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Regular Self-Hatred Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Farms Harvested:	916	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of hating yourself and ready to start hating the world instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rage out in a fun and constructive way! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild characters that will make you forget all about your self-hatred. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them laugh. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the hate flow through you!

Loaded by the Stairs Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Are you tired of unreliable companions in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Our virtual girlfriend will always be there for you, waiting patiently by the stairs. She won’t walk out on you, eat your food, or even say a word – she’s the perfect partner! And the best part? She’s always ready to poke, no complaints, just pure dedication. Join our server now and experience the joy of having a virtual girlfriend who will never run off with another player or spout off about something woke. Trust us, she’s the best companion you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Bimbo Fur Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to Cop Bimbos 2.0 Edition, where the only law is looking fabulous while fighting crime! Join us on this wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience the Bimbo Effect in an Atompunk setting.

Ever wanted to marry a bimbo? Well, we have a guide for that! And don’t forget about our Collared Rookie, Cyberpunk bimbo story, and the legendary Bovine Sugar Mama.

Drawfriends are welcome, because female bimbos are the best and futa bimbos are totally OK! So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with bimbos, crime-fighting, and lots of laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a bimbo cop along the way!

Japan Is Better Than Europe Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where history, language, and culture collide in the most epic way possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ninja warriors from ancient Japan stumbled upon our server and decided to make it their new home. They brought with them their ninja skills, samurai swords, and a whole lot of sushi. Now, our server is filled with secret ninja hideouts, epic battles, and the occasional ninja dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical language school where you can learn to speak Japanese like a pro. Want to impress your friends with your newfound language skills? Join our server and start chatting in Japanese like a boss.

And last but not least, our server is a melting pot of different cultures from around the world. You’ll meet players from all walks of life, from Viking warriors to Egyptian pharaohs to alien astronauts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have when you join our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there. Trust us, Japan is better on our server!

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mines Excavated:	1840	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchantments Applied:	281	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crops Grown:	3281

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPXR.MCMCMC.NET

Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4528	Potions Brewed:	130
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ores Mined:	748
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Farms Harvested:	104
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!