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DrunkCraft: Bathroom Escort Service

aita, bathroom, Business, DrunkCraft, escort, husband, inebriated girl, kids party room, LAUGHING, loud, minding your own business, Nice, nosy, Obnoxious, Offering, playing pool, service, Sober, walk

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

LoveStruck SMP

Lovestruck, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Potions Brewed:	188	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had someone to share your enchanted golden apples with? Look no further, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love and friendship in the blocky world!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about maintaining a healthy relationship again. Our players are so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual therapy session every time you log on. Need relationship advice? Just ask our resident love guru, Steve, who once tamed a wild wolf with nothing but a bone and a dream.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cupid, a mysterious figure who shoots heart-shaped arrows at unsuspecting players, causing them to fall madly in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a magical matchmaker roaming the virtual plains?

So ditch the single-player life and come join us for a wild ride of romance, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of drama. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate in our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CraftyHabit2021

best habits, CraftyHabit2021, daily habits, habit building, habit challenge, habit change, habit development, habit formation, habit formation tips, habit goals, habit motivation, habit success, habit tracking, habits, healthy habits, new habits, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you will ever encounter. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll come across next!

But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he’s not here to blow you up, just to give you a spooky high-five!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is home to the most insane parkour courses you’ve ever seen. Jump, climb, and swing your way through obstacles that will test your Minecraft skills to the max!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SwissCraft: No Weapons Allowed

Allowed, arms control, arms embargo, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, defense industry, defense procurement, diplomatic tensions, economic sanctions, European nations, european security, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, military equipment, military exports, political pressure, Swiss-made weapons, SwissCraft, Ukraine restrictions, weapons

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

haha bro come join our epic minecraft server where we use swiss-made weapons to dominate the virtual world!! european nations be jelly cuz they know we got that swiss firepower on lock. we out here causing chaos and wrecking havoc like a bunch of crazed villagers. join us if you wanna be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up with swiss precision. let’s goooooo!!!

Quantum Time Warp Server

causality, experimental evidence, negative time, physics research, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, quantum field theory, Quantum Mechanics, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum theory, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time manipulation, time reversal, time reversal symmetry, time travel, Warp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1313	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2

so, like, we have this totally rad minecraft server where we found evidence of ‘negative time’ in a quantum physics experiment. like, imagine if you could go back in time and prevent yourself from falling into that lava pit or losing all your diamonds to a creeper.

join our server and experience the mind-bending possibilities of time travel in minecraft. you’ll be able to build epic structures in seconds, defeat mobs before they even spawn, and basically be the master of time and space in the minecraft universe.

plus, our community is full of quirky players who love to joke around and have a good time. we have regular events like time-travel treasure hunts, reverse gravity parkour challenges, and even a disco party where the music plays backwards.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world (literally), come join us and discover the wonders of ‘negative time’ for yourself. trust us, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss.

Brightworks

Active Staff, Adventure, Brightworks, Challenges, Community, custom events, epic builds, Friends, Fun, join us, MCMMO, Minecraft, never stops, no-griefing policy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Updates, Welcoming Community, worry-free environment

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

OPEN NOW! Welcome to Brightworks!

Looking for a Minecraft survival server that’s more than just a place to play?

Brightworks offers an exciting blend of survival gameplay, custom events, and a chill, supportive community.

Whether you’re into epic builds, intense challenges, or just relaxing with friends, you’ll find it all here.

We host custom events that keep the adventure fresh, and our team is always working on frequent updates to enhance your experience.

Plus, with a no-griefing policy and active staff, you can focus on having fun in a worry-free environment.

Join us today and be part of a community where everyone’s welcome, and the adventure never stops!

brightworksmc.com:27180

BudderCraft Network: Because our anti-cheating is stronger than my willpower to resist cake!

AntiCheating, bedrock, Beta, BudderCraft, bug, Cake, Client, Community, Development, Discord, Economy, Feature, Feedback, gameplay, java, Minecraft, Network, Plugins, Resist, rules, Server, strategy, Stronger, tutorial, update, Willpower

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to 3 main points:

1. Provide a variety of feature-rich modes

2. Strict prevention of all forms of cheating, no matter the caliber

3. A friendly community for all skill levels, with no toxic behavior

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What are the allowed mods/clients on the server?	Only Badlion Client with specified mods such as Animations, Block Overlay, Clear Glass, etc. are allowed. Any setting not listed will be disabled.
Is joining the discord required?	It is not required but highly recommended for feedback, updates, and community interaction. You can get the discord link in-game.
What happens if I cheat on the server?	Any form of cheating, whether through mods, hacks, exploits, or other means, will result in a permanent ban. Piracy is also strictly prohibited.
Are large scale farms allowed?	No, large scale farms that disrupt the economy or gameplay balance are prohibited. View the list of banned farms in the server rules.
What version does the server run on?	The server always runs on the latest version, but updates may take a week or two after a new version release.

Ready to check us out?

Join with the IP below:

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

Asian Femdom Experience Minecraft Server

asian, Asian femdom, asian girlfriend, authentic experience, BDSM, Communication, confess, cultural exchange, Domination, Experience, femdom, fetish, interracial, kink, metallic scrubber, Minecraft, move in together, power play, relationship dynamics, role reversal, Server, Submission, trust building, wash rice cooker, White

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt hut, when suddenly you stumble upon this server. And guess what? It’s run by an Asian girlfriend who’s not afraid to show you who’s boss! 😂😂😂

Join our server for the ultimate Asian femdom experience – forget diamonds, this is the real treasure you’ve been searching for! And hey, if you’ve ever wanted to know what it feels like to have your rice cooker scrubbed with a metallic scrubber, well, you’re in luck! 🍚🔪

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and get ready for a wild ride filled with domination, rice cookers, and a whole lot of laughs! 😜✨🎮

Money Saving Minecraft SMP

budgeting, cost of living, Dream lifestyle, early retirement, expat life, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Stability, frugal living, future planning, investment strategy, live like a king, long term savings, Long-term goals, Minecraft, MONEY, retirement planning, SAVING, saving money, smp, third-world country, Wealth accumulation, work hard

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	58	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your empire now so you can retire like a boss at 35! Imagine ruling over your own kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you and diamonds raining from the sky. Who needs a boring office job when you can live like a king in a virtual world? Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare loot. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and start your journey to ultimate Minecraft glory!

NoBedroomAllowed Minecraft Server

bedroom rules, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, depression, family dynamics, Friends, guitar, mental health, Minecraft, movie night, NoBedroomAllowed, parenting, personal space, privacy, relationships, Server, sleep schedule, socializing, Support, video games, work-life balance

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild time filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story.

🎮 Need a break from real life? Come play on our server where you can build your dream world without any pouting spouses getting in the way.

🎸 We have all the gaming and music you could ever want, but sorry, no guitar playing in the bedroom allowed! We need our beauty sleep, okay?

🍿 Grab some popcorn and get ready for a movie night… just make sure to stay out of the bedroom, unless you want to face the wrath of a tired parent.

👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 Make friends, build relationships, and maybe even learn a thing or two about boundaries. Who knew Minecraft could teach you life lessons?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? 😂