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TrussCraft: LizLostToLabour
British politics, Campaign, conservative party, constituency, Defeat, election, Former Tory, general election, Government, labour, liz truss, LizLostToLabour, loses, Member of Parliament, opposition, Politics, prime minister, Seat, TrussCraft, uk, VotingOMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ FORMER TORY PRIME MINISTER LIZ TRUSS GOT KICKED OUT BY LABOUR PARTY AND NOW SHE’S BUILDING A CASTLE IN DA GAME TO GET REVENGE! U CAN HELP HER OR TEAM UP WITH LABOUR TO STOP HER! IT’S A POLITICAL SHOWDOWN IN MINECRAFT, WHO WILL WIN?! JOIN NOW FOR ALL DA DRAMA AND CHAOS! #TEAMTRUSS #TEAMLABOUR #MINECRAFTPOLITICS -
LabourCraft Minecraft Server
14 years, boris johnson, brexit, Campaign, center-left, conservative party, Democracy, general election, Government, jeremy corbyn, labour, labourcraft, landmark, Minecraft, opposition, Parliament, Politics, prime minister, return to power, Server, UK election, United Kingdom, Votinglol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is more wild than a UK election? well, u found it here! we got center-left Labour party trying to make a comeback after 14 years of being in the wilderness. but forget about politics, come join our server and build ur own empire! u can be the next prime minister of minecraft, ruling over ur fellow gamers with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever u prefer). who needs a boring old election when u can have a creeper explosion party instead? join now and let the chaos begin! -
MineCraftMayhem: Labour4Life
conservative party, control, Democracy, election, Future, Government, influence, labour, Labour4Life, leadership, Longevity, longevity of power, MinecraftMayhem, opposition, Politics, Potential, power, ruling party, Tories, UK politics, voters, Warningso, like, picture this: u join this epic minecraft server and u never wanna leave. it’s like, so lit that u could be playin’ on it for the rest of ur life. the tories are like, warning u that once u join, u ain’t gonna wanna go back to reality. they’re like, “yo, u gonna be addicted to this server forever, so watch out.” but like, who cares? join now and get lost in the craziest minecraft adventures ever. u won’t regret it, fam. -
MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz
#ChelseaManager, #DeZerbi, #FaCup, #FACupFinal, #footballnews, #Kammy, #Londonorigin, #managerialchanges, #ManchesterUnitedfan, #NewLabour, #TenHag, Brighton, epl, labour, lolz, manchesterunited, McKenna, minecrafty, pochettino, politicians, rumours, Soccer, sportsnews, Trans, TransfersLooking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.
But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.
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BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!
Allowed, battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, culture war, do not tolerate evil, Evil, fake stamps, hippy crack, Isaiah 5:20, Join, knife crime, labour, madness, malicious WhatsApp groups, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, putin, Royal Mail, Sadiq Khan, SSE, Tories, ukWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!
Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!
But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!