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labsat Minecraft Servers

  • CarShame Minecraft Server

    CarShame Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 8174
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Magic Items Found: 1551
    Falling into the Void: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Dragon Eggs Found: 840 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things pink and girly just like a teenager’s first car! Join us for a wild ride filled with pink leather seat covers, blankets, pillows, and cute charms hanging everywhere.

    Just like the athlete sibling in this story, you may find yourself embarrassed by the sheer amount of pink surrounding you. But fear not, because we offer a safe space for all players to express themselves, even if it means driving around in a girly car.

    And don’t worry about getting your license, because on our server, we’ll drive you to all your 5 am practices and even buy you breakfast! Just make sure to pay up if you throw out any of our precious charms and blankets – we don’t mess around when it comes to our pink decor.

    So come join us on this outrageous adventure, where pink is the new black and driving in style is a must. Who needs a license when you have a Minecraft server like this? Let’s roll out in style, together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkinnyMomNoShame

    SkinnyMomNoShame
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 8811
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Farms Harvested: 824
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with weight comments from your mom while trying to enjoy a peaceful Minecraft experience? Look no further, join our server for a weight-free gaming zone! We promise no one will comment on your size, because let’s be real, in Minecraft everyone is the same blocky shape anyways.

    Our server is perfect for those who want to escape the real world drama and just focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden by a group of mischievous creepers – can you find it?

    So come join us, where the only weight you’ll have to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor. And remember, on our server, everyone is beautiful in their own pixelated way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyMemeMadness

    BlockyMemeMadness
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 7597
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Divine Spears Created: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig while wearing a top hat and monocle? No? Well, you’re in for a treat on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying squids, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks or participate in our annual sheep beauty pageant where the winner gets a crown made of emeralds. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBorschtBattle

    BlockyBorschtBattle
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 5894
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Towns Built: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Crops Grown: 1742
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 New Chunks Explored: 631495
    Alien Abductions: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 245 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Zombie Dances: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, SO THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF RUSSIAN FORCES JUST WENT ALL RAMBO ON SOME ISIS DUDES TRYNA TAKE HOSTAGES AT A DETENTION CENTER. LIKE, TALK ABOUT INTENSE PVP ACTION, AMIRITE? JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS RUSSIAN COMMANDO TAKING DOWN TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT. PLUS, WE GOT MAD LOOT AND CRAZY BUILDS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS. #MINECRAFTWARZONE #RUSSIANTAKEDOWN #EPICLOOT

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockPartyTime

    BlockPartyTime
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 5205
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33
    Falling into the Void: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be, like ever. like, if you wanna be special, just spend more than 1 second on this server, like seriously.

    we have unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow bridges that lead to a land made of candy.

    if you join, you get a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks and, like, a diamond sword that can turn into a pizza whenever you want.

    also, the owner of the server is a talking llama who gives out free hugs every hour.

    so, like, if you wanna be special and have the most epic time ever, join this server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ViralGunners: Crafting Chaos & Conspiracies

    ViralGunners: Crafting Chaos & Conspiracies
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 6514
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Star Shards Collected: 292
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Votes: 8887

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the players are armed to the teeth with virtual guns because they bought them during a pandemic. These guys are so paranoid, they think the government is out to get them and believe in all sorts of crazy conspiracy theories. But hey, that just makes the gameplay more exciting, right? Join this server if you want to be part of a community that’s ready to protest against virtual tyranny and fight for virtual freedom. It’s like a virtual revolution, man! So come on, grab your virtual gun and let’s cause some virtual chaos together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Neverland Minecraft Server

    Neverland Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 1122
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where you’ll never have a pet dragon or ride a unicorn? Well, fret not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, battle against hordes of evil llamas, and even build your own floating castle made entirely of marshmallows! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…because who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

    CraftyDigits Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 5778
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Enchantments Applied: 128
    Emeralds Found: 7999 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas! Build your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie penguins! Take part in epic dance parties with friendly creepers and party pigs!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows wherever it goes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made out of delicious tacos!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 893
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Emeralds Found: 6353 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being accused of being an asshole for not showing enough interest in your friend’s wedding planning? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of bridesmaids dresses, wedding invitations, and wedding dresses in the most epic way possible!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual wedding with the love of your life (or your Minecraft crush) without all the unnecessary group chat drama. Get married in a pixelated paradise surrounded by creepers and zombies, because who needs boring old real life weddings when you can have a Minecraft wedding?

    Forget about being labeled as a party pooper, join our server and show your friend that weddings can be fun and exciting in a whole new way. Plus, you can invite all your friends from the group chat to witness the most epic Minecraft wedding of all time. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual wedding bliss? Join now and say “I do” to a whole new level of Minecraft fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoSleep4U

    NoSleep4U
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 751
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7403 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any unwanted opinions about your cologne choices!

    Join us and leave behind the haters who think they can judge your scent preferences. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So come on over and let’s build a world where everyone smells amazing and drama is left at the door. Trust us, you won’t find any desert-dry comments here, just pure fun and creativity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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