, inner strength, Loneliness, mental health, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, Protagonist, ProtagonistCraft, r9k, resilience, Self Discovery, social isolation, Story, Survival, Tells, triumph

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Villages Defended:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyday life is just as hostile as the creepers lurking in the shadows! Our protagonist, Steve, navigates through the treacherous terrain of high school drama, zombie apocalypse survival, and the ultimate quest for the perfect diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you respawn! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Blockheads R Us

#artistic aesthetic, #artistic creation, #artistic talent, #Dum thread, #source request, animation, art style, Artistic, artistic expression, Artistic Inspiration, artistic style, artistic vision, artwork, Blockheads, Creative, design, GIF, love, Request, Sauce, Visuals

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Secret Passages Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness.

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a house made entirely of TNT just for fun. Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy as you are, so you’ll fit right in.

And the best part? Our server is powered by a magical sauce that makes everything look like it was drawn by a deranged cartoonist on a sugar high. So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt.

CraftyAnon’s LOLz Server: No. 916742445

CraftyAnons, lolz, Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild raves every night, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves, and a giant lava parkour course that will test your skills and patience to the max!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery, because things are about to get seriously wacky up in here!

Queens of the Craft: Where African Royalty and Minecraft Collide

adolescence, African, african queens, attraction, Childhood, collide, Country, Craft, cultural influences, Curiosity, Development, Diversity, empowerment, Exploration, fetish, fetishization, History, Identity, Minecraft, Personal experiences, QUEENS, Race, Royalty, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Picture this: a group of 12-year-olds running the show, with the one in the middle calling the shots like a Minecraft boss.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. We have secret treasure hunts where you can win diamonds, and our PvP arena is so intense, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Off” competition, where players battle it out on the dance floor to see who has the best moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of 12-year-olds break it down in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the most hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun or get blown up by a TNT cannon!

AlienCraft: Invade and Conquer with Phase ALiAS – The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

#youtube, Adventure, AliAs, AlienCraft, Amanogawa Shiina, Archive, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Conquer, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Ex-Tsunderia, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, illustrated guide, INVADE, Invaders General, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, phase, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Archives, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Friends, Platform, Previous thread, Prism, Remilia Nephys, Sayu Sincronisity, Small Corpos, tcgia, Thread Template, twitch, twitter, Ultimate, VReverie Extended, Widgets, Yubicraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mines Excavated:	2156	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders come together for some epic adventures!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Kaneko Lumi, the queen of YouTube, or maybe take on the world with Fuura Yuri, the ultimate Twitch sensation (RIP). And let’s not forget about Dizzy Dokuro, the skull-faced streamer who will keep you on your toes!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and even Komachi Panko! Each one brings their own unique flair to the server, making it a non-stop party of chaos and creativity.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Phase Friends and Small Corpos – they’re always up to no good!

SnowflakeCraft: Where even creepers respect personal boundaries, bro

activism, Allyship, Boundaries, Bro, bros, brothers, CREEPERS, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender equality, Inclusivity, intersectionality, liberal, Personal, Political Correctness, progressive, protest, Respect, SJW, SnowflakeCraft, Social Justice Warriors, solidarity, tolerance, Woke

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6632
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	129	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting griefed by creepers on other servers? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to be friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, our community is full of SJW bros who will fight for social justice in the world of Minecraft. Join us and together we will build a utopia where all players are treated equally and creepers are our cuddly companions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the revolution begin!

CommieCraft: Where even the creepers demand equal distribution of diamonds!

ACADEMIC, Accountability, activism, AUTHORITY, CommieCraft, Confrontation, controversy, CREEPERS, Demand, diamonds, discrimination, distribution, Diversity, education, Equal, ETHICAL, expulsion, inclusion, intolerance, leadership, Leftist, mullatto, Professor, social justice, West, White

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Votes:	3818	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with leftish mullatto professors kicking people out of meetings for questioning their faggotary? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no crazy professors kicking you out for ridiculous reasons. Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any unwanted drama. Plus, our server is 100% white-friendly, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t be asked to leave the west anytime soon. So come on over and join the fun!

Crafty Karens & Co. Minecraft Server – Where white women reign supreme! #KarenCrafters

activism, Crafty, cultural perceptions, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, identity politics, inclusion, intersectionality, KarenCrafters, Karens, Minecraft, Privilege, race relations, racial bias, Racial Issues, Reign, Server, social constructs, social justice, societal expectations, Stereotypes, SUPREME, White, white women, Women

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	7291	Votes:	3926
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1772

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got white women running around like headless chickens, causing chaos and confusion everywhere they go. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even witness a white woman trying to tame a creeper with a pumpkin pie! So come on, join our server and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong tolerance for craziness!

PixelPunchCraft: “Which character?”

Antagonist, Character, Character development, Choice, Conflict, Decision making, Dilemma, Emotional journey, external forces, identity crisis, internal struggle, introspection, moral compass, Narrative structure, personal growth, PixelPunchCraft, plot twist, Protagonist, resolution, Self Discovery, transformation, Which character

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose to play as a flying pig, a dancing llama, or even a talking tree! Let your imagination run wild as you explore our wacky world filled with colorful characters and crazy adventures.

Join us on this server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly group of players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on magical unicorns. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge him to a dance-off or join forces to overthrow the evil Sheep Queen? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

AI Craft: Predictive Pixels – LOLz and Blocks Galore!

AI predictions, AI software, Artificial Intelligence, blocks, Craft, Curiosity, curiosity about AI, data analysis, digital age, Future, futuristic, Galore, innovation, lolz, Luddite, machine learning, modern technology, pixels, predicting the future, prediction, prediction software, prediction technology, Predictive.., software, Technology, visualizing the future

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1863	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas!

Our server is so advanced, we have AI software that can predict what your Minecraft character would look like today. That’s right, you could be sporting a fabulous new outfit or even have a pet dragon by your side.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!